me when I am Coping In Normal, Healthy Ways

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@bluebayard
me when I am Coping In Normal, Healthy Ways
seal point
aye aye captain
I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿
It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving
REGULARLY SCHEDULED LANCE UPDATE.
iron infusions, the sequel!!!! my original hematologist that made me uncomfortable may actually be a homie. will report back on this
he's like hey man so i don't want to scare you but if we can't find out what's wrong after the infusions, with your white blood cell counts and more complex blood tests, you're uh... probably gonna need a bone marrow biopsy and I'm like oh buddy I've already got my hunches as to what's wrong with me and I've emotionally come to terms with what might be necessary for me medically speaking
also I need to RSVP for stage time @ my college I forgot i. graduated. I have like. technically two degrees? psychology and associates for transfer. also I'm gonna be 25 this year what the fuck
if u see this, PLEASE put in the tags what you’re having for dinner tonight! i am curious! thank u!
when you finally start getting somewhere medically speaking and despite three professionals' concern at my worsening condition, your hematologist is like... you're fat and anxious, take an iron pill and follow up with psychiatry
oh my god i haven't been on Tumblr in forever. hi I'm still alive i'm still lancing around. being a puppy dog
more in the tags about what's been going on but mostly. tldr. lance cancer scare adventure 2025 plus i need to go get my diploma (associates in psychology moments) and I got a cool job working for the local college!!! it's really fun I get to do it!! from home!!!!
important home cooking edicts:
you can sit down to do it
you can buy things pre-chopped
frozen is fine
tinned is fine
microwave is fine
the powder version is fine
the box mix is fine
the correct recipe is the one that you like the most
the correct method is the one that you can do
good nutrition is the food you can actually eat and enjoy
do not eat mouldy or rotten food
you do not need to wash the chicken you are going to cook the chicken washing the chicken just spreads raw meat bacteria all over the kitchen please stop washing chicken it is not necessary and it is the opposite of helpful
don't use raw meat knife for raw veggies or cheese unless you've washed it good
authenticity is a lie, make the version that you personally enjoy you are the person who is going to be eating it
i am serious stop giving a fuck about someone's imaginary nonna disapproving of your food she's not the one eating it you are
the correct amount of spice is the amount you are happy with
food that looks a mess can still taste just fine, your stomach isn't instagram
check you turned the stove off after
all condiments go with all things it is your mouth they're going into
unusal flavour combinations can be really effective!
check the plastic/glass is heatsafe before putting boiling water in it
most foods can be frozen
do not put dripping wet thing into hot fat. regret.
salt
set timer. "i'll just remember it's in the oven" that is the devil talking set a fucking timer
the washing machine is not a cooking appliance
if the cat has sat on it or licked it you need to wash it before you eat with/from it.
see also dog
wash hands after handling raw meat and before handling cheese that you're not cooking.
most germs do not survive being cast into the flames
if you like cheese you can and should put cheese on that.
do not eat the off egg. it will not be fine. you will have a bad bathroom time.
different oils have different smoke points. a smoke point is when the pan starts smoking. it makes stuff taste less good and stick to the pan.
sometimes less heat for longer is what you want. you cannot always do big heat for short time. if you want short time because you're in a hurry: microwave.
do not put the wet thing in the toaster
it can be soup. it can always be soup.
non-stick does not mean no oil
skipping preheating is not a good idea and makes things stick to stuff and cook weirdly
the correct texture for the noodles/pasta is the one that you are happy eating
see also egg
if you add incorrect/stupid/moralising/contradictory/irrelevant/culturally insensitive/insulting advice to my post i will block you :) make your own post.
Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
there’s a joke to be made about pilots here but i can’t think of one rn
HOW I AM SO CONFUSED
hi, hello, so we had a surprise expense, and it's called my stepdad needing surgery due to health complications that went ignored. he'll be fine, but he's missing work for a week, and we didn't have money to feed the household or pay the bills before he was hospitalized.
I'm doing pay-what-you-want commissions, any sort of fullbodies - feral or anthro; or if you'd just like to help by sharing or donating, I can doodle for you!
