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BISCUIT IS GETTING SHAVED IN 2 HOURS
Respectable even cut all around
Save her stupid ear tufts
WE'RE BACK FROM THE GROOMER'S AND SHE LOOKS SO STUPID. I AM OVERJOYED.
PICTURES! PICTURES! PICTURES!
Freshly peeled Biscuit posing for all her lovely constituents. She promises to stay true to her platform of prioritizing sillyness above all else.
🥖 a bun in the oven 🥖
pairing: baker!steve rogers x female reader
summary: you wake to the delightful smells of your handsome partner's baking filling the apartment and you join him in the kitchen, where you end up begging him to put a bun in your oven.
warnings: 18+ content (minors dni!!!), smut with lots of fluff, oral sex (m receiving), piv sex, creampie, teasing, slight edging, fingering (f receiving), come play, little bit of overstimulation, finger sucking, dirty talk, daddy kink, breeding kink with actual breeding, praise kink, slight captain kink, pet names (love, kitten, baby), aftercare, multiple orgasms, established relationship
word count: 6.5k
a/n: i was having a bit of writer's block so i got some coffee and took a walk to one of my local book stores on a nice fall day and by the time i got home i had the original idea for this fic! it was just gonna be reader giving baker!steve head in their kitchen but then the breeding kink took over like whoa and here we are!!! and i'm not even a little bit upset about it because baker!steve is a menace (enough that i really wanna write more parts but we'll see if i actually get around to doing that 🫣). anyway, please enjoy, i hope y'all love baker!steve just as much as i do!!!
a cozy steve rogers autumn masterlist
You woke to the smell of cinnamon and apples and the sound of rain pitter-pattering against the window of your bedroom. Cracking your eyes open as you flopped onto your back and stretched, you glanced out the window, catching a glimpse of the beautiful gray sky and the autumn leaves blowing on the wind down the Brooklyn street where you lived with your partner Steve Rogers.
You’d already surmised from the sweet scent of his apple cinnamon rolls filling the apartment that he’d gotten up hours before, so when you reached out a hand to his side of the bed, you weren’s surprised to find the sheets cold. Rolling over, you planted your face in Steve’s pillow, inhaling his rich, comforting scent, like warm bread and woodsmoke. It brought you peace and made you feel as safe as if his arms were wrapped around you, but you longed for more—the heat of his skin against yours, the rasp of his stubble, the softness of his lips.
i fucking love size kink. being pinned down by someone taller than me, their entire body covering mine. they’re stronger, constantly proving that they can over power me by flipping me to change positions, lifting me up, or firmly holding me into place when i try to squirm away. standing next to them and automatically feeling inferior by how they tower over me. having to look up at them. standing on my tippy toes and still barely reaching under their chin. the best <333
sticky [no outbreak!joel miller x f!reader]
summary: You send Joel a new toy to keep him occupied while you're away. ratings/warnings: E [smut, established relationship, soft feelings, sex toys, male masturbation, female masturbation, phone sex, dirty talk, Joel has some nasty fantasies, they're horny and in love] wc: ~2k a/n: please go to @ezrasbirdie-updates to be notified of updates! this is just smut. it felt like it'd been a while since i wrote something mindless and fun, so here's this! no beta, yeeting this to the universe. would love to say thank you to @haylzcyon for being a sweetheart and listening to me talk about this and also go read her sub joel bc i feel like they're the same man.
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“What is this you got me, girl?” Joel asks as soon as you pick up the phone, his nostrils flaring at your breathy giggle.
imagine eddie fucking ur brains all the way out??!!
eddie would have your legs behind your head with your ankles by your ears and your wand vibrator buzzing perfectly on your clit. he would fuck into you like his life depends on it, bottoming all the way out. everytime he hit the sweet spot inside you all you could do was let out gasps of shock because of how deep he was going, and don’t get me started with how he’d fuck you from behind. arms behind your back, hair pulled, vibrator being long forgotten, being forced to stay up because of the grip he has in your hair. his moans and your moans filling up the room sound like a hardcore porno at this point. he’d start with one leg up to get deeper and then he’d let go of your hair to get enough balance to put both legs up and fuck the life out of you COMPLETELY. eddie is so pussy drunk all he can think is “you you you!!!” and all you can think of is “eddie eddie eddie!!!”. eventually eddie would pull you up so you can be back to chest. he’s choking you, whispering dirty, sweet nothings. “gonna fuck your brains out” “all mine” “wanna fuck my babies into you” “i love you, so much”. eddie searches the bed for the wand and places it on your clit. once you feel the vibrations on your swollen, puffy clit you lose it completely. sobbing tears of joy and pleasure. searching any and everywhere to find eddie’s back. your orgasm hits you so hard. so hard you’re squirting, clenching, and shaking. not long after, you feel eddie’s hot ropes of cum fill you in six pumps. you and eddie’s moans and screams fill the space of your home. deep, red scratches fill the canvas of his back. after a 15 minute shower and some ramen, you and eddie head to bed… naked of course to continue your adventures next morning. <3.
a/n: this was meant to be a blurb but i missed writing so much so heres this rushed mess of desperate smut! hope yall enjoyed reading this 🩵
Eddie rolls his hips as he fucks you slowly.
He’s fucking you like he has all the time in the world. His plump lips form an O as he watches you underneath him.
With each slow stroke you can practically feel every vein on his cock. When he’s fully seated you swear you can feel him in your lungs.
He has you chanting a single word over and over as he loves you.
please please please
“What do you need, baby?” he coos in your ear. “What do you want, the moon? Fuck, the way your pussy is hugging my dick, I’ll get you whatever you fucking want.”
His tempo doesn’t change, you feel like a live wire.
“You, please I just need you.”
walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
Snowed in with Chief Jim Hopper during the biggest snowstorm to ever hit Hawkins…
EXPLICIT CONTENT | MINORS DNI
Includes: flirting, sexual tension, workplace romance, hop’s cabin, banter, alcohol, mentions of hopper’s massive 🍆 , fingering, anal, spanking, fluffy smut with soft dom!hopper 🌨️🩷
The voice on the radio crackled in and out, distorted by the storm. Hopper was leaning over it, forehead creased, trying his damndest to make out what the broadcaster was saying. “Worst blizzard…Midwest history-,” the voice on the radio cut in and out. “-Shelter…50 mile per hour winds expect…no visibility…dangerous conditions…”
Hopper sighed heavily, switching the radio off. You were watching the snow whipping around outside, piling higher and higher at an alarmingly rapid speed. “Looks like we’re not going anywhere for awhile,” Hopper mused.
He’d be lying if he said he was disappointed. After all, ever since you’d started working at the station six months ago, he’d longed for the chance to be alone with you.
When you’d expressed interest in seeing the old cabin Hopper owned in the woods that he often mentioned, he was happy to have you all to himself for the drive it would take to get there from the station.
By pure coincidence (and luck) Hopper had accidentally chosen to bring you on the day a freak blizzard just so happened to be landing directly on top of Hawkins…
T O U C H
Daddy!Jim Hopper x fem!reader
18+ explicit content | Minors DNI
Includes: sensual dialogue and seduction, heavy daddy kink, anal sex, clitoral stimulation with hand, squirting, tasting sexual fluids.
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mean!jim hopper smut?
Harmless (18+)
MINORS DNI
Pairing: Mean!Jim Hopper x Reader
Synopsis: Every time you hang out with Jonathan, Joyce’s friend drives you home.
Word Count: 2k
Warnings: possessiveness, dumbification, dirty talk, overall mean hopper, rough grabbing, slapping, semi-public sex, threats, size kink, face-fucking, daddy kink, creampie
AN: oh I’ve been waiting for a hopper request for so long
Band-aids and Broken Hearts || Jim Hopper x reader 18+
Request: Hopper with the school nurse or a nurse…a bit frosty at first but leads to something…SMUT obviously included.
Requested by: anonymous
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Warnings: smut. thats it.
A/N: im so sorry this took forever for me to write! i thought i would come back and surprise you guys with some smut with good ole jim hopper as a thank you for being patient with me. hope you guys enjoy!
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“Alright, so just try not to run around too much, keep the bandage on, and remember to clean it when you get home.” You finished throwing away the used gauze pads and wrapping from the bandage you had just placed on Dustin Henderson’s leg. Him and his friends were constantly in and out your nurses office, and sometimes you worried that their injuries came from worse than just fun play on the school yard. The young teen gave you a toothless grin, thanking you and getting up to leave.
“Thanks, I promise I’ll be back in tomorrow with a new battle wound.” He laughed as he saw your face, and you could hear his laugh grow louder when you called out a frustrated, “Dustin, that’s not funny!” Shaking your head, you couldn’t help but have a soft spot for the boy. He was a good kid. Your mood instantly shifted though when you heard a knock on the wall by the open door to your station and looked up to see him.
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Jim had just came back from checking out some weird bird attack and was in desperate need of a break. He sat in his office with his feet up, hat down, trying to get some form of sleep before the next oddball disturbance came in that he would surely have to check out. Unfortunately, he had just gotten comfortable when Flo yelled from down the hall. “Jim! You have a call coming in from the middle school, would you like me to take a message?” Jim breathed out an exasperated sigh before deciding it would be easier to just pick up the damn phone himself. “I got it Flo, thanks.” He let out one more long and irritated sigh before putting his feet down and picking up the phone.
Apparently there had been some trouble in the AV Club room and one of the teachers was afraid there was a live animal taking up residence in there. Jim had gone in and checked it out, pushing around some wires and bolts while the jumpy science teacher huddled over his shoulder, yelling at him every few seconds for touching something he shouldn’t be. Turns out there was nothing in there, but Jim had managed to get a pretty nasty cut above his eyebrow when he bent down to get a closer look at one of the cracks in the wall and had been startled by the teacher once again yelling about safety in the club room. He was bleeding, and had been instructed to make his way over to the nurses station, something he did with a bit of hesitation.
He didn’t care for doctors and, although you were not a doctor, he definitely didn’t feel up to seeing you today either. It wasn’t that he didn’t like you, in fact he liked you a little too much; that was the problem. The two of you had gone out for dinner one night and things had escalated pretty quickly, but the next morning Jim snuck out before you could wake up and refused to take any of your calls after. One night stands he could do, but the things he felt while being with you scared him and made him run away like a coward, maybe now would be the chance he needed to apologize; if he could muster up the courage to do so. When he made it to the open door, he knocked against the wall to signal to you of his presence.
Looking up to find Jim Hopper was not what you expected or wanted today. You had harbored feelings for the chief for years before you finally built up the courage to make a move. You two had gone out and had an amazing night together that extended far into the early morning, but still you had woken up alone. It had hurt, but you assumed that he just had to go into the station for something, he was the chief of police after all. Unfortunately, that hope was dashed away when your calls went unanswered and Jim even went so far as to turn the other way when he saw you in the supermarket. He was avoiding you, and you finally gave up and counted it down as a one night event for him, even though you had desperately hoped for more. It left you angry, but there wasn’t really much you could do.
“Can I help you?” Jim avoided eye contact like a professional, and that pissed you off even more. He lifted his hand and pointed at the cut that bled over his brow. “Yeah, got a bit of a scratch here and I was told you could help me out.”
Calling him over to your table, you tell him to sit on the chair beside yours. This was quickly revealed to be a mistake though, as you realized you would now have to stand to be able to comfortably reach his brow where the cut lay. You sigh and get up, grabbing a disinfectant wipe and placing your fingers beneath his chin to guide his head back a bit, giving you better view…of the wound. His beautiful blue eyes had nothing to do with this, yet you couldn’t help but notice how stunning they looked even as the dingy yellow school lighting reflected against them.
He caught you staring pretty quickly, but his own urge to look at you won out for a moment before he spoke up. “This gonna sting at all nurse?” That snaps you out if it really quick and you once again move to clean the cut.
“Not as much as it should.” You grumble under your breath and Jim sighs loudly. “Look, (y/n) you can be pissed all you want. Shit, you have a right to be mad. I’m not going to apologize though, I did what I had to.” You press down harshly and Jim whinces, pulling back.
“You did what you had to? Seriously, Jim? Why the fuck did you use me to get off and then leave like I was some fucking girl you picked up off the street? Why did you have to do that?” Jim reaches up and rubs the base of his nose with his two fingers, sighing heavily before letting his arm fall back to his side. “Is this really a conversation to be having at a school?” That seemed to break you. You were tired and had had enough of this childish game of avoiding feelings.
“You’re right, Hopper. You should probably go.” Jim looks you in the eye and you almost think he has the nerve to give you a look that made it seem you were hurting him. Shaking his head, he turns around and grabs the bandage from the desk before walking out the door. It’s what he was good at.
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The rest of the day seemed to last forever. The hours drug on as your mind constantly wandered back to Jim. Why did he have to be so stubborn? You couldn’t understand why he refused to even give you a chance.
The bell rang and the kids left, but you remained in your office. You had some of the students’ medicines that needed to be organized and accounted for, and you had nothing to do at home so you made the decision to just stay and fix everything up. It would be a long night, but at least it might keep your mind busier than being home would.
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Jim had spent the whole day cursing himself for being too big of a coward to tell you how he felt. How could something as simple as feelings be so hard for him? At the end of the day, he found himself making final rounds to see if anything needed to be done in Hawkins, and eventually he found himself back at the middle school.
Initially he wasn’t planning on stopping. No one would be there so there was no point; but then he noticed the light on. More importantly Jim noticed that it was your office light that was on. And so he parked and forced himself out of the car before he could chicken out again.
You had just placed the last filed medical sheet into the drawer and were turning to lock it up when you noticed Jim standing in the doorway of your office and nearly let out a scream. “Jim, what the hell are you doing here?“
Jim just stares at you for a moment before he walks closer. “Look, (y/n)…I’m not- this kind of thing, you know it’s not my thing.” You can see the inner turmoil in his eyes, but you honestly don’t understand what he’s trying to say. “Jim, what are you talking about?” You can feel the confusion on your face, but he just shakes his head.
“I don’t know. I just-” he lets out a frustrated sigh before leaning forward and kissing you. You let out a surprised little yelp and he quickly pulls back. “Shit, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to just grab you. That wasn’t right-” Once again he’s cut off, but this time by you pulling him down to meet your lips in a hungry kiss.
You forgot how much you loved to feel him against you. His lips, his hands, his body. Jim was so warm and big in every possible way and you feel the familiar heat coursing through your veins as he pushes you back against the desk you use everyday. You barely have a chance to breathe as Jim holds you close against his body, pulling you in to press as tightly against him as possible.
He pulls back for a second and looks you in the eye, pushing your hair away from your face gently. “We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. I don’t want you regretting anything.” You see only genuine concern and honesty in his eyes, and you know that if he leaves again you’ll hate him; but if you don’t get at least one more night to feel every inch of his body pushed deeply within yours you’re going to hate yourself a lot more. “I want this if you do."
That’s all he needs to hear as he pushes his lips back to yours. You bite gently and suck on his bottom lip, hearing a low moan escape his throat that sends a shot of warmth straight down between your legs. His chest vibrates as he breathes deeply against you.
Jim pulls back and helps you lift your shirt over your head, eyes looking into yours once more as you shoot him an encouraging smile. His eyes then roam down to take you in. He leans forward and kisses you gently before moving down do suck on your neck more forcefully.
You can’t stop the soft sighs from leaving your lips as you feel his hands come up to play with your breasts. Your eyes fall shut and soon you can feel the rough pads of his hands as they make quick work of removing your bra and begin playing with the soft skin of your chest.
You nearly let out a scream as you feel his teeth give a particularly hard bite on your pulse point at the same moment Jim gets bold and begins to roughly pinch at your nipples. He chuckles lowly in his chest and looks back to your face, reveling in the look of your lust blown pupils. "Is that a little too rough for you baby?” You look him in the eyes as you adamantly shake your head. “Never."
It takes only a second for Jim to start up again. This time, he uses that expert tongue to take your nipple into his mouth, nibbling on it gently and then giving your breasts soft licks and blowing cool air on the sensitive buds. You gasp again and your hands fly to his hair, running your nails through his scalp and eliciting a heavenly groan from him that vibrates against your sensitive skin.
Jim reaches down and undoes the button of your pants, pushing down the zipper before shoving his hand into the fabric. His fingers play with the silk of your underwear, tracing up and down your slit through the barrier of your panties. You let out another whimper and moan his name in a desperate little whine; your whole being was aching to feel him and you desperately needed him to touch you. Jim looks at you and lets out a shaky breath.
"What do you want baby? Tell me what you want me to do.” Your face flushes red and you look down as you whimper. “Please Jim.” He moves his hand, leaving you cold and you move to pull him back but he grabs your hand and pushes it down. Using his other hand, he lifts your face to look at him. “Use your words or you get nothing.” It was this demanding side of Jim that attracted you to him years ago, and fuck if it didn’t get you even wetter now. “I’m sorry.” Jim gives you a stern look. “Sorry, what?” Suddenly your face flushes again as you realize what you forgot to say.
“I’m sorry, sir.” Smiling, Jim moves his hand back to remove your pants and underwear the rest of the way. He puts his fingers against your lips and you take them into your mouth immediately. Sucking on them expertly, you swirl your tongue around each finger, making sure they’ll be dripping wet when he removes them from your mouth.
Taking them out slowly, Jim breathes deeply again before lowering his hand down to your core. “Now, tell me what you want me to do baby.” This time, you look him straight in the eye while answering. “I want you to fuck me, sir. Please, make me scream.” Jim groans loudly again before chuckling and slowly pushing his fingers into you.
You let out a loud moan as he pushes in and out of you. His fingers, like many things about him, were huge. He was using them to make sure you were stretched out and soaking wet, and you let your soft moans work as a thank you because you knew you would need the preparation for what was to come.
Leaning down, you feel Jim’s warm breath against your clit and almost squeeze your legs shut as his tongue darts out to take it into his mouth. He pushes your legs open, holding them apart as he continues his assault on your little bundle of nerves while still pumping his thick fingers in and out of you.
Suddenly you feel a tight heat radiating through your body. A tightness starts to grow in your core and your legs begin to quiver slightly. Jim looks up at you and laughs against your pussy. “You gonna come for me baby? Come on, come all over my face babygirl. Let me taste you."
That sends you over the edge. Jim speeds up his fingers, licking at your pussy as you feel yourself coming undone. He helps you ride out your orgasm before giving another long lick to your sensitive slit, pulling his sticky fingers out slowly.
You sit there in a daze as you watch him take his fingers into his mouth. He closes his eyes and breathes in deeply before releasing his fingers and leaning over you. "Taste yourself baby.” You grab his hand gently and pull his wet fingers into your mouth, sucking lazily as you taste your own juices mixing with the familiar taste of his mouth. You use his arm to pull him down, replacing his fingers with his tongue as you kiss him deeply. Tasting yourself on his lips and tongue sends another rush of warmth down your body and you know that you need him now. Reaching down, you unzip Jim’s pants and reach in to pull out his hard length.
He’s large and warm against your palm, and your lazy strokes slowly speed up as he lets out a strangled moan that makes you yearn for him even more. You move to get on your knees, but Jim stops you quickly. “Not today baby, I just need to be inside you."
Guiding you back up, Jim wraps his hands underneath your thighs as you jump up, successfully getting propped up on the desk and at perfect level with his hips. You quickly take hold of him again and pump his cock a few times before using your legs to pull his body closer to yours.
“Do you want this baby? Do you want me to fuck you?” You look up expecting to see some form of smirk or general sense that he’s trying to mock your neediness, but Jim looks completely sincere. “I do want this, if you’re willing to give it.” Looking each other in the eyes, you both knew this meant something more than consent to sex; it was a question of whether or not you would both be open and willing this time to be more. You hold your breath in anticipation of what he would respond with, but you don’t wait for long.
Jim sweeps down and kisses you with an open passion so unlike anything you’ve received from him in the past. He holds your face in his palm and pulls back, looking at you and allowing you to really see him for the first time ever. “I think I’m more than willing to now.” He smiles gently and you return the look of glee, but that smile is wiped from your face as you feel him push into you. A loud moan escapes your lips and Jim groans lowly in your ear, entering slowly before he finally fills you all the way up. “Are you alright babygirl?” He mumbles against your skin, breathing in a deep breath of air that hitches when you roll your hips against his. “I’m more than alright.”
Jim chuckles, making possibly the most sexy sound you had ever heard. He takes your thigh in his hand and rubs it gently, starting to move in and out in a delicious way. You struggle to contain your moans as he picks up the pace, your hips moving to meet his of their own accord. He lifts your thighs up further, giving himself both a better view and deeper access to your tight heat. Jim is moaning loudly above you, and with each moan you’re driven further and further toward the edge.
“God you are so fucking wet for me baby. You like feeling me inside you? You wanna cum for me sweetheart?” His voice alone could get you off and the shocking heat radiating from your core is slowly taking hold of your entire body. You let out a little whine as you feel his thumb on your clit, rubbing tight little circles on it that are nearly pushing you to the edge. He slaps it roughly and you scream at the painful flash of pleasure it erupts. “You have to answer me baby.” Jim’s dark, lust blown pupils let you know that he isn’t messing around right now, so you don’t even try to misbehave; part of you wonders if you could have even tried to deny him at all in that moment. “Yes sir, I want to cum for you.” Jim chuckles again, but it slowly turns into a growl as he speeds up his thrusting. His fingers find their way back to your clit and he runs his thumb over it at a brutal pace.
“Come on baby, cum all over me. I want to feel your little pussy get tight for me.” If you weren’t about to unravel before, his voice definitely sealed the deal. Your legs start to shake as you feel the tight coil within your belly spring loose and in an instant your whole body is quivering as your orgasm erupts from that place deep within you that only Jim can unlock.
Jim’s hips are still moving, helping you ride out your orgasm as your walls begin to milk him of his release. He lets out a cry and kisses you roughly, his hot cum shooting itself deep within you. You both breathe heavily and you remain unmoving aside from a few sweet little kisses as you come down from your highs. When you can finally trust yourself not to collapse from standing, you sit up on the desk and Jim steps back, offering you a hand before thinking better and lifting you off the desk to place you on the ground. You both grab your clothes and begin putting them back on, and the silence is beginning to worry you as you realize that promises made in the middle of passionate sex don’t always hold up afterward. Just as you are about to speak, Jim beats you to it.
“Would you want to maybe go out and get some dinner tomorrow?” He’s looking down nervously, avoiding eye contact in an attempt to save face in the event that you reject him.
You smile and place your hand on his face to guide him back to look at you before placing a small kiss on his lips.
“Pick me up at eight.”
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Hi love! I adore your writing :) I have a request: hopper giving reader her first orgasm ever?
ugh I LOVE THIS CONCEPT thank u anon :)
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you were a bartender in hawkins, a job that you didn’t always love, but it paid your bills and put food on the table, and that was all you could ask for
there were a few perks, though; one of those perks is that you get to see your favorite customer, jim hopper. you called him your favorite because you had a massive crush on him, and the way he flirted with you whenever he came in made you suspect the feelings were mutual
you knew what time of day he came in (conveniently it was only when you were on shift), you knew his drink order, and more importantly, you had really come to learn about who he was
many people tell you all the time that being a bartender was like being a therapist, and they were right. people told you everything, especially when they had a few drinks in them. you usually just smiled and agreed, hoping your listening would give you an extra few dollars on your tip. but with hopper it was different, you had really loved his stories, and wanted to help him when he needed advice
you found yourself getting happier whenever he walked through the doors, and you tried to tell yourself the visible smile on his face when he saw you as well was just his excitement to have a drink; but you could tell he had a little twinkle in his eye
tonight you were working your normal shift, when he came in looking pretty distraught
“oh god, tough day?”
“am i that easy to read?” he chuckled, sitting down across from you as you handed him a beer
“guess i’ve just come to learn when you’re off. and i hate to make it even worse, but I’m leaving early tonight. they’re training someone new and I’m not qualified enough to help with that.”
“well if you’re not working can you come and have a drink with me? we can go somewhere else, so it’s less weird. i could really use someone to talk to, and you’re the only person i like around here.” he laughed again, taking a few long sips of his beer. you usually didn’t go beyond the bar with customers, but he wasn’t just anyone. he was jim hopper
so you agreed to go out with him, and once you clocked out he took you down the street to another shitty hawkins dive bar. the two of you ordered drinks and sat in the corner in a quiet little booth, and you spent the next few hours listening to him rant about work and life and fatherhood, progressively getting drunker as the night went on
the alcohol consumption eventually led the two of you to the conversation of sex; talking about how it had been a while for both of you, and how much you missed just being kissed by someone.
