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I'm an adult!!

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In the modern au, would Norton ever consider adopting a pet? Or does he think they’re too expensive? Do you think he’d be the type to rescue a stray?

Now, he wouldn't adopt a pet since he simply doesn't want to. I'm not saying he's straight up against the idea of having a little companion or that he has a strong opinion on the matter to begin with, it's just that he doesn't want a pet. That's all. Like, he is not actively craving one or watching cute puppy videos while cooing at them. He's not going through all that legal action just to buy himself an overpriced animal.

But rescuing one? That I can imagine happening.

I can see him walking by a little box with a baby kitten in it and stopping out of pure curiosity, looking in and seeing a tiny trembling thing that looks like it's barely standing straight on its paws. Omg, this is canon in my modern au now, but imagine that little kitten being blind in the left eye.. and Norton's got a scar around his left eye.. Wow, I'm a genius.

Norton loves animals, at least that's what I like to think. People who hate people usually love animals since they're never evil or good, just true to their nature. And if he sees that kitten that resembles him so much—he'd probably have this whole moment of: "Hell, you're just as miserable as me"—he'd just have to take it home with him.

And he's a cat person. Argue with the wall, but he's a cat person and I'll fight natease about it if they ever decide to make him canonically a dog person. Dogs are too loud and active and they need constant attention, which he can't provide. He's busy at work. He needs someone who can stay at home and be fine with it. And he also needs someone lazy who just lays on his chest while he sleeps.. and cats heel stomach aches. He's got himself a personal doctor, what else could he want?

Now, owning a pet is very expensive. He knows that he won't be able to afford to go to the vet. It costs too much, and Norton isn't ready to waste half of his life saving on the kitten, but neither can he just hope that it's healthy and will live for more than a week. So he'll go to his neighbour, a sweet n old cat lady, who has had 32 cats in her lifetime and all of them were resqued and taken care of by her alone.

Anyway —oh, he's going to love that little kitten so much. It's a girl and he's either calling her Missy or Goldie, I can't choose. It'll do him well to have a little friend. He's one lonely man who doesn't like people but needs company because otherwise his mental state will worsen, and then there's Missy/Goldie.. a little kitten with a blind eye and a lot of love for her human..

Omg this is so cute I can't

[blue-manor]

I have no requests rn! My mind has been filled with an au I'm making based off of the Soundwave merch line! Idv band au my beloved

That being said! If anyone wants to send in a normal request or a request for the band au! That'd be! Cool!

[blue-manor]

Back for round 2 🤤, can I get a evil reptilian x reader with a side him sparing the reader during a match?

You are so lucky I love you

He's very cold and is kind of an ass about it sometimes. Absolutely puts his ice cold hands on your warm tummy while cuddling. Its worse in matches if he chairs you. Instead of using the balloons, he'll hold you underneath his arm while he 'accidentally' keeps his hand pressed against your bare skin.

You're his personal stuffed animal. He'll often times sneak into your room at night and curl up in bed around you. The feeling of his scales against your bare skin is odd at first, but you get used to it after some time. He'll either rest his tail on your thighs or have it curled behind you.

More often then not he'll rest his head against your stomach or your thighs. He says you're comfortable to lay on, amd he likes being close to you. He'll nip at any exposed skin, leaving little love bites. He won't go too far, not unless you want him to.

An absolute gentleman aside from all his teasing! He'll go out of his way to make sure you’re taken care of and will always check with you before he tries anything new. He actually asked if it was okay to hold your hand when you first started dating.

He's a bit insecure about his body occasionally. He thinks you deserve someone better than a man who's more reptile than human. When he feels like this, the best way to help is holding him and reasuring him that you love him no matter what.

Loves it when you scratch his back. The harder the better. He'll make low, gruff happy noises whenever you do. His scales get really itchy, especially in the winter. You won't hurt him, so please, he's begging you, scratch as hard as you can

Once the two of you are more serious, he gives you a necklace with one of his scales in it. Its the one closest to his heart, and he polished it and carves your initials on the back. He makes it hang down over your own heart.

