This is a Mess

Just a socially awkward person reblogging things for my own amusement. I like Chinese food, long walks on the beach, and dates that end with the occasional satanic sacrifice.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

[leoneuro-di-vergent]

sorry for any confusion i may have caused

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

[willgrahamscock]

hey kitten, can we put this pussy on afterpay? daddy's going through financial problems

[willgrahamscock]

daddy’s going to end it all

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[msmarygoodnight]

Americans: It's not reasonable to expect people to miss spending holidays with their families, even for a greater social good! Family comes first, always!

Retail workers, who have a time-off request blackout for all of November and December:

[pocketgameboy]

I could use some 💪 luck

[ravengardart]

Me after a day alone in the house 💪

[mapelie]

HECK YEAH 💪

[kalofi]

by far the funniest interaction ive ever had

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

serotonin this serotonin that… what happened to all the cum jokes??

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[kingcounty-thotpatrol]

hey go fuck yourself

[drarry]

Oh so now the Columbine fanblog with an Annoying Orange icon is gonna preach to me, huh

[paler-than-thou]

[paxamericana]

my man why is stuff leaking out of your head

[cryptid-sighting]

not a great sign when the man leading your legal team starts literally falling apart on live tv

[lesb0]

[funny-tik-toks]

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation

[nationwidedornermoment]

The america they don’t want you to see

[slateblueearthbelow]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

“drunk me thought she could do a backflip”

[godsfiercest]

Y'all. I can't stop laughing

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[transgirl-link]

-featherless

-biped

This is a man

[carmelblood]

me waiting for someone to find my body in security

[eroscestlavie]

me rn

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]