Blueandgreentom

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

You into breeding?

No! Always adopt from a shelter! 🐶🐱🐹🐰

[pissvortex]

[goldrushzukka]

i just think if i have to decide what to have for dinner one more fucking time im gonna start throwing things

[appraisedtiktoks]

[soft-trans-on-tumbles]

God american healthcare is a trashheap

[starkwillendurestone]

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[moonmilknova-deactivated2024082]

Absolutely love this man

[mysharona1987]

I feel this could have been designed better.

[visual-infinity]

A school of fish following a duck

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

[fullcat]

[flawlessvevo]

*drinks water once*

me:

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[0v9]

😔

[0v9]

Just discovered that iphone users can't see italicized emojis 😳

[0v9]

[egberts]

🥴

[sonypraystation]

youtube to mp3 websites have done more for mankind than any government

[huffylemon]

[catasters]

[coldcrashpictures]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

There's a lesbian couple out there that's this powerful

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[readysetyeet]

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

[devilboyblues]

"my stepdad's wife"

[ampervadasz]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

Some days. Not gonna lie.