IT STANDS FOR BUFF MANLET

TOLD YOU I'D DO THE BACKGROUND. KARKAT VANTAS, THE SURVIVOR; CROWN PRINCE OF ALTERNIA, TWELVE SWEEPS, NOT A MUTANT.

[machiavelleon]

💍♠ @bmkarkat

[bmkarkat]

HEY I THOUGHT I WOULD POP ON AND SEE IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS STILL USE THIS FUCKFORSAKEN PLATFORM.

BARRING HANGING WITH MY BROS, I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT MY SICK AS FUCK HOT WAR HERO WIFE.

[machiavelleon]

💍♠ @bmkarkat

[terrorsoftheflesh]

i can’t relate to horror stories where it’s like ‘my wife started acting crazy isn’t that so scary?’ because i would support my wife no matter what i would love my crazy wife

[sleepy-bebby]

Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

[brucebocchi]

[abandoned-blog2-deactivated2026]

[machiavelleon]

@bmkarkat

sexy

[sunw00d]

some kind of a moodboard

[machiavelleon]

✨ resolute ✨

[bmkarkat]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BITCH???

THIS IS MY BITCH, AND IT'S HER HATCHDAY. TELL HER HAPPY HATCHDAY.

[bmkarkat]

HEY IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.

GO TELL MY FIANCÉE HAPPY HATCHDAY, SHITHEADS.

[ampervadasz]

[machiavelleon]

✨ resolute ✨

[bmkarkat]

I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THE, LIKE...NITTY-GRITTY, IT NEVER REALLY CAME UP?? BUT VERY SEXY OF YOU, INDEED! WHO TOLD YOU THE CHEAT CODE?

[machiavelleon]

fairly sure it was you but im under instruction not to go into detail on the dash

[bmkarkat]

OH YEAH, BETTER KEEP A DEATH GRIP ON THOSE STATE SECRETS.

[machiavelleon]

that line does have a type though dont they

[valorousimperial]

I love a woman who can kick my ass.

[bmkarkat]

I LIKE EM TALL AND BITEY.

[hadalpelagenesis]

Princess-Consort, actually.

[bmkarkat]

#I had to study how marriage works in case we ever get around to it.

WELL, THERE YOU GO, THEN. PRINCESS CONSORT.

LEAVE IT TO THE QUEEN TO KNOW THINGS!

[bmkarkat]

I MEAN YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE RULES BUT YEAH THAT'S THE STATUS CONFERRED BY BEING MARRIED TO THE EMPEROR. TECHNICALLY YOU'LL BE A?? PRINCESS?? FOR LIKE. PROBABLY A FEW HUNDRED SWEEPS UNTIL DAD RETIRES BUT, LIKE, Y'KNOW.

[machiavelleon]

yeah i dont care about the rules just havent studied how it works yet

wild

[bmkarkat]

I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THE, LIKE...NITTY-GRITTY, IT NEVER REALLY CAME UP?? BUT VERY SEXY OF YOU, INDEED! WHO TOLD YOU THE CHEAT CODE?

[bmkarkat]

REMINDER THAT I'M GETTING MARRIED AT SOME POINT IN THE RELATIVELY NEAT FUTURE AND THAT MY QUEEN IS ALSO SUPER FUCKING HOT.

[machiavelleon]

wait is that like actually a thing or are you just being cute about it

[bmkarkat]

I MEAN YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE RULES BUT YEAH THAT'S THE STATUS CONFERRED BY BEING MARRIED TO THE EMPEROR. TECHNICALLY YOU'LL BE A?? PRINCESS?? FOR LIKE. PROBABLY A FEW HUNDRED SWEEPS UNTIL DAD RETIRES BUT, LIKE, Y'KNOW.