Salty

[bluetangclan]

I would love to connect with you guys on Instagram! Follow me on Instagram at mer.michaela and I’ll follow back! 💕🦈

[toastbutteregg]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[wrenhavenriver]

A Daedra’s Best Friend

So, what’s your heart’s desire? What kind of deal can we strike?

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

[memewhore]

[brand-upon-the-brain]

[nickyandmikey]

my advice for the youth of today is go to bed at 10pm. literally nothing else matters

[omghotmemes]

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

[cdn-apex-predator]

the long game

[bogleech]

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

[idreamofjimmy]

Attention Twilight fans

[lawschoolruinedme]

[memewhore]

[toastbutteregg]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[foulserpent]

why do US military bootboys walk around in public in their cringe costumes all the time

[foulserpent]

everybody at this gas station MUST clap and cheer for the special boy on his big day out

[littlemoth]

My favourite mermaids from different movies/series🌊🧜🏻‍♀️💫

[pokemon-memes]

me when hungry:

me when full: