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Ā Ā Ā Bokuto couldnāt believe that this was happening to him, running late to meet up with Akaashi at the gym because of the epiphany that heād had when he was about to fix his hairā that heād actually forgotten to buy a gift for Akaashi for Valentineās day.Ā
Ā Ā Heād been so excited about it, fussing over the littlest of thingsā like what he should wear, what kind of witty pun he should greet his date with and, even, going as far as to think of what they were going to do at the event itselfā that it completely slipped his mind that it wasĀ Valentineās day!!!Ā And it just means that it was a completeĀ taboo not to give your date a gift! It will ruin the spirit of Valentineās! He was going to ruin everything!!!
Ā Ā Ā And, he couldnāt have that! Not when he was the one who had invited Akaashi!!!Ā
Ā Ā Ā So, before his mind could logically think things through, he found himself dashing to the nearest flower shop he could findā in an attempt to look for the perfect gift to offer to his setter. Only to find that heād taken longer than heād originally planned and that he was now fifteen minutes late andā Oh god, Akaashi was going to kill him.
Ā Ā Ā And thatās how he, currently, finds himself feeling a little out of breathā clutching a paper bag protectively against his chest.
Ā Ā Ā A feeling of relief washed over him when heād seen Akaashi waiting for him outside the gym like how theyād agreed upon but the frown was thereā not that he could blame him.Ā
Ā Ā Ā ā AKAASHIII!!! AKAAAASSHIII!!! āĀ Bokuto starts yelling in an attempt to catch the otherās attentionā and when he finally does reach Akaashi, he immediately bows as he starts his rant on how sorry he was at being late.Ā ā Iām sorry! I didnāt mean to be late! I justā I just had to get something really important!!! ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Bokuto was late, but Akaashi couldnāt exactly say he was surprised. Really he had sort of expected it. Bokuto was just that kind of guy. And Akaashi was used to it. It was a bit chilly, but nothing he couldnāt handle. He pulled down on the bottom of his jacket and silently hoped he didnāt look strange. It wasnāt everyday he wore such formal attire.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā He had actually spent a decent amount of time getting ready. Fixing his hair, wearing nice clothes he didnāt normally wear. It was a dance...so that meant wearing something more formal, correct?Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Plus for this particular dance, Bokuto was his date....or well...Akaashi thought Bokuto was his date. They hadnāt really made that clear, which was mostly his own fault, he had sort of deflected the spiker. Bokuto had asked him to be his valentine, but did that mean...date? It was a Valentineās Day dance, so he could only assume it was. Just the thought of that alone made his heart race a little bit and he wanted to look nice. He wasnāt really sure why he felt so nervous and fluttery...
Ā Ā Ā Ā His fingers twirled the rose in his hand. Since it was a valentineās dance, he thought it would be good to give something cute like that to Bokuto. He wasnāt sure if he was the kind of guy to appreciate a flower, but it seemed like the normal traditional thing to do.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Then, he saw Bokuto running up and yelling out his name. Frowning, he turned towards him.Ā āYouāre late,ā he said flatly. Though really, he was impressed to see the other had gotten here as early as he had. And his eyes did widen at Bokutoās hair being down. Had he worn it that way on purpose? Cute. Why was Bokuto so damn cute?
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āSomething important?ā he asked, watching the other bow and begin blabbering on about why.Ā āItās fine youāre here now,ā he said quietly.Ā āYou got here, thatās all that matters. You look...nice,ā he complimented quietly.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā āThis is for you,ā he said, finally holding out the single red rose.Ā āSince itās valentineās and all,ā he mumbled, a light blush on his cheeks.
kuroo or bokuto
Give me two characters and my muse will tell you which they would rather date.Ā Accepting
ā...both of them are loud and ridiculous...ā
āI....guess I would choose Bokuto since we do work well together on a team.ā
Bokuto or Bokuto
Give me two characters and my muse will tell you which they would rather date. Accepting
āThatās...the same person...āĀ
āWell...If I had to pick...ā he sighed.
āNeither. Both sound like a...handful.ā
This is such a lie, he would totally date Boktuo LBR
āSo I canāt be fake like I usually am?
āTHINGS MY FRIENDS &&. I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID TO EACH OTHERā MEME.Ā Accepting
āMmm...ā Akaashi mumbled. He never really saw the point in pretending to be something you werenāt. He always said what he felt and what he thought. No need to hide and lie what you were really thinking. Of course, this did get him into trouble sometimes, usually with one person in particular...but Akaashi didnāt feel the need to act differently.Ā
āI donāt think you should ever have to be fake,ā he said slowly.Ā āJust be honest. People appreciate that more.āĀ
āI hope you mildly jumped.ā
āTHINGS MY FRIENDS &&. I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID TO EACH OTHERā MEME.Ā Accepting
āMildly?ā he asked. In volleyball, mildly jumping wouldnāt really get him anywhere. He really wasnāt about half-assing anything, but he especially always tried his hardest when it came to volleyball.Ā
āI jumped...normally?ā he replied, though his face was expressionless, Akasshi was actually rather confused about the question.
āAre you writing this all down? You should be writing this down.ā
āTHINGS MY FRIENDS &&. I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID TO EACH OTHERā MEME.Ā Accepting
āā¦Eh?ā Akaashi stared blankly at Bokuto. He wasnāt really surprised, generally Bokuto always had these sort of expectations of him. It wasnāt that Akaashi couldnāt keep up, he just chose not to.Ā
āWhat exactly was I supposed to be writing down?ā he asked. Sometimes when Bokuto talked, Akaashi simply nodded and let him get out whatever he needed to get out of his system.Ā
Give me two characters and my muse will tell you which they would rather date.
