♡ scoops troop ♡

hi, i'm eliza! //byler truther (to an unhealthy extent) // will byers is a magical doe-eyed princess⋆˚꩜｡

[blueandyellow7]

okay, i need more byler twitter friends!!! follow my acc (@ethelcainsglock) PLEASE I WANT MOOTS

[tankhall]

[blueandyellow7]

soo...it's been a while... i'm assuming everyone's still on the byler bus?

[blueandyellow7]

maya hawke bylering out with jimmy fallon i said oh i’m sure

[new-ronantics]

at the end of the day bylers can rest easy knowing that the duffers quite literally had to run both their show & their reputations into the ground in order to avoid byler entirely.

[ibrakeforrainbows]

they could’ve denied that byler was happening YEARS ago btw but they decided to string us along for profit

[eeriesilkworm]

I'm... so confused?

What was the purpose of the scene about queer signals, if Will was never going to receive queer signals? Why was the question concerned with the obviousness of signals, and not the mere presence of them? Why use the term "shared looks" when that was a known call and response on set for Noah and Finn?

What was the meaning of the snowball and avalanche metaphor? Why include that scene at all? Where was the payoff?

You're going to write an entire meta scene on queer signals of attraction, include examples that we have already observed, indicate an eventual pay off... and not let it pay off? Why? To be malicious?

You tell the audience through Will that Mike was just his Tammy this entire time and expect us to believe it? Was Tammy in Robin's video tape? Did Robin know Tammy since she was five? Did Tammy run after her in the rain or recognize her breathing over the radio?

And Will Byers never got kissed. Will Byers witnessed queer love, queer joy, and queer intimacy through a kiss at the beginning of the season, wanting that for himself because he's a romantic... and never even got kissed. Not even by his epilogue boyfriend.

[willbyersanti]

they remain one of this season’s saving graces

[kidovna]

the full senior promic!🍀

bonus:

[paperbackwriter-kat]

“I think you guys are better writers than the duffers”

“Because they put a lot of stuff in their show that…doesn’t really make any sense but-”

“There was a scene in episode 8 that I asked them to write in because I felt that storyline wasn’t really told that well”

“I was like…errrm is that gonna work ?”

GUYS HES BEEN WARNING US THIS ENTIRE TIME😭 WE WERE JUST TOO BLIND

[miwiromantics]

I seriously need the duffers to explain why on earth Mike couldn’t hug Will in the airport but still managed to clock every single move he did and also told him that he canonically feels that Will is different from all his other friends and that Hawkins is not the same without him.

[byerswheeler]

will byers there are no words to express how proud of you i am

[lolobunny72]

coping with madwise 😝

[underthemoony]

I LOVE THEM SO BADDDDDD

[mindflamer]

mike not saying i love you back to el when she's DYING proves to me that the subtext was on purpose. but why they didn't pay it off i have no fucking clue

[shandy-and-champagne]

anyways you can pry mike queerler from my cold dead hands

[faguettism-deactivated20260715]

so i guess they really did save the world with the power of rejection and suicide

[whoa-axel-chill]

Everyone who theorized about byler needs to write their own show. Like. Actually. I'm dead serious. Every single fucking one of you has proved you can come up with a better story than the writers of one of the biggest most popular shows currently. So go. Go write something better. For the love of everything, please.