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[blue-skull-ultrakill]

i am questioning how are you even typing this

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Telepathy

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Soft hands of an angel slowly lift up the skull, holding it closely.

"one of many skulls littering hell... We do wonder if you were once a ferryman we knew..."

- { @manywingedangel }

its you? after all this time you finally same but unfortunately i cant really aid you much with anything, Archangel Gabriel

[manywingedangel]

Gabriel held the skull closely, cradling it against his chest.

"hush now, sinner... I don't ask of anything from you... But just know you are safe now..."

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

... To be honest I don't really expect anything today

But being embraced is definitely unexpected

[manywingedangel]

"even a mere skull should be allowed warmth. Even if fleeting."

Gabriel said softly,

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Oh wow-

Thanks, that is.. the nicest thing I've gotten in a while

.. do you think I'll get a body again?

Because being a key isn't really pleasant

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

*picks you up*

@v1-is-here

Woah hey put me down nikkon looking ah

Put me down or else

[v1-is-here]

[OR ELSE WHAT?]

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Eermm uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Youre uhhhhhhh you youuu you're uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You have ugly jays

[v1-is-here]

[I’M…I’M NOT WEARING…]

[YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M JUST GONNA FIND THE NEXT PEDESTAL SO THAT I CAN LEAVE.]

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Unfortunately there is no next pedestal

[v1-is-here]

[…COOL]

[I’M JUST GONNA +PROJECTILE BOOST YOU, THEN.]

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Do not.

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Soft hands of an angel slowly lift up the skull, holding it closely.

"one of many skulls littering hell... We do wonder if you were once a ferryman we knew..."

- { @manywingedangel }

its you? after all this time you finally same but unfortunately i cant really aid you much with anything, Archangel Gabriel

[manywingedangel]

Gabriel held the skull closely, cradling it against his chest.

"hush now, sinner... I don't ask of anything from you... But just know you are safe now..."

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

... To be honest I don't really expect anything today

But being embraced is definitely unexpected

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Soft hands of an angel slowly lift up the skull, holding it closely.

"one of many skulls littering hell... We do wonder if you were once a ferryman we knew..."

- { @manywingedangel }

its you? after all this time you finally same but unfortunately i cant really aid you much with anything, Archangel Gabriel

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

*picks you up*

@v1-is-here

Woah hey put me down nikkon looking ah

Put me down or else

[v1-is-here]

[OR ELSE WHAT?]

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Eermm uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Youre uhhhhhhh you youuu you're uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You have ugly jays

[v1-is-here]

[I’M…I’M NOT WEARING…]

[YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M JUST GONNA FIND THE NEXT PEDESTAL SO THAT I CAN LEAVE.]

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Unfortunately there is no next pedestal

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

DO YOU MISS YOUR BODY? IS IT INTERESTING BEING A SKULL?

— @gale-tha-streetcleaner

Is this an insult or a genuine question?

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Oh, well would you look at that, I didn’t expect to find you here dear~

She leans forward and picks you up gently

My, those are some new cracks, what happened this time~? You can tell me~

EH-

The funny blue skull didn't expected to be picked up by the mind flayer

I didn't expect someone like you to notice me actually.

The new cracks are from random demons "accidentally" kicking me because I look like a good soccer ball replacement.

.

Uh I guess since you're the first to talk to me nicely, er how are you?

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

How could I not notice a creature as bright as you, dear~? And I’m so sorry you’ve been treated so harshly…

She hugs you gently

I’ve seen better days, but I’m alright for the most part, I guess? A lot has happened…

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

ah- erm thanks-

.

And tell me about it, weird stuff is happening around here.. been watching for some time

Unfortunately I can't do much for.. obvious reasons

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

Mm, I can only imagine how frustrating it is for you, dear… we really should find you a body.

She “glances” around

Although… I’m not sure what kind of body you would appreciate to begin with… hmm… any preferences? I could always go searching for something~

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

I really don't mind anything as long as I can move

I uh.. appreciate that you're willing to help me

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

Oh it’s of no issue, honestly, I can’t help but feel bad seeing you get treated like this all the time, it needs to change.