āI would shove a jalapeƱo up my ass, honestly.ā
āTHINGS MY FRIENDS &&. I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID TO EACH OTHERā MEME. Accepting
ā....ā
āYou would.ā He was honestly not even surprised by the outlandish statement. When it came to Kuroo, Akaashi wasnāt going to put anything past the blocker.Ā
āIām sure that feels good,ā he said flatly.Ā
āDude, you should be a cannibal. Itās fucking sweet.ā { im so sorry-
āTHINGS MY FRIENDS &&. I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID TO EACH OTHERā MEME. Accepting
That...wasnāt what he expected the sweet looking girl to say. Were all students from Sunset like this? Akaashi hadnāt had as much experience with the students from that University. Blinking, he really didnāt know what to say.Ā āUh,ā he finally muttered.Ā
āIs this...a joke?ā he stared at the girl in front of him. He had absolutely no desire to ever eat human flesh, so he truly hoped she was kidding.
āTHINGS MY FRIENDS &&. I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID TO EACH OTHERā MEME.
āI would shove a jalapeƱo up my ass, honestly.ā āDude, you should be a cannibal. Itās fucking sweet.ā āJust a sip. Donāt fucking chug it, bitch.ā āYou look about as fresh as freshly cleaned laundry.ā āI love you so much. Not in a gay way, though.ā āI built this with my man hands.ā āHow about you fucking die?ā āDo you wanna fucking go?ā āThatās what you get, bitch.ā āI hope you mildly jumped.ā āSo I canāt be fake like I usually am? āYou know it, daddy.ā āDid I say you could stop fucking walking?ā āI feel so rejected!ā āI can suck your dick right now. Right now. Letās do this.ā āAre you writing this all down? You should be writing this down.ā āGo over to the table and tell them I said fuck you.ā āIām gonna need you to bring the pasta.ā āI still remeber when you brought pasta that day that truck hit the bus.ā āLather me in oil and call me your butter nugget, big papa daddy.ā āIām a classy hooker.ā
Ā Ā Ā If there was anything that he was sure of, it was that he was, probably, going to be banned from helping out at any social event from this day onwards. It was quite unfortunate since all heād wanted to do was to lend some service to the school that heād started to love and appreciate, especially, since it was going to be hosting a really big event soonā
Ā Ā Ā ābut, of course, he just had to mess everything up.
Ā Ā Ā Historically speaking, he should have known that running whilst carrying multiple items wasnāt such a good idea and, yet, he finds himself doing it for the sake of accomplishing things fasterābut, unfortunately, rushing only caused him to run into a pole and, before he knew it, a few of the Valentineās banners had come falling down to the ground; a few paper decorationsĀ following suit.
Ā Ā Ā Ah, what a mess!!!
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Ā Ā Ā Ā He shouldāve really expected the large outburst from the easily excited wing spiker, but for some reason, Akaashi was surprised by how emphatically Bokuto had jumped up and hugged him. Letting out a barely audible, āOof,ā Akaashi stumbled backwards as Bokuto tackled him. It took him a moment to process the hug, but Akaashi lifted his arms and hugged the other boy back. Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā āBokuto...thereās no need to be so loud,ā he muttered, but really there was something so comforting about the noise. He had been without it for so long, Akaashi hadnāt realized how familiar the noise was and how much he truly missed being by the otherās side. It was nice to see him so excited and smiling. He really had missed that infectious enthusiasm.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Scoffing, a small laugh left his lips,Ā āI know with how loud you are all the time, Iām surprise it took me this long to run into you,ā he mumbled, pushing the boisterous owl back, so he could look at his bright eyes.
Ā Ā Ā Bokuto waited for Akaashi to answer, the mischievous look on his face turning into hopefulā looking like heād really, really, wanted to try this new pun out that heād found on the internet. So, when the other said āsureā, he giddily backed away from the other and coughed in his fist as he prepared himself to deliver the best pun of the century.
Ā Ā Ā ā You are beauty! You are grace! You belong to the ace! āĀ
Ā Ā Ā ā Akaashi, will you be⦠my Owlentine?! ā
Oh gosh. It was so dumb. It was so dumb that it was almost endearing...and Akaashi silently cursed himself for even thinking that. But Bokuto looked so happy and eager to ask him and that look of hope in his eyes...
Though Akaashiās face remained the same, inside he couldnāt help but think it was...kind of cute.Ā
ā........ā A hint of a blush appeared on his cheeks and he turned his head away from the ridiculous ace.
āAsk me again...at the dance...ā he muttered.
Ā Ā Ā ā See!!! I just knew youād come around~ ā Bokuto grins, elated at the compliment that heād received. Soon enough, he finds himself walking over to the setterā draping an arm the otherās shoulder as a mischievous glint appeared in his eyes.Ā ā I have one last pun for you! Wanna hear?!?! ā
Well that really was...misinterpreted...However Akaashi really didnāt want to ruin Bokutoās fun. His puns were absolutely awful, but if he laughed at himself, Akaashi supposed it couldnāt be...that...terrible to let him continue...for now.
ā...Sure....ā he mumbled, preparing for the worst.
Ā Ā Ā ā Tch!!! It was one thing to insult meā but to insult my brilliant puns!?!?! ā A dramatic sigh. ā UnbeLEAFable!!! ā
āBokuto, your puns are...hm...special.ā He didnāt want to send the other into a mood swing, but wow, his puns are bad.
Ā Ā Ā ā G-GEH!! AKAAASHIII!!!!Ā So RUDE!!!Ā At least, SAY SOMETHING!!!āĀ
āEh? I donāt think I needed to waste my breath responding to a statement like that...ā
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