[mayormimii]

Entering a shop through the wrong door in Pathologic Classic

[alivehouse]

all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned

[maaddss]

[nerdy-bumblebee]

you know damn well jake be inhaling every single bit of smoke inside the pipe without finn knowing. finn would still be convinced he was high and jake would lose his fucking gourd laughing

[macbethz]

I need new music that I already know

[hubbleablubble]

Comic about a young drow woman starting to figure out that she may not be a woman at all; what could be construed as a beginning of Ven'axtha's story. The rest of the comic lies under the readmore!

[their-we-go]

[transmutationisms]

pleased to announce that i have discovered my true and immutable core identity and will no longer feel the need to change in any appreciable way. yeah i'm sure of it this time

[valtsv]

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

[avvocarlo]

I heard you won stupidest cock at the sex olympics

[therogueduchess]

Well there’s your problem

[crabfisher]

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

[mind-altering-bugs]

Nobody wants to work anymore

[kosmogrl]

[somanypolls]

best bird genre?

corvids - ravens, crows, magpies and jays

birds of prey - falcons, hawks, eagles, owls, vultures

talking birds - parrots, parakeets, budgie, cockatoo

flightless land birds - ostrich, emu, cassowary, kiwi

penguins!

waterfowl - swans, herons, ducks, geese, egrets, cranes, flamingos

songbirds - sparrows, finches, tits, chickadee

landfowl - pheasants, chickens, turkeys, quail, peacocks

shorebirds - seagulls, pelicans, sand pipers, albatross, cormorant

woodpeckers and toucans (apparently related)

pigeons and doves

i can’t believe you forgot X!!

Voting ended onApr 25, 2024

i did my best to include lots of birds. sorry if i missed your favorite or miscategorized it! i am no bird expert

[psychoticallytrans]

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

[neometalpussy]

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

[shadow-von-vamp]

[posthumanwanderings]

[sandmandaddy69]