Kiana Khansmith
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@bo0my23
When you have friends like this, not even a 30 man zerg can stop you. Shortly after this was taken, we were spotted. We all managed to escape. This story and others like it are brought to you by Blissful Epidemic [Blis], a Gate of Madness Guild. “Alone we are strong, but together, nothing can stop us.”-Blis motto-
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
it looks like i will never get over anything you said or did
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
When Leia Isn’t Home (x)
@graveyardghoul
it wet
road runner
waking up this morning in my cave
i was met with something new
there was a light
peaceful and warm at the end of tunnel
its been so long little light where have you been
no i dont care
how have you been what have you been doing what joy do you bring
thats what i care about
the how
ive let the past go
oh my, how bright youve become my love
your warmer then i remember too
shh its ok ill be there soon
it cant be much farther to you
up ahead i see the tunnel open and for the first time in a long time
i leave my cave
as the sunlight warms my skin i love up just in time
to see the sun engulf and burn me alive
how ive missed you so
I saw you looking over here again. I guess that means I was looking over there. I wanted to tell you something I saw. Your eyes. I saw... something? In them? Around? I can tell. Your broken too. You get scared you miss something. I can see it. I also can see that you saw my eyes too. I wonder what did you see? The never ending ocean that has swallowed me? Or maybe the endless fields of green mountain grass that tickels your feet and brings you home? Better yet did you see the dark fires if revolution fighting to be seen? You may want this but I will let you know. My shattered heart is NOT for you to take.
Okay guys, for this one you’ll need a spare D20 dice. At the start of the starting players upkeep (so the person who went first in the game) roll the die, the number it lands on will spark a rule that will last until it is rolled again. Think planes from planechase variant.
1. Whenever a creature...
its versace
onion bling
"Jared, Jensen, Misha Thanks for this!!!! LMAO” [x]
Girl you win! This is awesome, haha!
Sorin, Solemn Shredder by reddit user Madhatt3r.
Freezing
Hope is never lost
only when you give up
when you stay knocked down
I wont be here forever
What scares you is you know how soon forever could be
and what scares me is you might care
never did i forget you
tomorrow will be your day
Today you might not have me
or would i be with out you
Keep going and remember the frost in my heart isnt your fault
i dont want you to blame yourself
live like i never did
love like i always did
Maybe one day youll see how much you are
your job is it remember what was
so the past can live through you but not burden you
even if you cant, smile
learn from this and teach so they dont suffer and please
face the fears i couldnt face
run
nothing can get away when you open the floodgates
it dampens the driest of crags both stone and flesh
tearing from life, you've disappear
as the wind reaches my ears, earthen levies erupt
for its strength to hold back is only as strong as my will to enforce structure
as the torrent rushes forth from a ring of blue
you return to where we first meet, just to check
to find only me
pale as the moon drowned in my own tears from the gates you opened
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