Sanity Levels Critical

Welcome to the home of my OCs! (under construction) You're welcome to interact, ask questions etc.  M!A status: None. NOTE: ANY ASK MEMES INVOLVING SEXUAL ACTIVITY ARE FOR MUSES ONLY Icon and corner image by phantomfantrolls. Mun is 27 as of 2020

[viralfrog]

[effseedee]

"You might be wondering how I got into this situation. Well, I fucking love punching."

[bluelikeviolets]

I feel the need to share what the dubbed line from the last pic is, because it hits way differently (pun intended)

"For as long as I can remember, there was nothing I loved more than kicking ass"

[bluelikeviolets]

favorite word?

Scintillate

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[artsybi]

heyyyyy reminder for other cane users.

don't forget that cane tips need to be replaced.

i've been using my cane for almost two years on a near daily basis and i JUST switched out the tip and

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the new tip versus the old tip. i'm not sure how clear it is but, YEAH, there's like. half a millimeter of tread left on the old tip, if that

the replacement was LITERALLY 2 dollars. i bought two to justify the four dollar shipping but. TWO BUCKS.

i had noticed that i was having slipping issues on linoleum recently, but i did not realize how bad the issue had gotten until the new tips came so. PLEASE check your cane treads and if they're notably worn out PLEASE get yourself a new tip they're SO cheap and the grip i get on the new one is INSANE

please don't forget to replace your cane tips!

[emeraldspiral]

[milquetoaast]

source

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Would you rather be

Eldritch

Cryptid

Alien

Superpowered

Magical girl

Voting ended onJul 13

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[alexaloraetheris]

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

[alexaloraetheris]

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

[alexaloraetheris]

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

[alexaloraetheris]

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[unionizedwizard]

okay i know i've already talked about it before but in light of gunk reaching out the "i support hydaelyn's decision to sunder the world into 14 reflections, but not THIS boss form. what the hell". something that i think we need to accept and love about Momther is that her taste is kinda bad. like this is a wise and happy and loving middle aged woman with a collection of kitschy novelty mugs. she invented the Sparkly Dog With Long Silky Golden Hair That You Have To Lovingly Braid Out Of Its Unsettling Blue Eyes. and she loved this weird ass awful Thang so much. so so much. she left it to you in Her will even. you have to take it to the intersideral dog groomer salon on a weekly basis. like she loves cute and frilly things she would LOVE to put her cat in a poofy frilly white dress absolutely covered in ribbons. like this is very much what she did to minfilia when She called her to become the word of the mother. argos makeover kinda deal. she's matching with the dog for the family picture you'll send your relatives as a christmas card. i mean just look at what ryne looks like. the only scion she ever directly (and consensually) possessed is a cute blonde-adjacent lalafell girl with blue eyes who's wearing a cat-ears hoodie. like Her taste kinda sucks. she never forced anyone to go with it though like i get the idea She would genuinely be enchanted if you loved cute lolita dresses as much as She does but would never force you to wear it if you didn't want to. but She kinda has lame and sorta bad taste. it's endearing even. my mom who loves pretty things and absurdly pink ribbons

[unionizedwizard]

like, hydaelyn's boss form is so funny She's like your divorced mom who's got no idea about what fashion is in vogue nowadays just going all out extremely earnestly and wearing all the things that She thought were pretty and flattering in Her youth. She's wearing blue eyeshadow. She's looking weirdly sexy in a way that's a bit unnerving because That's Your Mom and like, you're glad She's having a great time with your new stepdad (the Bereaved Father Of Dragonkind) (widower) and enjoying Herself before you send Her on Her very last seaside vacation (flowdotmp3), and She's happy and glowing, but also Her taste is still pretty bad. in an endearing kitschy mom way.

[ofdarklands]

she created a tiny army of spacefaring helpers to evacuate the world and she made them to be (to ancient scale) roughly one hand high tiny cute rabbits. and if one stretches the king mooglemog myth a bit she might have created those too except they escaped to earth to cause havoc(?)

her house in amaurot might have been half plushies and ruffles by volume. definitely portraits of her dog in it