Nothing to See Here

no pronouns. old, but also old at heart.

[eukaryotasmain]

Go on, I’m listening

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

[quibbs]

oh, have i seen your beautiful 10 foot tall immortal angel goddess girlfriend? yeah, man, she really seems like she could rise in moonlit glory to carve a path of brightness to the accursed one's second death. hm? oh yeah, the wings were the first thing i noticed. those things are massive, yeah. huge. happy for you bro

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

She right

[furryprovocateur]

Customers[1] were a breed of animal hunted to extinction.[2] They were renowned for being stupid as all fuck[3] and annoying the shit out of me[4].

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[sobcat]

me when there's work at work

[ortiies]

"...and if you behave, I might bring on the ship you one day !"

The world is vast, and they have just begun exploring it ⛵️

Un (très) grand format qui arrive en risographie pour la @pariscitypop !

[chilewithcarnage]

when you accidentally type gmaul instead of gmail

[escuerzoresucitado]

[saltedume]

[dogpuppy]

[catasters]

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[liberalsarecool]

"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.

[redarmyscreaming]

[tatumsdrawing]

Nothing like telling yourself you’re going to go to bed then inspiration strikes

Gonna be in an angel/devil stamp rally and this is going to be my prize sticker

[tatumsdrawing]

She’s become a watermelon :)