gotta go fast

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[assimilation-failure]

to reblog from yourself is to have an unwavering faith in your evil

[assimilation-failure]

And I—have faith in my evil!

[satanfemme]

dialectical materialism could be the next big trend

[ozempicofficial]

[satanfemme]

had a dream that nine inch nails released a new version of closer called closer 2 and the lyrics were changed to be like "I want to go to therapy like an animal / I feel emotions on the inside" (you get the idea) and pitchfork praised it for being really thoughtful and in touch with gentle non-toxic masculinity

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[guelwaar]

person reblogging a post with an obnoxious comment from a liberal who fundamentally completely disagrees with every premise of the op and doesn't know what they're talking about: #nuance #nuance is great #yessss finally some nuance

[pjackk]

I naemed my penis after you, I c all him my pcockk

Im not doing ok

[gaymolegaming]

The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[jethroq]

parasocialism: when you think a public figure is more left wing than they really are because you personally like them

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[blond-shell]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

i think itd be really funny if i just pivoted to posting really basic like bottom-of-the-barrel progressive takes but like in an obnoxious alt right grifter kinda tone. like what if I just logged on one day and started posting shit like "idk y'all i just think we should normalize women going topless in public without being harassed but maybe that's a bridge too far for the woke mob"

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[hellish-undeath]

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please