get better, not bitter

The best part of believe is the lie, I hope you sing along and you're still alive

[jurynullification]

Remember, whatevr you and yr friends do, there is a miniature mouse version happening at the same time, just like you but with meece, but their desk is constructed of qtips, and their breakfast cereal is 1 big cheerio

[peanit]

t-shirt that says "i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks"

[gothorita]

entering my decomposition era

[gothorita]

this one is for the ladies (10,000 worms silently cheer)

[tourfilm]

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

hi please stop and watch this video of a baby raccoon herding goats

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is it

Why is it doing that

[megaraye]

Multiclass

[have-you-taken-your-meds]

have you taken your meds today?

quick check-in:

have you taken your meds today?

do you need to drink some water?

have you stretched recently?

do you need to eat?

do you need to take a minute to breathe and de-stress?

just because:

picture of a kitten!

picture of a puppy!

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

anyone else love the way an orange will mist the air with a little citrus when you peel it

[thebootydiaries]

Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend "birth" and nothing else*

[aristhought]

capitalism is like. resting is a waste of time. eating is a waste of time. sleeping is a waste of time. playing is a waste of time. living is a waste of time. you must prove your worth to live here and everything else is a waste. and we’re taught not to question it. 

[aristhought]

i will eat my meals and take my naps and sit on benches and i will stop to do nothing and i will cherish those moments.

[humorstar]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Neck lengths of birds + aggression: a study.”

By @inomnomcom

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

in the cartoon network version of this movie they cut out the voting machines joke, wonder why

[fuckyeahyoga]

[girafacong]

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

[adamsmasher]

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

People who are gay yet feel homophobic:

Ellen Degeneres

[santa-klaus]

Pete Buttigieg

Rupaul

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

it's the class traitoring

[brattylikestoeat]

Mute this. The music is annoying.

Follow @brattylikestoeat for more.

[spaghetti-doodle413]

this is what insomnia sounds like

[paprikanoir-deactivated20190515]

Soundtrack of Executive Dysfunction.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

fam I’m over here having a laughing fit, tf is this music😭

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

catch me foaming at the mouth unresponsive to all stimuli on the outside stairway of arbys at 3 am with this playin in the back

[celestial-dial-deactivated20181]

@leojulius13

[sseoulful]