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HE HAS BEEN FREED! They still haven't processed his disability though, so it'll be a minute until we get any sort of income! Anything helps!
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Thanks for the tag, @yamru !! You are the loveliest!
Rules: Post the first 6 non selfie photos from your camera roll.
Most of my camera rolls consists of photos of my painted nails, so hope you guys enjoy that!
1) Italian bitter cola drink with bourbon and a splash of lemon.
2) Nails done with some of Holo Tacos' nail polishes.
3) A wild rabbit i saw on my way to work! Bunnies always demand a photo op!
4) + 5) More nails done! I was very happy with how these turned out. Yes they are different! One hand is pastel pink and the other is pastel purple.
6) Bridgerton card game i was thinking of getting my friend for her birthday.
Tagging @that-disabled-princess @yellobb @pumpkinkingsalem @samsalami66 @im-not-corrupted
Thanks for the tag! Almost the entirety of my camera roll is just crochet progress shots lmao. These are all the same blanket.
1: Crocheting two border rounds at once to get the blanket done faster.
2: A very tragic loss at yarn chicken. (I had completely used up all of that yarn, too, and it was a Big Twist color from Joann Fabrics. Sob. Luckily, I found a pink in a very similar shade that I used.) (The rainbow yarn is also from the same Big Twist collection!)
3: Finally finishing the border! The blanket is fresh off the hook.
4: The blanket all spread out on the floor.
5-6: The blanket in the process of being blocked.
This blanket is now finished and in the process of being washed! I wasn't a fan of it at first, but it grew on me during the process (no pun intended).
Tagging @hoothalcyon @cinnamon-for-synonym-talks @imagineacoolusername @zuppizup @nausikaaa if y'all want 💖
thanks for tagging me! i knew right away that this would be mostly goats but didn't expect that it would literally all be animals (or at least, parts of animals)
River being a cutie!
Juno on babysitting duty. that's her kid from last year Olive, her kid from this year Jude, plus Agatha and Edith.
Edith also being a cutie!
a rabbit skull and spine, i found the rabbit dead on a roadside so put it under a bucket round the field, it was super hot so the flies got to work fast and two weeks later it was almost completely clean! i boiled them for good measure and now just have to bleach and varnish them.
Lucy showing off her massive tongue.
our farm cat, Ginger Tom, enjoying a good scritch. i'm technically in this photo but i don't think this counts as a selfie, he is clearly the star of the show.
tagging @forabeatofadrum @run-for-chamo-miles @larkral @aristocratic-otter @artsyunderstudy @thewholelemon @leithillustration @monbons @sunshinesalmon @neoptolemid and @dilfaeneas
oh yeah thats fun!
1. some silly water bottles in the gift shop at the zoo. go my seal legion
2. some artwork along the trail at the zoo. apparently i was having a very #seal🦭 day bc those are the only pictures i took on my phone at the zoo
3. a sweet vampire baby at the shelter i volunteer at look at the liddol teeeeefs
4. my neighbors cats who like to come over to our porch and roll around and get pets. apparently we have that premium concrete over here cause they love rubbing all over it
5. man of many thumbs also from the shelter. love is stored in the thumbs
6. a shelf in my room that holds the paw prints of my now passed kitty (with sticker decoration)‚ a funny little wooden duck i found at goodwill‚ and a fake cactus which i painted the pot of bc it was just grey and boring
thanks for the tag!!!
tagging: @bluebayard @wearesungreenmylove @motherscarf @soofoo-s @nick-eyre @holyheart @nauseakills @istradion @timehangsbyathread @akwardunicorn17 and anyone else i didn’t tag who wants to‚ just pretend i tagged ya!
I've been looking at art tutorials lately for inspo... ft a picture I drew of cheese sandwich the foster kitty
tagged: UHHHHH I DON'T... I HAVEN'T BEEN ON TUMBLR, IF YOU SEE THIS, AND YOU'RE FEELING UP FOR IT, PRETEMD I TAGGED YOU