"Why the fuck did I agree to play strip pool with you and your fucked up pool cues?"
"We both used the same shitty ones, so that isn't the issue. You just suck at pool."
"Fuck off!"
"No, it's fuck me. Come on over here so I can get my prize..."
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"Why the fuck did I agree to play strip pool with you and your fucked up pool cues?"
"We both used the same shitty ones, so that isn't the issue. You just suck at pool."
"Fuck off!"
"No, it's fuck me. Come on over here so I can get my prize..."
He tried to hide. But there was no real place to go. His drunken night of debauchery had ended with him passed out naked in the Hotel's Courtyard Fountain.
Trying desperately to not be seen. That plan failed when the first guest came outside to enjoy their morning coffee.
The poor naked guy had to endure more and more guests coming outside before he had the sense to even cover his dick. But by that time many had already taken a photo of his full-frontal exposure.
It would only get worse when the Hotel Manager came out and escorted him, hands behind his back, through the Hotel and out onto the sidewalk.
He spilled his drive-thru order all over himself and the car during their road trip. At the next pit stop, he not only had to clean himself, but also clean out the entire car while his buddies grabbed a bite to eat. He started with cleaning himself up, standing butt naked in the gas station bathroom as he rinsed himself and laundered his only set of clothes. To save on time, he left his damp clothes under the hand drier while he worked on cleaning the car, still completely in the nude. He tried not to think about all the people passing by who unexpectedly saw his bare ass on full display while he worked.
When his buddies returned to the car, they couldn't help but laugh as they found him vacuuming the floors butt naked for no discernible reason. They laughed even harder when he found out his clothes weren't under the hand drier anymore and had obviously gotten stolen. After quite a series of stupid mistakes, he had to continue their roadtrip with his cock out in the open while his buddies took every opportunity to expose him at every stop they made.
He knew his part had had a nude scene in the play. He was prepared for that.
What he wasn't prepared for was that the nude scene occurred right before Intermission and that he would be left there in front of the curtain the entire time until the Second Act started.
So when the House Lights came back on after the First Act ended and the audience saw the blushing naked boy still out on stage; they were elated.
Pictures weren't allowed during the show, but no one said anything about Intermission.
On the first day of Mr. Eddy's summer vacation, Mr. Eddy knew he had earned the right to do absolutely nothing for at least a week. Between speaking at graduation, submitting final grades, trying manage the classroom as his students continued to get more and more stir crazy, Mr. Eddy was done.
He got home, pulled off his school clothes, and thought about putting on some comfy clothes, but his comfy clothes wouldn't be as comfortable as it was to just be completely naked. He knew the hedges would keep him out of sight anyway, so Mr. Eddy pulled open the back door, dragged his naked body to the hammock and fell asleep, hands behind his head, body exposed to the sun.
In the shuffle, Mr. Eddy had forgotten that he was hosting the end-of-year faculty barbecue. He knew he didn't want to be in charge of anything else the last week, and whoever hosed, only had to provide the space, others would bring the tables, the chairs, the food.
When Mr. Eddy woke, the barbecue was in full swing, all of Mr. Eddy's coworkers were seated around the hammock, eating dinner, and joking about the end of the year.
Mr. Eddy sat up quickly, covering his cock and blushing furiously.
"You just looked so tired, we figured we'd let you sleep," the principal said, winking at Mr. Eddy. "And no need to cover up, we've all had a couple hours to get used to seeing everything. I'm positive a few people even got a picture or two."
Live Stream
With a soft ding the webcam started and the familiar facial mask of the youtube-channel ‘MikeToday!’ appeared in the live stream. Michael, the guy behind both the channel and the mask now occupying the screen smiled and looked into the camera-lens.
“Hi you guys and welcome back to Mike today! Today has been a hectic day and i’ve had a lot of errands to run, but I just had to do this livestream with you guys today. I have been shopping, so i was thinking we could do a haul. What do you guys say?”
Michael held up several bags from famous brands so the audience could see his days work. Messages started dropping in as he finished his statement, many greeting him, some saying things like “I’ve missed you, Mike! Where have you been?” or “MIKE IS BACK! Time for some hairy mask-action!” and some affirming the idea of a haul.
