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Happy Lappy is what I live for

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A few Annie’s and a Rei

bonus black hair Annie

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it’s peridots all the way down

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Just swell.

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-put a little friend in the box. The hole is so they can breath. Step Three: They pop out and it’s really fun for everyone involved.

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maybe something like that?

guy

reblog if ur in constant conflict with yourself

guy

you’re*

guy

shut the fuck up

thecommonchick

the only glo up that matters

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

deflare

God help Japanese teachers in Australia.

languageoclock

if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is

derinthescarletpescatarian

Australia’s reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don’t even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’ were sassing me.

Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for ‘go fuck yourself’ and if you weren’t using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they’d take it to mean you hated them.

hollowedskin

100% true.

the difference between “‘scuse me” and “excuse me” is a fistfight

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you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.