It does hinder his ability to hit your teammates

Doesn't always spare you! Its about a 50/50 chance. He doesnt want whatever is keeping you both here to punish either of you. He'll try to save you for last, but if youre first kite that's another story. If it happens, he'll do his best to hit you gently

If he's ever going friendly, he'll hold you in his arms while he jumps around. He thinks its adorable the way your heartbeat quickens as you cling onto him. He would never drop you, despite his teasing.

[blue-manor]

Requests are always open btw!

[blue-manor]

Hello big brother :>

[blue-manor]

Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh number 2, Luchino x reader fluff with a side of him rescuing the reader from the hunter? Okay thanks 😋

Bombastic side eye. Criminally offensive side eye.

Thank you for my first ask pookie, even if it is for the hot lizard. Translations will be at the bottom!

Content warnings: Luchino is chaired and a bit roughed up, mentions of past injuries

More often than not, Luchino would be the one rescuing you from the chair. He would always smirk as he pushed up the bar on your lap, pulling you up to your feet before giving you his scales. He'd toss out a comment or two about how he would "get his payment from you later" as he pulled you away to wrap your wounds with such tenderness. A kiss would always be pressed against your temple before he let you go.

He'd come to your room after the match was over, always under the guise of needing to collect his payment. His payment, of course, was you peppering him in kisses. He would lean into you, arms wrapped around your waist with his head against your shoulder. Sometimes you would brush his hair or scratch his back, other times you would be used as a warm, human shaped pillow. Cold hands would be pressed against your skin, searching for any kinds of warmth.

You were more than happy to do all that and more for your boyfriend. He had rescued you, after all. Even if you were confident that one of your other teammates would have rescued you all the same.

This time, however, was different.

This time, Luchino was in the chair, and you were saving him. That was the plan, anyways.

Ann was the hunter this time. She hadnt noticed you when she put Luchino on the chair. She pet her cat before she walked off, no doubt to go after Luca for shocking her earlier. Your heart beat slowed down as she walked off, still petting her cat. Once she was out of eyesight you dashed forward.

Luchino startled as you slid in front of him, using the chair to catch yourself. He stared up at you before opening his mouth to speak. You couldnt help but rush your words out.

"Fancy seeing you here, love." You let out a small chuckle as you pushed the bar off of his lap, your hand finding his to pull him up.

He rolled his eyes, trying to hide a grin, "I bet it is, amore mio."

The two of you quickly ran away from the chair, finding a secluded corner. You pulled him down into your arms as you inspected him for injuries. The two of you were crouched down in the dim light, his head against your shoulder as you looked him over. He had a couple of nasty bruises on his right arm along side a couple of scrapes. Pulling out some bandages, you began to gently wrap them around his arm, doing your best to not wrap them too tight.

Luchino watched you wrap his arm with a soft smile. You were doing your best not to hurt him, untying and retying the same spot several times. His wounds would be mostly healed by tomorrow, it would be better to leave him injured so you could focus on decoding. But still, you held him close and tended to his wounds.

With one final nod, you leaned back. His arm was wrapped in gauze and ointment. It was a shame you couldnt see his biceps anymore, but it was a small sacrifice you were willing to make.

He started to stand, but you quickly pulled him back down by his tie. He grunted as he fell back to his knees, shooting you a look. You looked up at him, a teasing grin on your face.

"I'll be expecting my payment after the match is over, love."

His cheeks flushed a soft red that traveled up to his ears. It was a sight you adored seeing, as rare as it was. Who knew that teasing him with his own words would make him so flustered? You would have to pocket this information for later use.

Still holding him by his tie, you pulled him down further to press a soft kiss against the corner of his lips. His face warmed under your touch, but you leaned back before he could do anything.

Rising to your feet, you pulled your boyfriend up as well, "C'mon, lets go help Luca and Lily finish decoding. I want my payment as soon as I can get it."

Luchino chuckled softly, pressing a kiss against your temple, "Of course, La mia dolce metà."

My other half - La mia dolce metà

My love - amore mio