gotta go fast

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[houndmother]

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[fagstaynight]

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

[qnnna]

Dead horse beating me off

[xenosagaepisodeone]

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[wiicat]

fuck you and fuck the incest babies you've been throwing in the mines too

[qnnna]

Dad used to take me out and we'd rape semes together out on the lake

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[evilvillain123456789]

my dipshit husband needs me to check in on him after he asked to be locked in a cage. if i dont do this tedious femdom bullshit with him he says hes going to go to the police about my insane southern gothic style relationship with my quasimodo style brother

[gideonisms]

Born with a limited capacity for fujoing out. I am simply not erotically fascinated by men with names like "tom" "eddie" and "sam" and I cannot get past that

[stjohnstarling]

This summer’s hot new craze is nonconsensual body modification. All the kids are kidnapping each other and turning their friends into crimes against nature.

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass

[fairycosmos]

every day im like ok im going to practice radical acceptance and then im like wait i literally can not accept this

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated