bnha as my friends

my friends say some dumb things man

[bnahtrash]

Kaminari: Not to talk about a dead rodent but-

Sero: I think you mean not to beat a dead horse, Denki.

[bnahtrash]

Kirishima: It's like the same color as Kaminaris skin.

Kaminari: *goes to look in mirror* Wait- I did not have the correct reaction to this. YOURE TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK

[bnahtrash]

*getting ready for a Christmas party*

Kirishima: So Kaminari, what are you gonna do

Kaminari: Me? I'm gonna kill myself because I'm so ugly.

[bnahtrash]

Bakugou:*talking to Todoroki* It's daddy issues that's why you have a daddy kink.

Midoriya: What do you mean his dad's right there.

Bakugou: Right- SO why are you like this?

[bnahtrash]

Toga: Men under 6 feet aren't real men.

Twice: So then what are you?

Toga: ...Not a man?

[bnahtrash]

Ashido: I should buy an inflatable barbie doll, omg wait that's a sex doll.

[bnahtrash]

*watching big brother and meeting the people*

Aizawa: How is he an engineer and studying to be a doctor- and he works out??? This school of his is bullshit.

[bnahtrash]

*trying to find the house they rented in the woods for a trip*

Sero: Not us being lost, in bear infested woods.

Kaminari: Midoriya said if it's a black bear we have to fight it or else it won't leave.

Bakugou: Deku can fight his own fucking bears.

[bnahtrash]

Ashido: *looking in mirror* GOD!! I am so hot!!

Yaoyorozu: Want me to turn on the fan?...oh

[bnahtrash]

Jirou: Did puberty even hit him? I feel like it was a small gust of wind.

[bnahtrash]

Kaminari: Where is my finger..*laughs* Oh my god I meant where's my phone. "Where's my finger" dumb bitch, it's on your hand.

[bnahtrash]

Uraraka: Why are you covered in bruises?

Midoriya: ....*looks at arms* That is suchhh a good question...

[bnahtrash]

*talking shit as they should*

Ashido: And she's ugly too-

Aoyama: SHE'S FUCKING HIDEOUS!!

[bnahtrash]

Kaminari: I'd let Shinsou gaslight me, *wolf whistles* emotional manipulation.

[bnahtrash]

how big are those titties bitch

absolutely gigumbus thank you so much for asking girlie

[bnahtrash]

Midoriya: *in bathroom with Bakugou* Kirishima can't have a crush on you and not like being degraded.

[bnahtrash]

Kaminari: Can you do me a favor? Can you write me an 18 sentence English story?

Kirishima: 18 Sentences?? How about you do 9 and I do 9?

Kaminari: How about,,, you do 18.