As Weary-Hearted As That Hollow Moon

James. 29. I'm alive.

[its-always-funny]

[thebestoftumbling]

meet benjamin: the orphan pygmy goat

[sandandglass]

[gin-and-disappointment]

I will reblog this every time.

[bluemeanies]

While hilarious and easily the best Secret Santa gift ever, this lasted all of 60 seconds. Nellie was not having it.

[zeroenthusiasm]

[bluemeanies]

Bruce is enjoying his pre-game meal.

[thebestoftumbling]

When Leia Isn’t Home (x)

[lipstickstainedlove-deactivated]

OMFG

[02613]

[starkwillendurestone]

Me: I don’t deserve this.

Arrested Development Narrator voice: He definitely deserved this. 

[bluemeanies]

"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another." Welcome home, Nellie.

[thebelchers]

[humansofnewyork]

“I hate pot. I hate it even more than hard drugs. I’ve taught high school for 25 years and I hate what marijuana does to my students. It goes beyond missing homework assignments. My students become less curious when they start smoking pot. I’ve seen it time and time again. People say pot makes you more creative, but from what I’ve seen, it narrows my students’ minds until they only reference the world in relation to the drug. They’ll say things like: “I went to the beach and got so high,” or “I went to a concert and got so high.” They start choosing their friends based on the drug. I hate when people say that it’s just experimenting. Because from what I’ve seen, it’s when my students stop experimenting.”

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[toshiagain]

[greenish-lantern-deactivated201]

[thebestoftumbling]

guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns

[allisonsissom-blog]

omg this is the greatest

[somebodygetmeafuckingfanta-deac]