Salt cannot be the only tasty rock

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[bluejaybirdo]

Hey guys, gals, and pals! I'm Sparrow (they/xe/fi), and here are some things about me

Enbyflux bambi lesbian

Artist and writer

Ambivert

I am a minor

They/them is fine

I am currently making a tsbs rewrite/au. Stay tuned for updates on that, I guess

Fandoms: TSBS, FNAF, ROTTMNT, TMNT, TADC, KOG, MD, TLT, STH, MSM, TOH, SRTUC, Vocaloid, DuckTales

Art request rules:

•no NSFW

•ocs and characters have to be from fandoms I'm in (ocs from original works are ok too)

•please put some sort of reference in, even if it is just gacha

DNI (Do Not Interact)

-trump suporters, queer phobes, anti-furries, t-cest shippers, incest shippers, pedophiles, zoophiles, racists, abelists, sexists, proshippers, incest

Pronoun guide, idk

They/them

They like cats

I saw them

That's their hat

That's theirs

Xe/xem

Xe likes cats

I saw xem

That's xyr hat

That's xyrs

Fi/fem

Fi likes cats

I saw fem

That's fyr hat

That's fyrs

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended on12h

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[crovidlover]

I'm sharp-claw

It's ok.

[bluejaybirdo]

I'm Mothlily oml

[tincan-fandomfreak]

I can’t believe it

Harvest likes cock

[weirdcoregal35]

why did you say it like that 😭

[tweeker-tincel]

Imagine seeing your ex army general of who you haven’t seen since war

and he’s wearing a purple crop top and green overall dress and just fucking slaying

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[xnackery027]

This idea was inspired by all the weird facts I've heard about LAES Lunar's anatomy.

It'd be creepy if he was a cyborg or techno-organic. Like one night Earth can't sleep because she keeps hearing a soft "thump, thump thump," sound. She can't pinpoint its location cause Lunar's occasional snoring drowns it out.

He opted to sleep in her room, right beside her, to "protect her from an attack from Day."

(He's totally not afraid to sleep alone after getting kidnapped and kicked around like a football.)

She grows frustrated and picks him up to move him. As she holds him closer, she realizes the noise is louder. Holding him against her ear she can hear a clear heartbeat. She also realizes that when she holds him upright, he stops snoring. Meaning he has an actual respiratory system and not a series of pre-recorded snore.wav audio files that's coded to play when he sleeps.

She'll hear the gurgling in his stomach as it fights to digest his atrocious diet.

She'll add that to the ever growing lists of things to deal with later.

She then duct tape him to the wall so he'll quit that damn snoring.

(Or she'll stick him in a Fazbear themed car seat.)

AUGJFJDJDJDH BODY HORROR MY BELOVED

Also, since Lunar and DJ can feel pain in their teeth, maybe they have to be shut down for maintenance? Unlike Chico or Earth, they will absolutely feel their guts being moved around and unscrewed. Chico is experienced with this, since he has to do the same thing for Day, Night, and Andromeda, but Mars doesn’t know about it. Mars goes to fix Lunar and assumes he’s joking or being dramatic when he begins to hiss in pain as he opens his chest plating, until Mars goes to touch a wire and hears a blood curdling scream.

[bluejaybirdo]

I'm planning a tsbs au/rewrite. I'm unhappy with how some things are handled, so why not take things into my own hands instead of complaining about it.

Still planning out what I want to change or keep. It'll probably be put on ao3 with no set update schedule. Any updates will be announced on my Tumblr.

[secretlykogane]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked the voidfish and they said ^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́

[bluejaybirdo]

Baguetto

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

Fear not the author who predates a scene with “CONTENT WARNING: dehumanization, medical torture, gore, angst, hurt/no comfort, lack of bodily autonomy, and needles”. Because that will just be a mild angst scene at most with a lab back drop. But DO fear the author who says “lotssss of gore in this one guys” with no further elaboration.

[bluejaybirdo]

She gives me y2k vibes

[bluejaybirdo]

I'm actually ignoring all the tsbs y/n videos from now on. They don't add anything to the plot and supporting them only shows the company that they work.

Don't harass the voice actors, they don't have control over the videos.

[woo-hoo-kai]

Happy 1st anniversary teass🫶

[bluejaybirdo]

This thumbnail feeds my starving crashcode shipper heart

And Lunar (and DJ) lore drop

Also hi Chica, I forgot you existed tbh

[bluejaybirdo]

So today's Sam's episode

Rigel! The subtitles are always off but I swear he was referring to carme as his son. Oh well, I'm not against this tbh

Also the possibility leak in moon haven. Please don't let it be Wheatley 😭

It's probably gonna be Wheatley because he's the comic relief and he probably just blurted it out.

Or he's more like his inspiration than we thought

[kat-in-a-trashcan]

shout out to my local hot topic with this display in the window

[zampop2]

Some voice lines that was shared In the TSBS discord