elvis in da sea babyy

I was crazy once, they sent me to live in a brine pool in the mariana trench

[ai-slop-weather-report]

I think I just saw a whale swim by me. Is this normal weather

Yes. Perfectly normal.

[toycrossingadventures]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

too much water on this planet.

[diretumbling]

What’re you gonna do about it?

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[binkyandthebinkmachine]

Team magma ahh

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[eddieintheocean]

many people havent con🟢 hold on someones🟢🟢🟢 someones parked their phyto🟢🟢plankton on my post. do YOU 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢MIND

[autistjefferson]

Im going to the Nixon library today

[g1pper]

Best shirt I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[epellucid]

via

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[offshoreoilrig]

You need to touch saltwater

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, What colours do you best associate with elvis?

Red and Silver

Blue and Silver

Pink and Silver

White and Silver

Black and Silver

Red and Gold

Blue and Gold

Pink and Gold

White and Gold

Black and Gold

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onOct 23, 2025

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?

Rouxls Presley

Princess Elvis

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onOct 23, 2025

@rouxls-presley

@princess-elvis

[pheita]

I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.

Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.

We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.

We all know this is unacceptable.

Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.

This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.

Kein Sonderregister für trans* Personen – Nie wieder Listen gegen Minderheiten!

Hallo, ich bin Penelope Alva Frank, Transfrau, queerfeministische Aktivistin und Gründerin der queerfeministischen Bewegung Queermany. Ich w

[butch-marauders]

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass and @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can are you guys allowed to sign this?

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

Just to give everyone some context

This isn't some small thing. This is real and big, and it really might change something. We're already at 150 000. The next goal is 200 000. This is really possible.

[quelvis]

elvii— spread the word! (do NOT look under the cut, for your own sanity)

@artistelvispresley @gay-elvis @pr1ntsly-c0gvis-offical @elvistigative-press-official @union-elvis @lorvis-offical @frog-elvis @elvis-but-morbius @godzilla-elvis @elvis-topala @teto-presley @brainrot-elvis @bigfoot-elvis-official @jelvis-presley @princess-elvis @bblvis @jeselvis-christ @amishpresley @elvonda-odysley @justelvis @elvis-popeley @elvisnasir @ominous-elvis @dead-elvis @stillwakestheelvisofficial @frozenelvisofficial @blahaj-elvis @elvisdeactivated-36746647 @german-elvis @mothwomanelvis @gelvis-presley @snailvis-jr @artistelvispresley @elvissupportgroup @elvis-preston @spider-elvis @elvis-fitzgerald-presedy @morseelvis @cowboy-elvis @cult-leader-presley @gladys-official @absoluteelvis @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @mario-elvis @elvis-d-presley @elvis-staffley-official @ewvis-officiaw @lurkerelvis @belvis-b-buzzley@yn-presley @elvis-inc-official @country-elvis @wevis-presley @reptilvis @adovis-presley @elvisplier-presley @gamblingaddicted-elvis @wizard-elvis @poll-elvis @hatsunelvis-miku @mahou-presley @elvis-pres-ident-ley @elvis-official-3 @elvis-official-2 @this-elvis-isnt-real @dinosaur-elvis @elvis-georg @elvis-georg-official @elvis-georg-unofficial @elvis-george-official @elvis-george-unofficial @jester-presley @tibielvis-anterior

[quelvis]

more elvii because tumblr broke when I tried to tag everyone at once

@elvis-official @evil-elvis-official @elvis-hell @eggvis-preggsley @gay-elvis @catgirl-presley @emo-presley @werewolfelvis @italian-elvis-official @elvis-imitator-official @eagle-elvis @snailvis @pelvis-presley @mii-elvis @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @miniature-elvis @elvis-unofficial @haiku-presley-elvis @sauromon-presley-the-orber @mouseelvis @scary-elvis @nonbinary-elvis @gen-z-elvis @elvispurrsley @elvis-parsley-official @italian-elvis @italian-elvis-unofficial @invincible-elvis-official @gayelvissupportivefather @phannie-elvis @Robot-Elvis @elvis-compressedly @yelserp-sivle @elvish—presley @elvis-parsley-chiapet @penvis-presley @lionelvis @grian-elvis-prestley @elvis-mumbo @dynamite-elvis-offical @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis @shark-presley @elvis-official-impersonator @catboy-presley @elvis-resercher-official @elvis-exterminator @furina-de-fontelvis @leprechaun-elvis-official @canadian-elvis @elvis-pretzel-offical @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2 @elvis-against-tumbr-update @haiku-presley-ghost @wizard-presly @drowning-elvis @elviritch-horrors @blueelvis @alien-elvis @barbara-gunnhelvis @death-elvis-official @arlecchelvis-official @dwarvish-presley @fishvis-presley @elvis-depressedley @daedric-prinelvis-presley @woke-elvis @escaperoomelvis @muppet-joker-elvis @macbelvis @elvisander-presleyton

[kat-witha-k]

im so. in existence right now.

[kat-witha-k]

existmaxxing

[kat-witha-k]

they call me the exister

[kat-witha-k]

literally existing it up. unreality fears me the way im so fucking real rn

[kat-witha-k]

love existence 10/10 would recommend

[kat-witha-k]

straight up in it. and by it haha well lets jusr say. existence

[kat-witha-k]

what the fuck was i on last night i dont remember typing ANY of this

[kat-witha-k]

can you all stop saying this on my post. thanks. actually can you stop giving this post notes at all that'd be great. actually if you could all just stop looking at the post,

[grim-reaper-offical]

Officalverse, I summon you! CHARGE

[eris-offical]

This post gives 10k notes

[quelvis]

my elvis bretheren--

@elvis-popeley @elvonda-odysley @elvis-stressley @elvis-pretzel-offical @elvis-compressedly @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @elvis-imitator-official @elvis-offical @elvis-official-2 @elvis-official-3 @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @the-ghost-of-elvis @drowning-elvis @elvis-official @poll-elvis @miniature-elvis @princess-elvis @canadian-elvis @jeselvis-christ @emo-presley @pelvis-presley @furina-de-fontelvis @gelvis-presley @bblvis @frelvis-mercury @frelvis-durstley @frog-elvis @justelvis @j-jonah-elvisson @dragon-elvis @lionelvis-animatronic @spider-elvis @artistelvispresley @italian-elvis @penvis-presley @macbelvis @elvispurrsley @death-elvis-official @cult-member-elvis @blueelvis @wizard-presly @alien-elvis @eggvis-preggsley @mii-elvis @woke-elvis @lizard-elvis-official @blahaj-elvis @bass-pro-shop-elvis @hellvis-presley-official

[blueelvis]

woah mama i'm existing too

glub glub 🐟

[blueelvis]

oh to be at an my chem show and not the bottom of the ocean

sad glub glub 🐟

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.

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