Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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RMH
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@bluesoftwitch
i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
being on omegle in middle school had me feeling like in chamber of secrets when ginny wealsey had that diary and could talk to tom nook
YOU KNOW I MEANT TOM RIDDLE!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT !!
A rogue Kangaroo hopping through an Australian city during lockdown
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kaitlyncrossing’s New Horizons Giveaway!!
Since we are FINALLY getting the game we have waited so long for, it’s time for a giveaway!! The winner will receive:
A copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons
A Hydro Flask & Hydro Flask straw lid (to match the special joy-cons!)
Resetti amiibo
Lottie amiibo
Assorted Animal Crossing stickers
2 small towels
a set of Re-Tail themed reusable plastic bags
a Blathers/Museum themed luggage tag
AND a K.K. Slider pin & Animal Crossing stickers created by @birduyen
Rules!
no giveaway blogs
must be 18+ or have parental/guardian permission
you may reblog once and like once for 2 entries!
you DO NOT have to be following me, but I’m an Animal Crossing blog, if you’re interested!
Other Info
I am paying for shipping, and ship from the U.S.! I am willing to ship worldwide!! This is the North American copy of the game, for reference!
Giveaway ends April 5th!! Good luck everyone!!
honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
thank you SO much for this tag
Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”
King
Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, and the company retaliated by making sure he hasn’t been on TV or PPV since. Not fired, of course, so they can keep selling merchandise with his face on it (and keep him from joining the competition), just out of the public eye so he and his protests gets forgotten by the fans.
Picture that: an ubiquitous celeb and household name like John Cena basically got black bagged and vanished for speaking up for human rights. That’s the power of capitalism, kids
Welcome to Shaneburg. We are all assholes here, none of us believe in ghosts. Population: Me.
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Does anyone want a tarot card reading? I really need to get food...
My paypal is *here* if you wanna help. Cost is what ever you can afford. Hate to be like this but this is the only way I have hope of eating...
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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice
goodbye link…
I wanna be your partner in crime. For reals.
chaotic evil
Here is Elsa in Daenerys' meereen dress that absolutely no one asked for
Petition for Disney to create a series where Olaf recaps each Disney movie in 1 minute please. xD His Frozen movie recap is definitely a highlight in Frozen 2 especially with Lieutenant Mattias’s melodramatic reactions haha