Michael smiled and thanked for the friendly comments, rubbing his hairy chest as he did so. Michael had a very hairy chest and liked showing it of, usually by wearing tight wife-beaters or tank-tops. Today he was wearing the latter, a tank top that revealed much of his hairy chest and some of his nipples. The black hair under his armpits were also clearly visible as if it was trying to escape the sweaty crevices of the young man.
“Okay you guys, let’s do this! “
Michael did a quick stretch of his arms, flashing his armpits and it’s hairy, sweaty content. He adjusted his mask and pulled out the first item from one of the bags.
“Okey, so this is a hoodie i found and i really like it. It fits verry well, was half price and… It is sooo soft!. “
Michael softly rubbed the fabric of the hoodie and leaned in to the screen in order to read the comments through the mask:
Put it on? No, I have a few items i’d like to show you guys, maybe next time. But thank you for the compliment! He responded to one of the comments reading “Put it on and rub your hairy chest! I bet it you’d love it!”
Michael opened the next bag and pulled out the next item:
So this is a three-pack of Calvin Clein boxers. I actually managed to get them for free as I’m a member. I really like boxers, it’s just the right amount of freedom and movement and they’re sexy as fuck.
He leaned in again to read the stream of comments appearing on the screen.
You guys, I’m NOT gonna strip for you! You pervs!
He laughed and leaned back in his chair. The attention from the commenters and the tone of the messages made Michael’s dick starting to stiffen. Smiling behind his mask, he grabbed his swelling, hardening dick under the table and started to fondle it. He continued to read the comments:
“Take of that tank-top and change into those briefs, cutie” he read aloud and chuckled. Bro, you guys are pervs!
Michael rubbed his dick through his sweatpants as he considered the request. Then he got the motivation to put him over the edge.
Grizzlymonkey99, you’ll send 50$ over patreon? Really? Okay, fine! I’ll put them on for you guys! Hold on a sec.
Michael carefully stood up, adjusting his rock-hard erection in his pants so it would not show for the webcam. He walked over to, what Michael thought was outside the view of the webcam and took of his tank-top. The audience in the live-stream saw Michael walk to the edge of the webcam’s field of view… but not leaving it.
The comments all stopped as Michael pulled down his sweatpants in full view of the the stream’s audience. Michael stood face away from the camera, showing his hairy ass to the entire audience. His pants around his ankles and topless, he began opening the package containing the Calvin Klein briefs. He slowly turned as he began pulling out the items one by one, and Michaels rock hard dick came into clear view of the audience.
A few comments appeared reading “Wow, you’re hairy!”, “Fucking hot dude!” and “I’m recording this for later! Fucking HOTTT!”
Michael was occupied with kicking of his sweatpants as his mind was focused on the briefs and package. His dick flopping around as he stepped and struggled with his feet. As he read the label on one of the pairs, his hand slowly rubbed his hairy chest. It slowly and instinctively traveled down Michel’s body, over his hairy treasure trail and into his thick pubes. His hand ended up around his rock hard dick and gave it a few tugs as he finished reading the label. He stepped out of his sweatpants and pulled up his new briefs as he “re-entered” the camera’s view.
So this is the first pair. What do you guys think?
Michael wasn’t the person to show of in underwear, and he was verry embarrassed as he stood in front of an audience. He felt used, but needed the money. His hand covering his rock-hard dick, thinking it wouldn’t show in the camp light.
Is that enough, Grizzlymonkey? Can i put my clothes back on now?
Michael skimmed over the comments, stiffening as he read the compliments. A comment from Grizzlymonkey99 appeared and Michael read it loud:
“Change into the next pair and i’ll pay you 100$”. Okay dude, one other pair!
He went back to the spot were he had changed before, again thinking this was a safe place to get naked, and pulled of the briefs. Michael’s dick was now facing the camera and no one in the audience was unaware of the hardness of the young man’s briefs. The audience was now around 50.000 people, but michael hadn’t noticed as his signature mask obstructed his view.
Thinking he was out of view, Michael’s hands again traveled down his body and began stroking his solid dick. Slowly rubbing up and down his shaft as the other rubbed his thick, black pubes. As he approached clomax, he jerked his hands away from his aching dick and held back, allowing his shaft to relax. He put on the next pair of briefs and adjusted his dick in them. It felt so fucking good to grope his dick through the thin fabric. Michael braced himself and “returned” into view, covering his hard dick with his left hand.
