Whoa ho!

hoo boy!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

[pukicho]

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

[beanssssssssss56]

So the vehicle version of you?

[pukicho]

I am not as big

[internaleggplant]

Bro is petite

[pukicho]

I am not 4 tons

[fruitcakebro]

Bro is tiny.

[pukicho]

I am just not 4 tons

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[horsegirl-stalin]

[targetedknowledge]

[comment-tube]

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[dykescully]

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

[dykescully]

big dog he's an island :)

[mismedleym]

birth of an angel (revisited)

[speedlimit15]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

My girl a white french-american-japanese-miscellaneously slavic he/they from new jersey

[sasuke-offical]

is there a wheat version of this

[thekidsfromyestergay]

🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾 🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[magdaleneanthony]

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

[medievaljournalist]

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

[filthburger]

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”