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The types and what I think of them based on what I've seen from my friends(and probably a little insulting)

~as an INTJ

INTP - quiet - can make a bitch face that makes you cry - probably thinks u stupid - says that MBTI is shit - fashionista - has an ENFP friend(“ENFP no!”) - savage - that friend who has ultra weird ideas when drunk - probably most adorable smile on earth - smart - most of the time just rising eyebrows and blinking

ENTJ - bossy af - prima ballerina - she is beauty she is grace - she will punch you in da face - always in warm socks - also an actress - knows how to build things - basically good at everything - will shout at you if you do something wrong - probably slept with almost all male friends

ENTP - a n n o y i n g AF - never shuts up - meme queen - so loud - not funny jokes - make up queen - at least smart - thinks she’s better than you(and maybe she is) - if you take a sip from her mug u die - has an ENFP slave - kinda selfish - another fashionista - if she laughs the whole room laughs with her - soooo much self confidence wow

INFP - THAT SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE - garbage lord - writer buddy - has ton of OC’s AND GAY SHIPS - cannot into decisions - junky food - understands(really) - don’t like loud people - constant lala land - savage without even noticing - 4w5 - has 8 minute long video of herself eating french fries on her phone - impressive self control - cute laugh - cute - the best person to rant with

ENFP - can’t stay in one place for a minute - suddenly disappears in a middle of a party - daydreaming a lot - cheerful - likes to drink A LOT - too many friends - nice for everyone ugh - that laugh which sounds like a puppy riding a pink bicycle in a tuxedo - can bring ENTP back to earth

ENFJ - mom friend - has too many friends HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE - gonna steal your friends without even noticing - likes fancy drinks and kitschy things - obsessed with doggos - sudden outbursts of anger - hypochondriac - really anxious when driving - doesn’t understand a concept of a personal space

ISTJ - another bitch face - can rise one eyebrow HOW U DO DIS????? - doesn’t understand memes - smart - lack of self confidence - secretly hates u - wears comfy clothes but looks so good - has a lot of savings but hardly ever uses them - they knows better ok? don’t even try to tell them that they are wrong - don’t particularly like pets - perfect teeth - so so so smart once again - sometimes are rather calm but sometimes… don’t ask

ESTJ - that kid who asks too many questions during your presentation - constant bitch face - hot - stingy - falls asleep during parties - a rant person - bossy - hard working - teachers like her

ESFJ - will help you EVEN WHEN YOU HAVENT ASKED FOR HELP - has a lot of friends - drinks a lot - hard-working - daddy’s little princess/mama’s boy - assertive - smoking a lot - tells everyone what to do

ISTP - white Kanye West - would kill u if u did something with his shoes - likes weird electronic genres of music I can’t even name - on 9gag all the time - knows all memes - League of Legends pro player - can make funny faces - looks like he was angry - black humor(especially likes jokes about Jews) - awkward silence gains a whole new meaning

ESFP - the whitest person I know - “what do u meat it was sexist?? it was funny!!!!” - only wears yellow pants - likes PE teacher probably a little too much - can’t find a girlfriend - will massage your feet if u don’t watch them properly - has stupid ideas - likes basically every person - drinks wine at parties even though he says that true man should drink only vodka - don’t know when someone is mean to him

ESTP - loud - hey lets go to the another city and get drunk!!! because why not - class clown - talks about her life too much like seriously - and also about various secretions of her body - probably gonna end up in jail - smart and stupid at the same time - lazy - has problems with concentration - talkative - has problems with self-esteem which she covers acting out like a douche

Don’t take this personally lol

[silvasaliva]

Things the Types Need to Hear

ESFP: Look, I get it, you leave people in the dust because you know how crazy and all over the place your life can be and you’re also crazy scared to let somebody in just to have it end up with you accidentally leaving them and both of you getting hurt, but emotional intimacy and real depth in friendships are 100% worth it in the end and it’s the struggle and fight of a lifetime to keep them in your life, but it’s also the greatest gift and you can’t keep denying yourself that intimacy and friendship. 

ISFP: I know you have a lot of great desires and wonderful dreams and they might seem too far off and too crazy and too beautiful to come true, but you have them for a reason, and you gotta stop paralyzing yourself with fear and take that first step and throw yourself into the unknown, and that’s the scariest part, I know, but we both know you’re braver than you look, and that your passion can make it happen. 

