Whoa ho! @blumbobee - Tumblr Blog

been struggling with this scribe's handwriting but i do love their super curly ds

ok this feels excessive

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

toddstool

namethatghostling

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

#beer w the deer sounds nicer tbh #but I respect the spider #i do

freakonakaleesh

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

freakonakaleesh

#me to west hartford #this is my city...

gay--dog

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

I will not hide this

🦠 #my crobe

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

medievaljournalist

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

arson-the-artificer-offical

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

medievaljournalist

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

maplebunie

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

#:)

cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

reallyreallyreallytrying

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

pukicho

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.