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Oh hey, you found me.

My skills include spewing profanities in dozen of different languages.

Not really a dedicated tagger on main.

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stonedrunkwizard

Another week's worth of bird people.

mayticks-art

Artemis & The Nymphs

deathandmysticism

Emblemata politica, 1632

stackslip

a lot of toxic mom and daughter relationship in fiction are about a mother that either doesn't love her daughter at all and makes her pay for it, or loves her too strongly without understanding her at all and suffocating her slowly. these are both really good but there's something to be said about the mom who looks at her daughter and understands her fully and despises her, while also being protective and loving her in a warped way. im going to fix you into what you should have been for your own good. i will mold you in what you need to be to survive. i will do this for your own good because i do understand you and i love you and the more you squirm and fight back the worse you make jt for both of us. ughhhh need more of this so so bad

helila

ceruleanheaven

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

ceruleanheaven

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

ceruleanheaven

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

hirsuteandcute

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

kaxen

As time has gone on, I have become a little more disapproving of "men are trash/stupid/incapable-of-change" type stuff, but also it's hard to nuance a snappy sentence so I am just gonna slap "I hate the systemic issues that make bad outcomes more likely" on everything.

IHTSITMBOML

It'll catch on. /sarcasm

Reasons I'm presently not that fond of "men are trash" "women are always better than men" etc type stuff:

That's very close to TERF shit.

Too much gender essentialism. We're not escaping Pointless Gender Crap like this.

Exists in the confusing zone of "either including transmen or saying transmen don't fit under the umbrella of 'men'" (could be either one depending on the leanings of the person saying it, since there's both "ew, why would you pick being a guy" transphobia and "you can't trans your gender" transphobia)

I am going to strangle you with embroidery thread if you start going on about the Divine Feminine.

I FEEL LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT TO MENTION THE SYSTEMS AT PLAY AND NOT JUST "IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE MEN."

Shutting the door on possible improvement of a situation doesn't improve the situation. 50% of society cannot be treated as an immutable situation.

There's probably some other shit too, but this is the point where I am stopping right now.

shiftythrifting

a small price to pay for Snail Table, in my opinion

every house needs a snable

charmwasjess

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

connorricks

Narrated by either Gary Owens or Christopher Reeve

hiziri-pro

Desert Magician.

This illustration is a remake of a piece I originally drew in 2003.

I've posted a new illustration to my Patreon! Full size JPG, PSD and video files can be downloaded according to the amount of support. https://www.patreon.com/satoshi_matsuura

leshermes

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.