“hmm, what’s the best sex you’ve ever had?” he asked you, stuttering over his words
“none of it, honestly. guys my age don’t know shit about how to please a women.” you laughed, realizing it was the first time you’d admitted that out loud
“what do you mean? like, you’ve never... you know?” hopper looked mortified, like he’d seen a ghost
“no. well, not from sex, anyways. no one has ever done that for me.”
hopper just kind of sat back and looked at you, not sure how to respond. he had always thought of that as a requirement for having sex. he’d never gone a session without making sure the other person was where they needed to be.
“okay, i might be absolute hammered and out of my mind- but let me show you how a real man takes care of a woman. let me... show you.” by this point, hopper was inches away from you; his hand on your upper thing, fingers lightly tracing the hem of your dress.
in normal circumstances, you would’ve said no. despite the fact that you obviously wanted to, you knew what people would say about you going for an older man. but you were drunk, and horny, and you knew he could please you the way you needed.
so you agreed, and the two of you quickly rushed out of the bar and into a cab back to your place. as soon as you got in the door, you couldn’t keep your hands off each other, your clothes coming off within seconds of being alone
and hopper did know what he was doing. he was right. he went down on you like no one ever before, moving in such rhythmic and pleasurable ways that you came twice.
and then he let you ride him, keeping his thumb on your clit and massaging slowly, giving you another chance to cum as he thrusted inside of you.
and let’s just say after that night you never had to worry about another man making you cum again- because he was the only man you were going to let fuck you from here on out
Jim Hopper finding out about your size kink would include :
(Woooo more prompts! Woooo Hopper! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/credit to the original owners.)
-Him only realizing it after he’d ask you about constantly checking him out and you instantly stuttering and just coming up with lame excuses all while mentioning how you love a man so much bigger than you
-Him loving to just come up behind you and give you a little scare as he leans down to whisper in your ear, enjoying to see you get flustered and just getting shy as he points it out
-Him just having to prove you wrong and get you all quiet as he picks you up during an argument, reminding you how much you love how bigger and stronger he is than you that way
-Him constantly reaching to hold your hand and just squeezing here and there, teasing you about how much bigger his hand is than yours and how easily he can just pull you to him
-Him loving to pull you into his lap and practically hold and touch you as he feels like, constantly teasing you about how much smaller you are compared to him and how hopeless you look
-Him loving to tower over you as you’d speak to him so softly, reminding you of how much bigger he is than you that way and of course leaning down to kiss you and practically grip you to him
-Him easily reminding you of how strong he actually is with the way he pulls you back to him or pins you down the bed, easily pulling at your clothes and showing you who’s in charge
-Him proving his strength once again with the way he grips your hair and makes you suck him off, all while teasing you about being such a small and delicate thing
-Him just loving to hold you completely to him as he fucks you, not letting you the opportunity to dominate him and showing you he can fuck you the way he wants as he pleases
-Him always making a joke about how you much you love him being bigger than you, teasing you about how you’ll never leave him because of it
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Nice Hoodie
Summary: Your job sometimes takes you to the other side of the world and sometimes even to the middle of an ocean on an aircraft carrier. A blond sailor is especially nice to you this time.
Warnings: None
Word count: ~1.5k
A/N: I found this hidden in my drafts.
He came back from a long flight and was just looking forward to a refreshing shower after sweating for hours in his F-18. As he made his way through the corridors from the deck of the aircraft carrier, he immediately noticed you sitting there. Looked like you were waiting for someone. He had never noticed you before. Maybe you had just arrived while he was gone. His first thought was how cute you looked, but also kind of tired and exhausted. Your civilian clothes made it clear that you were not a sailor or otherwise part of the Navy.
can you write a drabble where you and joel try the mating press position please?
anon, the answer is holy jesus yes. you don’t understand the way this ignited something inside of me. i’m writing this instead of packing.
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pretty prey
Joel Miller x afab!reader
Warnings: MDNI. Porn, no plot. No mention of age, race, or body type. Use of pet names. Joel is aggressive but not like mean aggressive. Low key predator/prey kink. Unprotected p in v. Breeding kink. Cream pie.
Word Count: 925
a/n: not even slightly proofread, so pls let me know if it's a disaster.