incorrect! acchi kocchi

an acchi kocchi incorrect quote blog that posts sometimes

[bluetsumiki]

Mayoi: HJSHDKWDHID

Hime: What is that?

Mayoi: it’s a keyboard smash

Hime: How do I do it?

Mayoi: just press anything

Hime: 8

[bluetsumiki]

Tsumiki: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Sakaki: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

(Later)

Sakaki: You’re the scariest cupcake I have ever seen. I’m terrified.

[bluetsumiki]

Miiko: Tsumiki, I’m having a child!

Tsumiki: That’s great! I didn’t know you had a boyf—

Miiko: [slams adoption papers down] It’s you, sign here, here, and here.

[bluetsumiki]

Sakaki: They don’t know about my knife stick. A knife taped to a stick. The ultimate weapon.

Io: Spear.

Sakaki: Blocked.

[bluetsumiki]

Tsumiki: I swear, I want to kiss you so much sometimes.

Tsumiki: KILL! I meant to say kill. Stupid autocorrect.

Io, talking to Tsumiki in person: . . .