elvera

french toast jeremy :p

[blueberrybananafoster]

idk there’s something about jax’s gloved yellow hands holding ragatha’s cunty ass waist that just makes sense

[shadowhunterandwizard]

Y’all I’m screaming

[once-more-with-anxiety]

hate it when people say 'you cant make everything gay'. yes I fucking can???

[ticklefighthockey]

"shane hollander didn't see that hit coming" yeah and are the lesbians in this universe freeze-framing the moment before impact and drawing little red arrows to indicate who shane hollander was busy giving heart eyes to when he didn't see it coming? and posting gifs of ilya circling around him afterwards asking the medics if he's okay? and getting into furious discourse wars over whether it's morally acceptable to be talking about your ship when someone just experienced a traumatic brain injury?

[theburialofstrawberries]

🎵 will-you-come-to-my-cottage-this-summer. [self-satisfied smile]. don't-go-to-russia. [shakes head, closes eyes] come-to-my-house. we'll have so much fuuun. it's so private. no one will knoooow 🎵

[blueberrybananafoster]

i love love. WE WON BITCHES

[saraluckyj]

So I keep seeing things like "it has no plot" or "just sex and no plot" about Heated Rivalry and I don't understand. Like, the romance is the plot. Two closeted idiots meet and have sex and slowly fall in love despite being from extremely different backgrounds and worlds and playing for rival teams is actually quite a lot of plot actually? What are people expecting? Heists? Aliens? Spies? Watching them both navigate their emotions is more exciting to me than most action movies. The sex is just a bonus (and a legitimate emotional storytelling tactic, in book and show).

[codename-adler]

the initials of Heated Rivalry (HR) might look like they’re a reference to the characters’ names (Hollander & Rozanov) but it actually stands for Human Resources, which is what Hayden Pike called when he learned his best bud too pure for this world been getting cracked six ways to Sunday for over a decade by none other than the Russian embodiment of Disney’s Dicks on Ice

[blueberrybananafoster]

haaaa ilya happy trail

[blueberrybananafoster]

please heated rivalry editors!! edit ilya or shane to this part of “go girl” by pitbull

“I party like a rockstar

Look like a movie star

Play like an all star

Fuck like a pornstar

Baby, I'm a superstar

Always posted at the bar”

[blueberrybananafoster]

rose and shane are actually so cute!!

[blueberrybananafoster]

i'm not sure if my hollanov obsession is settling or if i'm crashing but i'm hanging on until friday dec. 12 because i get heated rivalry, the amazing digital circus, and i'm going to see the christmas lights with my cat. sooo.....

[blueberrybananafoster]

i find scott hunter fine as fuck but i only wish kip didn't remind me of charlie kirk (& knew how to make better smoothies)

[ecstarry]

do you ever stop and think like at least once someone connected to the white house wifi and opened ao3

[theashesofthefirststar]

Thinking about how Goetias are immortal and Imps are not. I desperately need a soul mate/reincarnation fic where Stolas regains his powers not long after Blitzø passes. By then he has no desire to be a prince or hold his title, but he does find solace in the stars. He searches for hints of Blitzø soul among the cosmos with no luck, until 20 years later, on the night of a full moon, a prophecy waits for him. He follows it’s tug all the way to Pride where he finds a freshly dead sinner with a crooked smile and a filthy mouth and he knows immediately that he’ll spend the rest of his eternity falling in love with Blitzø over and over again.

[blueberrybananafoster]

hockey season!! so you know what that means, we reread sweater weather, coast to coast, and cubshots! (im waiting for vaincre to be completed)

[e-to-the-v]

When i said I wanted boat boys and Smalletho this isn’t what I meant

[seawaveleo]

guess who finally remembered to post their scarland artbook pages,,, this guy!!!