Alexandra

an elegant mess of meme and aesthetic reblogs

[axew]

[twitterlols]

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

[analwithpayne-deactivated201312]

waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.

[wtfzodiacsigns]

How Signs Shows Affection

Aries: Smothers you with kisses when you’re hurt and also ready to kicka@& for you. Passionately grabs you, dives into intimacy, speaks freely.

Taurus: Wants hugs and cuddles but doesn’t always initiate. Rubs your back when you’re upset as well as maybe cooks/offers you food. Stable.

Gemini: Encouraging with words. Likes to hold hands or play with your hair. Wants to make you laugh and get you to share. Teasing and attentive.

Keep reading

[pixxi-stixxi]

Sagittarius: Playfully poking you or tickling you. Makes you laugh when down. Tries to inspire or advise. Grips hard to bring you in close.

Yep.

[jehovahhthickness]

*plays the same song for 8 hours straight*

[taviacw]

My upstairs neighbor is having really loud sex at 10:25am. And, while this feels like retaliation, I can only hope it mellows her out and she stops stomping around all the goddamn time

[taviacw]

Wow in the time it took me to type up and tag this post, the sex started and ended…… she’ll prolly be vacuuming soon. 🙁

[taviacw]

It’s 10:29 and the sex has ended. I am v sad for her

[taviacw]

I feel like I jinxed her. Like her nigga follows me on here and saw this post, mid thrust, and got performance anxiety. I’m sorry, Upstairs Stomping Bitch.

[taviacw]

There’s stomping. She’s up and moving around. And you know what….. I can’t even be mad anymore. If I was only getting fucked for seven minutes at a time, I’d stomp around too.

[taviacw]

Y’all she’s showing tf out. She’s really up there like

[taviacw]

Damn I just heard her door close and then footsteps coming down the stairs. He left 😭😭😭 he’s not even gonna try again.

[taviacw]

I’m gonna need ear plugs for the level of stomping this is bound to cause. When her feet inevitably crash through my ceiling ima just look through the hole and be like “hi…. sorry you didn’t get fucked down this morning. Even tho you filed a noise complaint on me that one time, I was rooting for you.”

[taviacw]

Update y’all: it’s 3:10pm and she is vacuuming THE FUCK out of the hardwood flooring

[taviacw]

But then like, that really does sound like something ppl that are in need of orgasm do. Just extremely unnecessary cleaning, to take their mind off the lack of sexual release.

[taviacw]

I can see the text conversation now.

“I heard Aaron came over last nightttt. Whatd you guys get up to???👀👀👀😏”

“Not much. Oh! But, I did finally get a chance to mop my bathtub tho!!🤗 It was a mess in there, so thank god.”

“😬😔”

[taviacw]

It’s 12:26am and she is getting her back blown tf outttt. Cannot be the same nigga from earlier.

[taviacw]

I have the strong urge to knock the broom against the ceiling and holler out “yaaas bitch get some bomb ass dick” but I don’t wanna fuck up the vibe

[taviacw]

Nvm. It lasted from 12:20-12:28. It’s the same nigga.

[taviacw]

She better not start stomping or cleaning. I’ll file a noise complaint so fucking fast. Imagine getting a noise complaint for shitty sex. Don’t do it, Stomping Upstairs Bitch

[adorn88]

what a ride

[taviacw]

Not for her, apparently.

[c-bassmeow]

[welele]

[grlcurves]

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

[angelbabyspice]

what the fuck

[bunjywunjy]

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth

[sk-myers]

[putesque]

x

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[kittyb4e]

[angelicaldreamss]

i just wanna be okay for once

[898-deactivated20210515]

any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die

[tellyjpg]

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol