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[jellyfishforest135]

Rest in peace Sam Neill. Thank you for the awe and wonder you brought to us.

[nevver]

36 views of Mount Fuji, Julien Rocheblave

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[dogpuppy]

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[laurence-bouchard]

Lucid dream

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[thememedaddy]

[xanaxfarts]

The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[89cats]

(by geniuslitter)

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[depsidase]

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[segamascott]

what about his penis my friend wants to know

[everythingfox]

Sleeping good

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[louquorice]

Typed out “garlic bread flipflops” on my Notes app before an afternoon nap last week and forgot the actual context but anyway I hand-drawn generated it