The types and what I think of them based on what I've seen from my friends(and probably a little insulting)
~as an INTJ
INTP - quiet - can make a bitch face that makes you cry - probably thinks u stupid - says that MBTI is shit - fashionista - has an ENFP friend(âENFP no!â) - savage - that friend who has ultra weird ideas when drunk - probably most adorable smile on earth - smart - most of the time just rising eyebrows and blinking
ENTJ - bossy af - prima ballerina - she is beauty she is grace - she will punch you in da face - always in warm socks - also an actress - knows how to build things - basically good at everything - will shout at you if you do something wrong - probably slept with almost all male friends
ENTP - a n n o y i n g AF - never shuts up - meme queen - so loud - not funny jokes - make up queen - at least smart - thinks sheâs better than you(and maybe she is) - if you take a sip from her mug u die - has an ENFP slave - kinda selfish - another fashionista - if she laughs the whole room laughs with her - soooo much self confidence wow
INFP - THAT SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE - garbage lord - writer buddy - has ton of OCâs AND GAY SHIPS - cannot into decisions - junky food - understands(really) - donât like loud people - constant lala land - savage without even noticing - 4w5 - has 8 minute long video of herself eating french fries on her phone - impressive self control - cute laugh - cute - the best person to rant with
ENFP - canât stay in one place for a minute - suddenly disappears in a middle of a party - daydreaming a lot - cheerful - likes to drink A LOT - too many friends - nice for everyone ugh - that laugh which sounds like a puppy riding a pink bicycle in a tuxedo - can bring ENTP back to earth
ENFJ - mom friend - has too many friends HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE - gonna steal your friends without even noticing - likes fancy drinks and kitschy things - obsessed with doggos - sudden outbursts of anger - hypochondriac - really anxious when driving - doesnât understand a concept of a personal space
ISTJ - another bitch face - can rise one eyebrow HOW U DO DIS????? - doesnât understand memes - smart - lack of self confidence - secretly hates u - wears comfy clothes but looks so good - has a lot of savings but hardly ever uses them - they knows better ok? donât even try to tell them that they are wrong - donât particularly like pets - perfect teeth - so so so smart once again - sometimes are rather calm but sometimes⌠donât ask
ESTJ - that kid who asks too many questions during your presentation - constant bitch face - hot - stingy - falls asleep during parties - a rant person - bossy - hard working - teachers like her
ESFJ - will help you EVEN WHEN YOU HAVENT ASKED FOR HELP - has a lot of friends - drinks a lot - hard-working - daddyâs little princess/mamaâs boy - assertive - smoking a lot - tells everyone what to do
ISTP - white Kanye West - would kill u if u did something with his shoes - likes weird electronic genres of music I canât even name - on 9gag all the time - knows all memes - League of Legends pro player - can make funny faces - looks like he was angry - black humor(especially likes jokes about Jews) - awkward silence gains a whole new meaning
ESFP - the whitest person I know - âwhat do u meat it was sexist?? it was funny!!!!â - only wears yellow pants - likes PE teacher probably a little too much - canât find a girlfriend - will massage your feet if u donât watch them properly - has stupid ideas - likes basically every person - drinks wine at parties even though he says that true man should drink only vodka - donât know when someone is mean to him
ESTP - loud - hey lets go to the another city and get drunk!!! because why not - class clown - talks about her life too much like seriously - and also about various secretions of her body - probably gonna end up in jail - smart and stupid at the same time - lazy - has problems with concentration - talkative - has problems with self-esteem which she covers acting out like a douche
Donât take this personally lol