Soo this is the next pair and… I… They really fit. Michael half-moaned as his dick rubbed against his arm that his hid boner. So what do you guys think?
Michael posed awkwardly. He leaned in to read the comments and read several of them out loud, his voice getting more dreadful after every comment. Michael was paralysed as he became aware of his actions:
Dude, we can see your dick!
Nice boner, you fucking gorilla!
You stupid Neanderthale, have you never used a webcam before? You just flashed 90.000 people!
Thanks for the view, dumbass.
Who’s not recording this dude…
SHIT! Michael shouted as he broke the paralasys. His hands abandoned their job of covering his dick and franticly started to dance over the keyboard. Michael’s dick stiffeend again and precum was leaking through the thin fabric as his head processed the information he had been given. He had live-streamed his dick for almost 100.00 people, many of them probably recording everything.
Fuck you, guys! You fucking pervs!
He moaned as he tried to end the stream.
No! What is this? I… I don’t understand! WHY WON’T IT SHUT DOWN?!
The “End recording”-button appeared gray and un-clickable as Michael desperately tried to end the stream.
FUCK! Guys, please log off! I can’t end the stream! Please, please PLEASE! Just Log off! NO DON’T INVITE MORE PEOPLE!
Michael stared into the webcam, the red light that indicated a recording glowing bright red. In his panic, Michael had accidentally rubbed his dick against the desk and his brand new underwear had a huge, wet stain of precum crowning a his tenting dick.
Guys, P… Pl… PLEASE! Aaaaah! F… Fu… Fuck!
He moaned as he started pumping cum and cream into his underwear. As the stream-crowd peaked at 130.000 people, Michael pumped jet after jet of sticky, thick white cum into his brand new, thin underwear. Much of it went straight through the thin fabric and leaked onto the table… MikeToday! hained 400.000 subscribers over the next 24 hours and the video became trending on pornhub.
Fuck. He had forgotten about his Roommate's party. He had thrown all his clothes and towels into the laundry before getting into the shower. Thinking that he had the apartment all to himself.
But now he was stuck naked upstairs with a group of friends and strangers between him and his clothes.
It was only a matter of time before his Roommate would come looking for him. Wondering why he wasn't at the party.
Should he enter on his own in his Birthday Suit? Or would he be dragged down naked by his Roommate to be shown off to all the guests?
Fuck, either way he was going to be embarrassed. And now the blood from his blush was rushing to his dick giving him the biggest boner in his life....
It was going to be his Roommate's most memorable party. For him and the guests.....
He still had no clue that his trunks were lost somewhere in the ocean. Taking advantage of the situation, his bros kept goading him into doing underwater handstands, challenging him to keep balancing for longer and longer. Each time he kicked himself up, his chiseled white ass and thick cock breached the surface, his dick flopping into full view while the entire beach watched the naked hunk unknowingly put on a show.
Things only ended when a stranger waded over and slid a finger down his exposed asscrack while it was up in the air. He fell from his handstand, getting out of the water ready to cuss the guy out, until the cold air on his bare skin finally registered. He looked down, slowly realizing he was fully exposed, and flushed all over from embarrassment. With both hands over his junk, he ran back into the water to hide himself. As the beach erupted in laughter at his very late realization, he saw his bros sprinting off with his clothes, leaving him butt naked and stranded for the rest of the day.
can you do more Ryuji stuff?
Funny you say that, I actually have a Ren and Ryuji piece on my SubStar from a while ago I had planned on posting. Here it is under the cut:
This is why you wear a tool belt instead of stuffing tools down your pockets. His waistband was already sagging under the weight of his tools. By the time he was halfway up the ladder, his shorts had surrendered completely, pooling around his ankles.
Stranded with his bare ass exposed to the breeze, he couldn’t reach down or shift his feet without the ladder toppling over leaving him no choice but to shout for help. His neighbor eventually arrived, though not before calling over a few friends to witness the naked spectacle before finally offering a hand.
When the owner of the garage announced that he would be donating all proceeds from Friday's work to the local Children's Hospital, he knew that if he could persuade his staff to go shirtless he would get a lot more business. When the already slightly redfaced young men were asked to change into gym shorts, they reluctsntly complied with that as well. When the Boss came up behind them and tugged their shorts down to reveal their firm white ass cracks, they were both beyond embarrassed. Still, they just gritted their teeth and pressed on.
