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dennys have you ever had a cheeky nandos

a cheeky nandos? what’s all this then? naw mate, never heard of nandos. you ever had a cheeky denny’s though? it’s when you’ve just had a wild one, a total futurama, mate, bender from the future. it’s getting late and marcus, ledge-fund manager extraordinaire, suggests stopping off for a cheeky dennys before heading back to the flat. tim just got sick on his trainers but he’s like “no you know wot that’s the ticket, a cheeky dennys would bring me right back quick snap, i’m hank marvin fellas” so you pop into denn-denn and your group might as well be VIP cause it’s top lads only and the food is coming hot and quick but not as hot and quick as the proper banty-banty shanty, led by none other than the mad lad Preston who is basically William Bantner, straight out of this world with his bants-pants, Star Trek style, right? It’s such a top notch top quality time that even the waitress is all “wots this, mates? you lads tellin’ banterbury tales?” and then she offers you all a free round of eggs and you’re like “let’s smash it.”

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memes dead

maisonderriere

shut it down, folks. it’s over.

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This didn’t have to happen

girllenin

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#what is this #I'm so upset

the signs as white mom names

aries: deborah

taurus: susan

gemini: carol

cancer: helen

leo: barbara

virgo: margaret

libra: peggy

scorpio: jill

sagittarius: debra

capricorn: cindy

aquarius: pamela/pam

pisces:amanda

#pamela I love it

isteiro

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“we were only trying to shut off the voice that constantly spoke in-between our ears and no matter what we did we could never find the switch.”

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misandry-mermaid

This is why I need feminism.

trianglesexual

I need feminism because women don’t make as many groundbreaking discoveries or do as many earthshattering things as men do. That sounds like less of an ‘us’ problem and more of a ‘you’ problem. When females do great things they get recognition for it, in fact, the one name that pops into my head one I think of Nobel Prize is that one girl Malala Yousafzai. Just remember, great things happen not with quotas and requirements but passion and devotion.

misandry-mermaid

Oh my fucking god did you just use Malala being a Nobel peace prize winner as evidence of why feminism isn’t necessary and everything is equal WHEN SHE WAS LITERALLY SHOT IN THE FACE FOR BEING A WOMEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVIST? ! !?! ?!?!?!

raindropcollector

Always remember that women’s absence in things like this is man-made. Irena Sendler, the woman who saved thousands in the Holocaust, lost the NPP to a man. No, you punk ass misogynist, women do not get recognition.

“Women don’t make as many groundbreaking discoveries as men do” Wanna talk about these ladies who discovered shit and had credit stolen from them by men? LOL okay here!

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/rosalind-franklin-and-dna-how-wronged-was-she/

http://feministing.com/2014/05/01/five-times-cosmos-neil-degrasse-tyson-stole-my-feminist-heart/

https://www.sdsc.edu/ScienceWomen/meitner.html

http://time.com/3632635/the-true-story-behind-big-eyes/

http://www.findingdulcinea.com/features/profiles/l/catharine-littlefield-greene.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/space/universe/scientists/jocelyn_bell_burnell

http://skepchick.org/2013/11/woman-rock-at-history-men-steal-credit/

And these are just a few of the ones we know about.