occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.
Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature
Xuebing Du
Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Three Goblin Art
AnasAbdin
#extradirty
DEAR READER
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms
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@bluetoothtoast
I'm all about the noise when it comes to sex. So sorry to my neighbours but I play with my pet's till they are screaming and begging and it is definitely NOT quiet 👉👈 Oopsie
Play the game of thrones intro beforehand and problem solved
Tomorrow I’m going to meet the sweetest subby boy who I’ve known online for almost 2 years.
I’ve gotten to know all his deepest desires and have had so much time to contemplate how to make his fantasies come true.
In my bag I’ve packed restraints, a play collar, my harness with… attachments and a pot of pouring wax.
But I’m most excited about the prospect of his 6ft3 frame curled up with his head in my lap.
Op might as well carry some batarangs in your belt
Cock
Based on your likes!
Waluigi tentacle hentai
Based on your likes!
i cope by creating giant mechas and killing divines on the regular basis, you cope by going to Dr.Fancyspeak. We aint the same fam
being bisexual and having taste means being attracted to anyone with a big nose and kind eyes
Luigi is irresistible to bisexuals
Every clingy little has this conversation before they talk to their cg. ❤️✨
The struggles of a little
Or a 7th grader w their crush
im drunk rn and i cant stop thinking about someone feeding me even more alcohol until i can't properly stand anymore... and then taking advantage of me. just grope me and undress me and tell me i asked for this, make me believe that im just too drunk to remember consenting. fuck me while im pliant and incoherent and shush me when i try to push you away ♡
R a p e a e s t h e t i c
CW/TW: manipulation(I think), dacryphilia, mommy version
A dom who’s nothing but a big bully. Every day their goal is to make it a hell of inconvenience for their sensitive sub. Tying their shoelaces together, and watching them stumble and tear up out of frustration. Teasing their poor sub with their temptations; “what’s wrong with your cookie, angel? The chocolate chips are gone? Oh lovely, I ate them. I just couldn’t resist.” But they don’t deserve a second treat. Aw, they wanted to wear the favourite scarf out that day? It had to go in the laundry.
By the end of the day, the poor submissive can’t help but be reduced to a teary-dyed little ball before their dom. The dom only chuckled at the sight. “You gonna cry, angel? You gonna cry for me? Stupid little cry baby.”
The poor thing can’t get anything out other than a, “m-mommy, y-yo-you’re being m-mean-“ they choked out. Pathetic.
They’ve won.
Are you into goblin doms?
TIL that africans used to be Captain fucking America
Reblog if you think that any of this sexualities are valid.
No they arent :D
Hi there! Have you wver wanted to get a lot of notes but font know how to? Well have i got the solution for you. First, stop trying to be funny lr original, no siree. What slaps here on tumblr is stories.
But toast, how do i make a good story?
Excelent question you overgrown chipmunk, heres how to.
First, start with yourself at a normal place (pro tip: starbucks)
Then, say you were doing something thats dhows the audience how quirky and interesting you are. For example
"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy..."
There. Now, here comes the WACKY and UNCHARACTERISTIC part. Usually involving the staff of the place making an obscure pop culture reference.
"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy and the barista saw my book and perfectly recited the entire first chapter verbatim..."
Well done chap! Now, introduce, the K-word i am not allowed to say here because apparently its sexist, who is a partyshitter and very religious and also white
"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy and the barista saw my book and perfectly recited the entire first chapter verbatim and then this old white lady started yelling at us that we were gonna go to hell and whatnot..."
Very well! Now to finish it off, you and said staff member are gonna do something in the same level of ludicrous as breaking into a choreographied song in the middle of the hall like in a musical. And be sure to make the odds of it astronomical. Like, one tenth of the odds of the avengers defeating thanos.
"So i was at a Starbucks yesterday and i was just reading a book on necromancy and the barista saw my book and perfectly recited the entire first chapter verbatim and then this old white lady started yelling at us that we were gonna go to hell and whatnot but them the barista and me started to chant in latin about raising the dead and bringin hell to earth and just as our eyes turned black the lights went out and thunder crashed outside and everyone screamed"
FANTASTIC! Now you got a smash tumblr story! Enjoy your fame amongst the high school drama kids who never really grew out of their theater phase and watered down tiktokers. Follow for more pro tips about how to be quirky and interesting!
reminder as a person on the internet, and not a professional who is working with said system, you have no authority on whether a system is faking or not.
you have every right to correct misinfo. you dont however to claim a system is faking.
"i am just a random person on the internet, with no expertise whatsoever"
are..you trying to disprove my point by misreading my post?
one, its directed towards the reader, the reader isnt working with said system.
and two, i specifically stated "professional working with said system" because a dx on what someone presents online isnt gonna be a proper dx, just like how you cant watch a 3 min clip of a celeb online and start rattling off disorders, no matter your credentials. thats just dumb.
someones tumblr blog isnt gonna be enough to dx them if you havent worked with them at all, thats common sense.
also, obligatory go away k1nk blog
Shouldve phrased that better. I was mocking people who say doctors dont matter and you can diagnose yourself without experience no problem.
reminder as a person on the internet, and not a professional who is working with said system, you have no authority on whether a system is faking or not.
you have every right to correct misinfo. you dont however to claim a system is faking.
"i am just a random person on the internet, with no expertise whatsoever"
Shoutout to @maadddiiiieeeee
You da real MVP
Okay this is one of my ‘Always reblog’ posts.
A Touch of Sunset
I'm a sucker for these kinds of pictures; what can I say! 🤗🥰
(Please click on it for better quality)
Dude he literally tried to blow her up
People who say the fans hate Rey because shes a woman have probably never seen star wars tbh because otherwise theyd know that one of if not the most loved character in star wars is a woman