ENFP: I know that the moment you hit an obstacle or two when you first start working towards that far off dream, it’s scary and it makes you want to crumble and run away to a new thing like you think you always do, but don’t! You’re miles more tenacious and capable than you give yourself credit for and you’ve got to discipline yourself and trust that your talents and optimism can and will propel you through whatever is keeping you from your goals. 

INFP: I know it’s hard to feel understood and it’s easy to let yourself become bitter by the ways of the world or whatever’s happening, but closing yourself off to others isn’t going to save you the pain. You have a natural capacity to understand others that’s hard for the other types to grasp and when you stop yourself from using that talent, or use it for selfish reasons, you’re doing yourself a massive injustice. 

ESTP: Listen, I totally get that the world is full of fun and interesting things and you want to experience them all, but you’ve got to remember that for a lot of the people that come along with you, they’re there to experience YOU as much as they’re there for the thing itself. Don’t let yourself forget that half the fun of anything is who you’re doing it with. 

ISTP: I know you generally don’t mean to yell or be rude when your irritated and that it’s really just a passing thing and you don’t generally care all that much, but just apologize to people after you’ve calmed down! Explain it to them and that you don’t mean it! Admit to yourself that you care enough about them to try to make amends, even when you’re just being a little crotchety; it means a lot to the feelers lol. 

ENTP: You’re a genuinely fun person to be around and you usually rack up a reputation for that, but just because you’re funny and witty and damn smart doesn’t mean you don’t have feelings and problems that need to be externalized, and trust me, the right people will be more than willing to talk about what’s really happening in your life one minute and go back to elaborate jokes the next without a problem. Don’t stunt your emotional growth for the sake of brevity. 

INTP: It’s okay to not know what to do in an emotional situation. Like, it’s genuinely okay. If somebody’s opening up to you, half the time your presence and you listening is 95% of what they need in that moment. Don’t avoid the situations just because it causes writer’s block emotionally. Emotional availability comes with experience. You’ll learn. Just, be your goofy self and the rest will come with time. 

ENFJ: You’ve got to realize that although holding yourself to such a high standard is noble and praiseworthy, that it sometimes eclipses your ability to be a good friend when that was the goal in the first place. You’re human and can’t do everything for your friends that you’d want to be able to do when they need help, and profusely apologizing and beating yourself up for it just shifts the focus off of helping your friend and turns it to you. Accept your humanity, and just do what you can. They appreciate the help, I promise. 

INFJ: I know you have a tendency to feel misunderstood and want people to show you that they love you and care about you, but you don’t get to say you’re fine AND disappear on people. Either say you’re not okay and pull back, or say you’re okay and stick around long enough for somebody to see through the BS. In my experience, y'all have a habit of making things a self-fulfilling prophecy, and that doesn’t do you any good! Be forward, be honest, and just be vulnerable; they care more than you convince yourself they do. 

ESFJ: I need to be straight with y'all. Learn how to talk about something other than your 4-5 current fixations. In my experience, N’s have a crazy hard time being close with you because you keep bringing the topic back to one of your current Favorite Things™, whether it be the semester abroad you just got back from or the first date that’s scheduled for two weeks from now. Expand your area of interest and you’ll find people will be much more authentic with you. 

ISFJ: You have this really amazing ability to notice the small things about people and that helps you show them you care about them in these really great and meaningful ways, but you can’t let yourself overthink the small things you notice about people. One of my good ISFJ friends started poking around trying to see if alcoholism ran in my family after noticing I’d been drinking wine a lot recently. You might have an intention to help, but overthinking/overanalyzing like that and trying to involve yourself in helping can hurt your friendships. 

ESTJ: Your presence is powerful and intense and that’s great at times, but you’ve got to let out your goofy fun side more, and hoe we’ve all seen it before, you’re a damn riot after a beer or two. People, in general, care more about fun than having every plan go right during the night/event. Be willing to be fun more, you’re so good at it. 

ISTJ: I know you get frustrated with yourself because you want to do new things and get out there and be a fun person, but the thing is, you’re so much better at being a responsible, caring person. Befriend the chaotic, crazy, lovable rascals and let them bring the fun to you (or more often than not, drag you kicking and screaming to where the fun is). 

ENTJ: Look, I’m an INTJ, so I know how hard this is to swallow, but showing you care about a person sometimes isn’t so much giving them solutions to their problems or trying to correct an issue; a lot of the other types literally just want you to listen and hear them out. And you gotta do that sometimes, babe. And shut your damn mouth while they’re telling you everything, okay? Just. Let them finish. 

INTJ: For the love of all that is holy, just cry already. Cry alone if you have to, or better yet, just go to the person you’d literally murder a thousand people for and freakin’ cry about all the crap you’ve been bottling up for the past two months and accept that you can have razor-sharp rationale and be a damn human at the same time. And just admit that you’re insecure about your relationship with that person because you care about them so much and you’re not the best at trusting people.

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MBTI types when a stranger talks to them

Start a conversation normally, without any problem: ESTP, ESFP, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENFP

The other tries to talk to them and all he/she gets is small comments: ISFJ, ISTJ, ENTP, ESTJ, ENTJ

The other starts to talk no end, and they smile in discomfort, hoping it ends: ISFP, INFP, INFJ, ISTP

Try to ignore the stranger, nodding at most: INTJ, INTP,

[just-mbti-things]

So I did the test three times and two out of one I got ENTP and once ENTJ; how to tell the difference between a P & J? I know I’m ENTP but sometimes I feel like a J, I think it’s depends on the mood 🤔...

Well, there’s the generic differences between J and P, but there’s much more specific differentiation between ENTJ and ENTP. This is where the cognitive functions come in. I won’t go into them because that’s not what you asked for, but I’d recommend looking into them if you are still confused about your type afterwards.

Now, onto the differences between Judging and Perceiving:

J types are the people who always have a plan and do not typically enjoy making spontaneous descisions. They are usually very organized and structured people who are very decisive in their desicion making. They also may get stressed if they are thrown into a situation they were not prepared for.

P types on the other hand are very comfortable with spontanuity. They are usually disorganized people who feel comfortable in chaotic. environments. P types are typically very indecisive when it comes to making decisions because they don’t want to be held down by them if they change their mind later. They also may get stressed if they feel that there are too many restrictions imposed on them.

Sometimes P types can feel like J types because since J types are known for organization, when a P type is organized, either generally or on occasion they think “oh well maybe I’m a J” but that doesn’t make them a J. The main difference here is what you are comfortable with/ what you prefer. If you’re someone who’s organized but also loves spontaneous descisions and doesn’t mind when things don’t always go according to plan, you may just be an organized P type. On the other hand, if you’re a disorganized mess all the time but being like that stresses you out, you may be a disorganized J.

-INTP admin

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Just INTP Things #7

INTP: *quickly types up a text and then sends it*

INTP: *immediately sends another text correcting their own grammar*

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Infp | Acting | Stressed | Black

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Infp | Acting | Stressed | Black

[freetheintp]

You Know You’re An INTP When

You’re trying to comfort an acquaintance and you’re making an effort to combat the conflict between your aloof, rational side and your warm, friendly side. ,,Am I supposed to say something nice? Wait. That won’t help, right? Hmm, it will, but the satisfying results will be ephemeral. I should just offer ways to deal with the problem, lets not underestimate the potency of logic. Oh shit. Did I say something that unintentionally hurt their feelings ? Oops’’

[freetheintp]

I hate these moments when I’ve finally managed to organise my thoughts  efficiently and it’s all lucid in my head but I can’t verbalise these thoughts because of the overwhelming anxiety I feel. I’m really socially awkward, I suppose it’s because I overthink everything. It’s sad, really, makes me feel so stupid sometimes.

[ebjkk]

promise 🙆‍♀️

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The difference between INTP and ENFP

INTP and ENFP are laughing at how much of a mess they both are

INTJ: What’s the joke?

ENFP: You

INTP: My life

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[rayvindarkholme]

INTP

So like I read that INTPs like to tell people incomplete thoughts as a way thats more informational for them rather than just conversation and the following read something like that they aren’t liars but not that trustworthy and I would have been offended if I hadn’t done that to someone like 20 minutes ago

Also it reminded me of Drake and Josh “ You calling me a liar? "Well I aint calling you a truther!” Lol

[celestial707]

friend: omg this work is gonna make me faint.

intj: yeah just hold on.

friend: don’t you feel tired?

intj: u kidding i’m fucking k.o

friend: you don’t look so..

intj: i’m great at pretending.

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At our worst, we can be the most self-absorbed, bitter, and undependable people. At our best, we seek to heal, better ourselves, and understand people and encourage them to be themselves/see the beauty in themselves. At our worst, our morals fluctuate to fit our actions. At our best, we have a strong moral core we can return to, we reflect, and we try to do better.

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