Sleeper

My name isn't Jane Multi-fandom blog that is sometimes overrun by memes and miscellaneous stuff

[flibbertygigget]

Story concept where Batman learns that Task Force X is A Thing (probably got tipped off by Harley Quinn tbh) and is like... ok, time to be the World's Greatest Detective. Let's see what's going on here.

Step 1: Become an inmate at Belle Reve. This is actually very easy. All he has to do is pretend that Bruce Wayne went off the rails, managed to kill Batman, and then got stopped by Superman. This ensures that he gets locked up in Belle Reve instead of Arkham because it's officially a multi-city crime now.

Step 2: Sneak around Belle Reve to gather evidence. He accidentally gets on pretty good terms with a bunch of C-list villains, but that's nbd.

Step 3: Smuggle out the info. Clark Kent manages to secure an interview with Famous Billionaire Who Infamously Killed Batman. Info smuggled successfully.

Step 4: Clear his name by having one of the Batkids pretend to be Batman and say that Bruce Wayne was being mind controlled. Whoops. This is 100% an accepted defense in the DC universe so he can get out, especially since he has great lawyers.

Things get slightly complicated because he gets put on the Suicide Squad and has to a) pretend to be harmless goober billionaire Bruce Wayne instead of someone who could actually survive this, b) try to make sure both random civilians and random C-listers don't die, and c) uncover ANOTHER insane news story and smuggle that out to Clark Kent AGAIN while thwarting whatever the actual Squad goal is this time.

The less evil C-listers kind of adopt Bruce Wayne as their purse dog mascot. They have no idea what to think when he pulls out the ninja skills in a tough spot.

[mcyt-fic-reader]

Just One Mistake (Is All It Will Take)

Thinking so hard about this vigilante au tonight. It feels pretty rare for me, personally, to read a fic where their aimsey is not the main character but still absolutely steals the show. JOM!Aimsey is so great, they're a hero who is lying about their power in a way that is very funny, but functionally really cool. In a fic dealing with life and death having someone who can walk the middle and show us the view of the dead works SO WELL both in giving us a final conversation with a permanently dead other character and reiterating the impending doom of the corruption spreading in the background of all the more human conflict. JOM!Aimsey is on the fringes of every major plotpoint. They're friends with Tubbo, who is an epicenter of some huge problems. They're a contact for the heroes. They're sympathetic to the vigilantes. Aimsey is truely a bridge of a character between every converging path of the narrative. GOD the JOM!Tubbo too. I'm a big c!Tubbo enjoyer. A big clingyduoer one might say. I love me a Tubbo that is absolutely fucking miserable trying to take on the entire world on his own to protect Tommy and the other vigilantes. Clingyduo in this fic are opposite ends of the same scheme being unable to escape no matter how desperately they're trying. I love when writing is good. I love when the real antagonist is quietly but clearly looming in the background. I love when a fic isnt afraid to main character death and phenomenal at giving those deaths weight.

[jasontodd-is-alive]

What if Jason Todd just kills criminals because he saw a Tik Tok Challenge and he can't turn down a challenge

Like he sees a "kill your abuser" challenge on Tik Tok and he's like OK BITCH LET'S go and it ONLY GETS WORSE

[ameliepoulain]

tbh the fact that its almost 2022 is fine, like its fine whatever. the fact that 2012 was now a decade ago? life ruining. inconsolable etc etc

[blue-janes]

This just in, server plagued with two common themes and Eret suffers from both

[blue-janes]

Post November 28th update: It can get weirder

[floweroflaurelin]

I’m now officially all alone.

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And with this fifth and final piece, the saga of the Shadow Queen and her loyal Knight comes to its tragic end.

[veeranger]

fascinating when a character has so much transgender swag that transfems see them as transfem and transmascs see them as transmasc.

[veeranger]

exactly

[kolyanovich-moved-deactivated20]

[justignitestuff]

why

[copepods]

i love gay people

[id: two drawings of eret over a light blue background. in the first, she’s wearing her halloween costume: a poofy white shirt, grey corset, black pants and boots, and a red and yellow cake. she has one hand on her hips and is holding her glasses in the other. in the second drawing, she’s wearing a pink gown with puffy sleeves. she’s posing with her shoulders at an angle and her feet wide apart, holding her dress up so it’s not touching the ground. she’s smirking. end id]

[jackassbroadcast]

Last life as tumblr posts

I only watch scar's pov is this funny

[demonboyhalo]

EXCUSE ME BILLZO?? RANBOO????? WHAT IS GOING ON THIS STREAM -

[demonboyhalo]

things that are the same:

[mjlor-chan]

[hermitclips]

it never rains on the hermitcraft server

[theminecraftbee]

a collection of some of the best tags on this, featuring both people Who Know and people Who Do Not Know:

[halorocks1214]

but fr i cant wait for the dynamic that is mumbo, grian, and scott “family friendly content or we will perish” jumbo, hermitcraft, and smajor vs Basically Children jack “i will fuck your mother” manifold and tommy “tells people who mildly inconveniences him to die” innit

[sphor-art]

lets GOOOO

[idathefangirl]

Joel and Scar being able to work together again because they’re both red, is just the “Task failed successfully” meme in a nutshell