"Just think of the children," he told them. It was obvious, however, that everybody else was obsessed with their their fully developed and undeniably adult rear ends.
He had been searching everywhere for his clothes. But they were nowhere to be found. They were definitely no longer behind the bush where he had put them.
He had thought it would be fun and quite the thrill to jog a bit of the trail completely naked. Feeling the air all over his skin with his dick, balls, and buns bouncing freely.
But now that he had finished his loop and couldn't find his clothes; that amazing feeling had turned to dread.
Someone had found his clothes and mostly likely seen his naked ass as well.
His little thrill turned into quite the embarrassing ordeal considering he now had to return to the busy trailhead completely naked! He couldn't help but think about all the people that would be there.
And it definitely didn't help that the whole situation apparently made him as hard as a rock!?!?!
He had been searching everywhere for his clothes. But they were nowhere to be found. They were definitely no longer behind the bush where he had put them.
He had thought it would be fun and quite the thrill to jog a bit of the trail completely naked. Feeling the air all over his skin with his dick, balls, and buns bouncing freely.
But now that he had finished his loop and couldn't find his clothes; that amazing feeling had turned to dread.
Someone had found his clothes and mostly likely seen his naked ass as well.
His little thrill turned into quite the embarrassing ordeal considering he now had to return to the busy trailhead completely naked! He couldn't help but think about all the people that would be there.
And it definitely didn't help that the whole situation apparently made him as hard as a rock!?!?!
During a competitive and high-stakes game of truth or dare, Cory had been dared to jog around the block in just his shoes and a trench coat. Cory had barely made it two steps out the door when a jock who’d been waiting in the bushes ambushed him, ripping the coat right off his body. Caught off guard by his sudden exposure, Cody felt his cheeks grow warm and his knees begin to shake as he heard laughter pour out from the other side of the door, accompanied by a lock clicking shut.
The alcohol made him do it. In a fit of reckless spontaneity, he ripped off his swim trunks and swung them overhead to the rhythm of the bass, not at all caring that he was now buck naked in the middle of a packed pool party. His mates kept laughing, watching his cock bob and dance in the water along with him.
When the DJ finally dropped the beat, he let out a triumphant shout and launched his trunks into the sky. All eyes were on him. Then suddenly, a gust of wind caught his trunks and sent them flying right off the edge of the roof deck.
Watching his only piece of clothing drift toward the city streets below sobered him up instantly. He gripped the pool ledge, feeling absolutely helpless as his trunks disappeared into the city. When he eventually turned around, he noticed everyone at the party looking at him, only then being conscious of his naked body barely getting concealed by the water.
"Does anyone have a spare set of clothes? Looks like our skinny-dipper is gonna need 'em!" the DJ announced over the speakers, only making his face burn even redder from embarrassment. His change of clothes were locked away in his buddy’s car, and judging by the way his mates were filming his humiliation, he knew he wasn't getting dressed anytime soon.
But with all the people (mostly men) offering to buy him a drink, it didn't take long for him to once again lose all sense of inhibition. Before the hour was up, he was up on the DJ stage, shaking his bare ass for the entire party to see. He was so wasted he didn't even notice when his mates left the party without him, leaving him completely naked in the heart of the city.
Jeremy was still in a state of disbelief, gobsmacked it had all been a set-up. Out at the bar with some buddies, this gorgeous woman had sauntered up to him, introducing herself as Kate. Showering Jeremy in compliments, Kate struck up a conversation, doing everything she could to charm him before inviting the playboy back to her apartment for some sex. Jeremy happily obliged, too blinded by his libido to see what was happening- Jeremy’s girlfriend had wanted to put him to the test, and enlisted her good friend Kate to try tempting him into cheating. Now that Jeremy had taken the bait, it was no trouble at all for Kate to convince Jeremy to strip naked the second they’d made it into her apartment. Wanting revenge for her friend, Kate gleefully shoved the hunk out on her balcony, stranding him in his birthday suit. Locked out, Jeremy had no idea how he would keep himself hidden considering Kate’s balcony, situated in the center of the city, directly faced the local shopping mall.