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like yeah you have your setting-standard corrupt health insurance corp and your banks that are basically loan sharks and such but there's also some weird ones out there
no there’s absolutely no reason that every single Femitol Pharmaceuticals employee is on a strict regiment of exogenous estrogen. why do you ask?
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if your transition goals are a bit more… industrial, maybe check out Robots Inc. you want mechanical crushers for hands and have $500k burning a hole in your pocket? go for it
it’s probably self explanatory what goes on at Dungeon Supplies Plus
the stories about Biofuel Solutions Group digesting people in massive bioreactors to turn into nutrient-rich sludge are nothing but rumors. just don’t ask about their high turnover rate
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you can definitely guess what goes on at Somnophilia Suites. but sleepfucking aside it is a really solid hotel chain for a very reasonable price
i dont even like watermelon its my most hated fruit ever but imagine dying of hunger or thirst and then you stumble upon a nice crisp watermelon and it replenishes your hunger and thirst and you are so satisfied it gives you strength to keep moving on. instead you got pumpkin
learning that I have accidentally talked another person into starting T I am now curious about what my actual ratio of eggs cracked by gender. vote now on your phones
Semi Finals: Fuuko Izumo/Andy (Undead Unluck) vs Tiana/Prince Naveen (The Princess and The Frog)
Fuuko/Andy
Tiana/Naveen
Voting ended onApr 27, 2025
PROPAGANDA
Fuuko/Andy (propaganda by @tokiro07)
Fuuko became the boss of a time-looping organization designed to fight and kill God, looped back to the 1800s and used visions she acquired from previous loops to become an oil baron. By the 1970s, she'd amassed enough wealth to outstrip most governments, re-founded said organization with incredibly advanced technology, and used all of her resources to avert the horrific tragedies of all of her loved ones. Along the way, she became skilled in several fields, such as language arts, surgery, cooking, kung fu, metallurgy, sharpshooting, singing, dancing, boxing, and drawing. In addition to being an oil-baron and effectively the CEO of a secret organization, she also became a ramen-themed cryptid, an astronaut, and a deadbeat dad
While Fuuko was gathering capital and recruits, Andy sat on the sun for an unspecified number of years, but likely the full 4.6 billion years since the creation of the Earth, to keep God's ten strongest soldiers sealed away within it and prevent them from interfering with Fuuko's preparations. For all intents and purposes, Andy acted as a stay-at-home wife while he waited for Fuuko to finish her work
They are canonically in a relationship, and they weaponize it. Fuuko's power, Unluck, is directly proportional to how much she likes whoever she touches x how long she touches them x how much surface area she touches, and Andy's power, Undead, allows him to tank whatever horrible thing Unluck sends his way while redirecting it at an enemy. A single, one-second high-five between the two was enough to summon a comet, specifically to cancel out a meteor she'd accidentally summoned on a close personal friend. She was able to think of the plan needed to facilitate this while fighting one of the aforementioned ten soldiers within 10 seconds while also performing major heart surgery, and then immediately infiltrated the sun alone to confront the other nine
Andy was originally a nameless amnesiac until Fuuko came up with the name as a pun on Undead. Since Andy got his first name from Fuuko, many fans have taken this to the logical conclusion that he would also take his last name from her, and thus refer to him as Andy Izumo
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.
You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.
And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.
And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.
BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.