Galactic Reflections | calibreus
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Galactic Reflections | calibreus
Location: Lost Lake, Mount Hood National Forest, Oregon, United States
I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.
For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused
The US pretending to bring democracy to other countries is so funny when we vote on a non-holiday workday where people can wait up to six hours for a machine that may record their vote incorrectly to defeat a minority party that controls all three branches of government.
Doorbell: *rings*
Dog:
i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-
millennial depression:
vs
gen z depression:
that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression
openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford
My upstairs neighbor is having really loud sex at 10:25am. And, while this feels like retaliation, I can only hope it mellows her out and she stops stomping around all the goddamn time
Wow in the time it took me to type up and tag this post, the sex started and ended…… she’ll prolly be vacuuming soon. 🙁
It’s 10:29 and the sex has ended. I am v sad for her
I feel like I jinxed her. Like her nigga follows me on here and saw this post, mid thrust, and got performance anxiety. I’m sorry, Upstairs Stomping Bitch.
There’s stomping. She’s up and moving around. And you know what….. I can’t even be mad anymore. If I was only getting fucked for seven minutes at a time, I’d stomp around too.
Y’all she’s showing tf out. She’s really up there like
Damn I just heard her door close and then footsteps coming down the stairs. He left 😭😭😭 he’s not even gonna try again.
I’m gonna need ear plugs for the level of stomping this is bound to cause. When her feet inevitably crash through my ceiling ima just look through the hole and be like “hi…. sorry you didn’t get fucked down this morning. Even tho you filed a noise complaint on me that one time, I was rooting for you.”
Update y’all: it’s 3:10pm and she is vacuuming THE FUCK out of the hardwood flooring
But then like, that really does sound like something ppl that are in need of orgasm do. Just extremely unnecessary cleaning, to take their mind off the lack of sexual release.
I can see the text conversation now.
“I heard Aaron came over last nightttt. Whatd you guys get up to???👀👀👀😏”
“Not much. Oh! But, I did finally get a chance to mop my bathtub tho!!🤗 It was a mess in there, so thank god.”
“😬😔”
It’s 12:26am and she is getting her back blown tf outttt. Cannot be the same nigga from earlier.
I have the strong urge to knock the broom against the ceiling and holler out “yaaas bitch get some bomb ass dick” but I don’t wanna fuck up the vibe
Nvm. It lasted from 12:20-12:28. It’s the same nigga.
She better not start stomping or cleaning. I’ll file a noise complaint so fucking fast. Imagine getting a noise complaint for shitty sex. Don’t do it, Stomping Upstairs Bitch
what a ride
Not for her, apparently.
Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
Simon: Dear Students of Creekwood High School, as anyone with a half-decent data plan already knows, a recent post declared on this very website declared that I was gay. The delivery left something to be desired, but the message is true. I am gay. For a long time I was killing myself to hide that fact. I had all these reasons, “It was unfair that only gay people had to come out. I was sick of change.” But the truth is I was just scared. First I thought it was just a gay thing, but then I realized no matter what, announcing who you are to the world is pretty terrifying, because what if the world doesn’t like you? So I did whatever I could to keep my secret. I hurt the best, the most important people, and I want them to know that I’m sorry. I am done being scared, I’m done living in a world where I don’t get to be who I am. I deserve a great love story. Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as F, so anyone averse to gratuitous feelings, kindly click over to the BuzzFeed quiz or resume the porn you paused to read this. This guy that I love once wrote that he felt like he was stuck on ferris wheel. On top of the world one minute, rock bottom the next. That’s how I feel now. I couldn’t ask for more amazing friends, a more understanding family. But it would all be so much better if I had someone to share it with. So, Blue, I might not know your name or what you look like, but I know who you are. I know you’re funny and thoughtful. You choose your words carefully and that they’re always perfect, and I know that you’ve been pretending for so long that it’s hard to believe you can stop. I get it. Like I told you at the very beginning, I’m just like you. So, Blue, after the play, Friday at ten, you know where I’ll be. No pressure for you to show up. But I hope you do, because you deserve a great love story too.
Love, Simon.
imagine disney making a lilo and stitch live-action remake and then claiming Diversity Points with “two newly-revealed lgbt characters” and instead of it being pleakley and jumba its two of the aliens that show up at the council meeting with no speaking lines
i’m at the edge of my fuckin seat here, lads
Dude decorates entire room with sharpies. (Source)
reading: the history of mathematics by anne rooney
Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.
Perfectly gay ❤️
i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans
i read it wrong this isnt true