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Save me God of War Ragnarok (Prints available here)

We need to seriously consider killing the people that are responsible for the ridiculous hurdles of the job application process. While I don’t love résumés, I can see what use they have. They list the relevant skills and job history you have pertinent to the job you’re applying for. That’s reasonable. Why on God’s good green Earth did we, as a society, accept cover letters as a thing? “Write some fanfic about what you’ll do on that thang if we hire you. Tell us you’ll bounce on it, that you’ll spin and do tricks on it, we wanna read that shit.” How about I stab you with a trident? Hmm, did you consider that? We gotta do cover letters for entry level jobs? “Do this personality test and we’ll see if you’re compatible for the job.” Is this speed dating? Are we about to get married? “Make an account with us, then you can apply for a job.” How about I tie you to five different angry horses? How does that sound?

cockmcstuffins

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

atrioventricularvalves

OSHA eat your heart out

oathkeeper-of-tarth

Whatever Shar calls her own, Selûne has equal claim to. They are one and the same. Their power is matched and mirrored.

High-res official art of Selûne and Shar from the upcoming Forgotten Realms books previewed here. No individual artist credit seems to be available yet.

monsterbrush

It must have been difficult for Thrúd, trying to connect with her brothers...

dokidibi

Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

zstartrixxx

all i need now it's a nerdy cuttie-superhero-boy togheter a sadboyemo-suicideboys-edition hero to makes me happy.

wingo5

Need her to out freak him by being batshit crazy

themo-themo

I had this ready for 3 months now.

tammykaos

✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

knarme-art

Remember the scrapped Pandoran otter?

I just realized this thing has teeth!!

I always mistook that mouth for some filter feeder thing, but I was wrong. It's actually a lot better with proper teeth, given what the "inspiration animals" (otters) are like IRL!

I'm cooking a fan relative to this species rn so I wanted to study its anatomy carefully.