[tchaikovskaya]

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[twerklina]

[weirdness-is-good]

Vegan pizza

[midgetslayer]

Bottom cuisine

[devon-aoki]

Mariah’s cheat day

[kuwaitiklass-deactivated2017123]

but have u ever felt homesick for a person

[stability]

me talking to my family about social issues

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[therandomninjakitty]

Listen here kiddo

[werewolfviking]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I hate men

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

[thecouncilofjune]

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

[coreyallenkimball]

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[alexbam]

[french-verbz]

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

[timecouldnever]

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

[whosfuckingbad]

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

[bisexuanal]

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

[ruinedchildhood]

[yimmypee]

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[yimmypee]