my sweet villain

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Would you mind if I post your memes editing it as reels on insta/ tiktok?

no i don't.

just give credits that's all. :)

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Hi! Sorry to bother you but may I ask,who is your favorite legacy of gods character? Mine is Landon

it's not a bother at all. sorry to answer so late.

Nikolai is my first favorite if it comes to loving. all of the legacy of gods characters loved their partners in a twisted way but he loved him purely from the beginning.

and if yoy ask me Landon is a mood. complete set of vibe.

i have a major crush on Vaughn. blame his genes *blushes*

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Bran : Stay calm you're losing a lot of blood. What is your blood type?

Niko : Tall, british, family good boy, angel who has an evil twin who doesn't look anything like him

Lan : We're identical twins bitch!!!

Niko : Says who???

Lan : You madafckin bitch!!! are you blind?

Niko : Blinded by love of lotus flower?, hell yes, I'm blinder than a blindest man on the earth

Lan : You're sentence doesn't make sense

Niko : Just like your existence in my life

Lan : WTF!!!

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Lan : What's your love language?

Killian : making homemade lunch boxes

Cecily : Spying on your partner

Annika : cooking

Lan : Yeah? give it a thought

Jeremy : Shut the fuck up, King

Lan : Alright peasant

Creigh : Getting shot

Lan : Did you die? no, then shut up, next

Jeremy : Playing russian roulette *winks at Ces*

Xander : what the fuck is russian roulette?

Jeremy : It involves gun, father-in-law

Xander : My daughter is blushing you fucker

Jeremy : Exactly, Mr. Knight. She. Is. Blushing

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Niko : Move you're blocking the view (pushing Lan's head to the side)

Lan : I'm the view bish

Niko : You're just the bloody shadow of the view.

Lan : If i am shadow, I'll forever stick to Bran (the view) *smirks*

Niko : And shadows disappear at night. so petty

Bran : *sighs from daily banter*

Lan : You bish

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(Heathens and Elites at King's Mansion)

Killian : Niko has ED

Brandon (confused) : But Niko's di*k is the devil's incarnation never misses the aim

Landon : Am i in hell already?

Levi King : My one good kid *about to have a stroke*

Kyle *eating, not caring about anything* :

Nikolai *while eating macrons whispers to Bran* : Should we go to room?

Landon : I can hear you, twat

Nikolai : We got the permission. Let's go, he'll watch the door

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Nikolai : Landon is ugly

Brandon *sternly* : Niko

Landon : We're literally identical twins

Brandon *looking up at Niko* :

Nikolai : No, my love. My lotus flower you are one that world bows at and if it doesn't it will fucking bow because i will make it

Landon : Which still doesn't change the fact-

Nikolai *cutting Landon off* : But you who just accidentally happen to share the same womb as my lotus flower is disgusting

Nikolai *looking up at Jeremy* : You're right, Jer. we need more sanitizers to keep dirt away from our lovers. 100 bottles are not enough, so make it a 1000.

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Nikolai : Bran, if you love me, you'll say "yes Daddy", after i say the rhymes

Bran : What? What does that even mean-

Nikolai : Johnny Johnny

Bran :

Nikolai : You don't love me *about to tear up*

Bran : Okay, okay, start again *sighs*

Nikolai : Johnny Johnny

Bran : Yes, Daddy

Nikolai : Should we get naughty?

Bran *not realizing* : Yes daddy

Nikolai : LET'S GO TO ROOM ASAP

Bran : Niko, we have guests downstairs-

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Brandon : I am a British boy. i have my standards set, and they are very high

Nikolai : *Psychopath mafia prince who actually is just 19 years old, kills people like it's his hobby, is an outgoing party animal, has a borderline personality disorder, is nicknamed as "The Punisher".

Brandon : *sighs* he will make me fall in love with him anyhow

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RES MEME (Horsemen Banter)

Aiden : Well, i must say Teal for being as intelligent as she looks, she tried to drive the wrong man to the cliff

Ronan : Are you for a fact forgetting that Elsa was my fiancée once?

Aiden *left eye twitching* :

Xander : King relax

Cole : Right, King, drink some water

Aiden : Shut up you fucked your stepsister

Cole *grits his teeth* : She wasn't my stepsister

Aiden : So you keep saying

Ronan : Anyways, Peasants, Elsa was my fiancée, Kim and Elsa almost agreed to having to threesome with me and well as for Silver i had her sight of being tied to bed i die as a happy man

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Dante : Are you done courting your girl?

Tristan : I'm not courting her

Dante : are you sure bestie?

Tristan : No, I'm not. No.

Dante : She is getting under your skin

Tristan : What makes you say that?

Dante : You said no twice. That's not you, Tristan

Tristan *hangs up the call*

Dante *calling again* : Don't hang up on me, Bestie.

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Adrian : So, is it okay to betray my son and take lessons behind his back?

Ariella : I heard you are the best, but if that isn't true, I'll go back to Jeremy-

Adrian : I see you are smart

Adrian : Tell me about your lessons so far

Ariella : Oh, it was so far stalking and eliminating competition

Adrian : Eliminating? hmm, interesting. What did my son teach in Eliminating?

Ariella : He said to observe the opponent and notice the weaknesses

Adrian : What rubbish i will shoot the motherfucker who tries to get closer to Lia

Ariella : I know, right? i knocked the woman out

Adrian *quite impressed* : Should i teach you to shoot?

Ariella : Some mafia force finally. Yes!!!

Ariella : And also how to hide a body

Adrian *raising eyebrow* : Which is for?

Ariella : Semantics, Mr. Volkov

Adrian : I think i like you

Ariella *thinking* : If the russian mafia don can like me, Remi will eventually like me too. No, he will love me *heart eyes*

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LOG MEMES (what did their lovers do for them pt. 2)

Mia : I bathed Lan in pig's blood

Landon : I wouldn't settle for any lesser than that, my menace

Brandon : Nikolai followed me like a puppy

Ava : What's so cool in that most of us had stalkers *winking at Eli*

Nikolai : Well, i didn't blackmail or threaten my lover *side eyeing Eli and Jeremy*

Landon : Because that's my twin, you peasant. You are supposed to be whipped

Creighton : Annika shot me-

Landon : God not you again, next

Cecily : Jer killed my abuser

Landon : Well, me, this mafia twat and my dear father-in-law too killed Bran's abuser, c'mon Ces give us something we didn't already do.

Landon : Let me guess.... Um nothing!!!

Jeremy : One of these days, Landon King, one of these days

Landon : Yeah, yeah, all talk, but no action. At least i did something, like burning your mansion to ashes

Nikolai : I would have digged grave myself, Jer. But he is my lotus flower's twin, motherfucker is born with luck

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"You might be psycho, But you're my psycho,

And I'm yours, got it?"

— Butcher and Blackbird, Brynne Weaver

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Killian : Should i take a nap until he is done?

Gareth : How long will he continue to do that, Jer?.

Jeremy : Give him some time he is getting there

Nikolai : *pushing the door from past five minutes, which literally says "pull me"*

Landon : What did my twin just see in him?

Brandon : He is cute

Landon : How are you even my twin *groans*

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Unknown to both of them, Jude sealed the trope of enemies to lovers there, and then when she kissed Cardan to get him out of her system....

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okay, so Cardan Greenbriar. I mean to say the faerie prince Cardan mf Greenbriar drinks and plays cards with his kidnappers and you telling me that isn't hot, then what is?