Dennis SpongeBob Abortion

hi yeag I'm thr Dennis guy stop sending me asks about it 😭 😭 (DISCORD: spongebobmovievillain come talk to me 😘)

[swesq21]

[louisegluckpdf]

[streetkit]

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[swesq21]

Im not on Tumblr as much anymore gang I'm sorry. This is because Nerdle has me by the balls

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[scramratz]

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[gohadoken]

[queer-benoit-blanc]

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

[i-am-a-fish]

If you are Julius Caesar, DO NOT READ!!!

(TRUST. we are planning something cool - but it's a surprise so don't read. trust.)

do I have to bring a knife or will there be extras I'm very sorry I waited so long to ask

[dogpuppy]

Posting this as someone named Baileigh: 😔

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[keposhka]

Alexa literally records EVERYTHING you say around it and can store that data and send it to literally everyone and it’s on the Wikipedia page for Amazon Alexa under the Privacy Concerns section!

[depsidase]