Allegorical 4-lane Highway

Faron || 30 || they/them lesbian idk what this account is anymore? OCs, sometimes other account: Puddicure.tumblr.com

[theballmighty]

It’s too late. Books have fallen out of fashion among the general public, so writing the next Great American Novel isn’t a possibility any more. Now, writing the next Great American Ironic Dating Sim VN, however-

[8l07]

Im in love with her your honor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 free her 😭😭😭😭😭😭 she ain't do nun 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[leaky-heart]

Some illustrations for a zine I’m working on teehee

[64mpg]

and as you can see i have never finished a task in a timely manner in my whole life which is also why i have never relaxed a single time either

[vamplire]

top ten signs ur vampire husband is manipulating u

[vamplire]

1. he’s french

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[taydaughter]

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

[nowheresville-dakota]

[markovchaingang]

no one's actually a cis woman they're just faking it for attention

[kissmychainsaw]

[germaerobics]

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

[germaerobics]

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

[nicostiel]

He's doing so well

[rennerei]

Climb that butch

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[rott1ingbonep1le]

This is how my posts look