Learn to Love

Tasha, 23, she/ her

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[animentality]

[redstonedust]

i've been known to have a thought

[redstonedust]

hey.

[twiststreet]

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[ostolero]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[asneakyfox]

if hiphop weren't real its existence would sound like an exceptionally heavy-handed metaphor about racism from a really cringe didactic fantasy novel. yeah the racialized underclass in this society, the one that's constantly derided by the ethnic majority as stupid and anti-intellectual, they have a complex artistic tradition based around improvisational poetry which is sometimes enacted on a competitive basis for dispute resolution. you get judged based on the subtlety of your wordplay and the complexity of your internal rhyme schemes. the dominant group periodically gets mad about how this doesn't count as real art like their own objectively more simplistic music and poetry because sometimes it has swears in it

[the-big-mood]

[thatluckybear]

At the sex shop trying to remember the name of this device:

"Can I get a fuckenn uhhhh ... drilldo?"

[the-big-mood]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[wordfather]

[irlactualhuman]

[irlactualhuman]

There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.

Tough crowd.

[agwhaan]

van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character

[irlactualhuman]

How fucking dare you.

[goldensunset]

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

[firestorm09890]

the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/

[some-sort-of-humanoid-lifeform]

Really it’s also problematic that you started reading it, at all. I mean, good on you for stopping when you realized but if you were *really* a good and decent person you would have read reviews first and known not to even buy it in the first place.

[terriblewomanyuri]

That’s pretty problematic though? If you’re reading reviews, you’re trusting the judgement of people depraved enough to have read this book, which means they’re in support of the Torment Nexus. And if you listen to them… well, that just makes you one of them.