Monster Woo Fan Club

I have strong opinions and weak teeth My hobbies include nothing and my only talent is not getting enough sleep. 25. Bisexual. WOC. She/her.

[atlantisview]

BEYONCÉ 2025 GRAMMY AWARDS

[bluehour875]

Like a dream

[bluehour875]

I ordered groceries and tell me why the driver came to the door like “damn, you really got me out here in the projects.” Boy give me my damn oatmeal. 😭

[bluehour875]

You already know wtf is going on

[3liza]

unironically this is the only thing that has ever worked for me

[bluehour875]

[bluehour875]

Nobody cares if you don’t like Permission to Dance but some of y’all are being real weird and moving like kboos.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[61below]

[cinemaspam]

Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction (2012) dir. Sophie Huber

[fandom-official]

This the one 💉

[bluehour875]

Sometimes I like to play a 6 degrees of separation type game in my head, but with BTS instead of Kevin Bacon. Might have gone a lil far tho because I just connected BTS and Elon Musk.

[tfw-adhd]

[sirkrabs]

[adhd-vibes]

3 kinds of ADHD distractions:

sudden idea! i'll just take a quiiick little detour and be riiight back...(spoiler: you never return)

i know i am distracted. i wish i wasn't doing what i'm doing either, but i can't stop. i'm trapped and i can see the clock ticking down, but i just. can't. move.

where the fuck am i??? how did i get here?? what time is it????

[bluehour875]

Oftentimes, bad things occur for no reason at all. We don’t always have to keep pushing the narrative that it’s a part of a larger plan or that the person did something to deserve it.

[bluehour875]

I wouldn’t say I’m “shining through the city with a little funk & soul” mentally, but I’m trying to get there and that’s what matters right now