Nikolai : Landon is ugly
Brandon *sternly* : Niko
Landon : We're literally identical twins
Brandon *looking up at Niko* :
Nikolai : No, my love. My lotus flower you are one that world bows at and if it doesn't it will fucking bow because i will make it
Landon : Which still doesn't change the fact-
Nikolai *cutting Landon off* : But you who just accidentally happen to share the same womb as my lotus flower is disgusting
Nikolai *looking up at Jeremy* : You're right, Jer. we need more sanitizers to keep dirt away from our lovers. 100 bottles are not enough, so make it a 1000.



















