Agenbite of Inwit

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[smash-chu]

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Bugs vs Thanos

idea proposed by @neilnevins, visualized by @vampiricyoshi

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@daily-garfield​ This is how this exchange sounded right?

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@daily-garfield This is absolutely how this sounded right?

[launderbigbuckle]

hello everybody I’m multiplier

[carnival-phantasm]

The LA Gangs will pay for this...

[designerkillware]

the LA gangs will be paid for this

[localadmin]

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[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

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[al-bionics-deactivated20191009]

Yeah the last known copy was destroyed in a fire in 1933, it’s on dailymotion tho

[knowyournewmeme]

my dream is to be at the top of the empire shtate building shooting a thing of snot into a shot glass

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

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[bluesxplosion]

warmpuke: That missile strike was ok but talking to People while being chased down by a massive margin that bill got through with

afloorable: From the wide stony margin on each forehead was a tuft of hair, and on the table.

afloorable: Sometimes we ran by Rivers And streams Which seemed from the wide stony margin on each side with white tips that resemble ears, and one on each chin a tangled and filthy beard.

warmpuke: Kiss squid fall in a bottomless pit, you die all the thoughts i see in old missals; sometimes we ran by rivers and streams which seemed from the wide stony margin on each forehead was A tuft of hair, and on each chin a tangled and filthy Beard.

warmpuke: He will take out the trash before you die all the thoughts i see in old missals; sometimes we saw Little towns or castles on the top half of my face is eaten by a giant snake

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