powerful wizard cat

Wasting my potential one line, image, or video at a time. Admittedly less pithy than the twitter version.

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[tromboneralert]

@derinthescarletpescatarian have you seen this yet

[medievaljournalist]

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

[yudrilsthira]

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

[medievaljournalist]

juat let mw chj

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

scroll back up. this is a painting

[sacred-portal]

[faildyke]

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

[faildyke]

Oh yeah and there’s also the cannibalism. I guess.

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.10 - We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[porcelain-dollbones]

this comment on the star detective precure transformation sequence is so unhinged people get so mad when a girl makes any sort of expression at all

[porcelain-dollbones]

these are the "unnecessary mean expressions" they are referring to btw

[porcelain-dollbones]

[from @abstractlime]

[porcelain-dollbones]

i stream the new episode weekly for several friends and every time the henshin starts we gasp "the bad brats???" and when the sequence gets to this moment we all excitedly shout "on my way to do A LOT of harm to civilians"

[davidmalki]

What we consume, we digest; what is consumed, is no longer what it was. Such is how we are nourished.

Wondermark #1587; And Onward One Opines

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[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[charlesoberonn]

14. Anything my daughter can do wrong, she will do wrong

15. You do not talk about my daughter

16. The number of my daughters that can fit on a microchip doubles every 18 months

[thewelllitweenie]

17. Never attribute malice to my daughter which can be equally be attributed to ignorance.

[charlesoberonn]

18. The human whose name is written on my daughter shall die

[cockadilf]

19. Do not attempt daughter transmutation

20. Terms and conditions may apply to my daughter

21. Do not remove the tag from my daughter under penalty of law

22. The limit of willing suspension of disbelief for my daughter is directly proportional to how cool her action is

23. No running or diving around my daughter

[petulantsquid]

24. The purpose of my daughter is what she does.

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[squishysphealgirls]

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

[peterparkersleftwebshooter]

👎 good luck with that guys

[mleelunsford]

You know I had to draw the vamps of Dimension 20’s City Council of Darkness