She “smiles” warmly while still holding you close

Now then… I’m not sure if V1 has gone through here again or not… but I guess our first step would be to scour for any discarded parts. I’m no stranger to building bodies after all~

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Dunno if this would help but, you can throw me at enemies to give them brain damage

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Oh, well would you look at that, I didn’t expect to find you here dear~

She leans forward and picks you up gently

My, those are some new cracks, what happened this time~? You can tell me~

EH-

The funny blue skull didn't expected to be picked up by the mind flayer

I didn't expect someone like you to notice me actually.

The new cracks are from random demons "accidentally" kicking me because I look like a good soccer ball replacement.

.

Uh I guess since you're the first to talk to me nicely, er how are you?

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

How could I not notice a creature as bright as you, dear~? And I’m so sorry you’ve been treated so harshly…

She hugs you gently

I’ve seen better days, but I’m alright for the most part, I guess? A lot has happened…

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

ah- erm thanks-

.

And tell me about it, weird stuff is happening around here.. been watching for some time

Unfortunately I can't do much for.. obvious reasons

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

Mm, I can only imagine how frustrating it is for you, dear… we really should find you a body.

She “glances” around

Although… I’m not sure what kind of body you would appreciate to begin with… hmm… any preferences? I could always go searching for something~

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

I really don't mind anything as long as I can move

I uh.. appreciate that you're willing to help me

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Oh, well would you look at that, I didn’t expect to find you here dear~

She leans forward and picks you up gently

My, those are some new cracks, what happened this time~? You can tell me~

EH-

The funny blue skull didn't expected to be picked up by the mind flayer

I didn't expect someone like you to notice me actually.

The new cracks are from random demons "accidentally" kicking me because I look like a good soccer ball replacement.

.

Uh I guess since you're the first to talk to me nicely, er how are you?

[lust-layer-mindflayer]

How could I not notice a creature as bright as you, dear~? And I’m so sorry you’ve been treated so harshly…

She hugs you gently

I’ve seen better days, but I’m alright for the most part, I guess? A lot has happened…

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

ah- erm thanks-

.

And tell me about it, weird stuff is happening around here.. been watching for some time

Unfortunately I can't do much for.. obvious reasons

[lightisperfection]

Can I have a body

- @blue-skull-ultrakill

"I do not have jurisdiction over such matters." Gabriel says, "However, more importantly, how did you find me?! How did you... move?" He says, holding you up. The cross on his helmet seems to squint as he inspects you. "This is absurd. You are supposed to be a key, and nothing more. You shall not have a body, even if I am unable to create one."

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

And who decided on that jurisdiction, Mr. Gabriel?

And uh... Don't Question how I move... It will get confusing with your current angel iq

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Sorry for not saying anything much recently

My phone got taken away by some machines and it's difficult to get it back because I have no body and after a while they felt pity and threw it back at my face

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

*picks you up*

@v1-is-here

Woah hey put me down nikkon looking ah

Put me down or else

[v1-is-here]

[OR ELSE WHAT?]

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Eermm uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Youre uhhhhhhh you youuu you're uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You have ugly jays

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Oh, well would you look at that, I didn’t expect to find you here dear~

She leans forward and picks you up gently

My, those are some new cracks, what happened this time~? You can tell me~

EH-

The funny blue skull didn't expected to be picked up by the mind flayer

I didn't expect someone like you to notice me actually.

The new cracks are from random demons "accidentally" kicking me because I look like a good soccer ball replacement.

.

Uh I guess since you're the first to talk to me nicely, er how are you?

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Is your full name really “Blue Skull Ultrakill”

I have a much longer name than this

But you may refer to me as "Blue Skull Ultrakill"

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

Mpreg blue skull art when?

Why am I the pregnant one

Why not the red skull

[hairytwinklesparkles]

Dw I got you❤️‍🩹

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

HEY I AM NOT YHE PREGNANT ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP

[blue-skull-ultrakill]

*picks you up*

@v1-is-here

Woah hey put me down nikkon looking ah

Put me down or else