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25 / she/her / heaven

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[soppingwetratboy]

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[perriaeyjeve]

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[lamignonette]

[flowergirlmiwa]

reblog if you want a lesbian in her mid thirties to boss you around and take you clothes shopping

[oatymilks]

magdalena

[loveridden1999]

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

old people are right about werther's originals btw

[llovinghome]

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[cyberxbattalion]

[creepycrag]

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

[achillesinhighheels]

Sleeping Muse

By Misha Frid

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet