[humoristics]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately

[valtsv]

once you get into lotr that’s it. you’re here forever.  and you can never leave. it’s the hotel california of fandoms.

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

all hyperfixations eventually cycle back to the lord of the rings……it’s an endless loop……a cycle………dare i even say it, a ring…….

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

The energy this January is....strange.

[lamedehaan-deactivated20201018]

IT’S JANUARY??

[wingsdurus]

STILL?!

[e-eh]

It feels like it should already be March

[comingouttomyself]

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[mountanxiety]

[vardaelcntari]

This is the most beautiful thing you'll see today, I don't make the rules

[laquilasse]

Part 2/2 of my lotr marathon sketchdump! Happy new year everyone

Please don’t repost! Instagram / Twitter : Laquilasse

[whitepeopletwitter]

[umameva]

the loveliest meowing of them all

[thatll-do]

A BABY

[homunculus-argument]

[a wonderful milkmaiden]: Mrrmeow? [the milkmaiden]: Mrrpmeow? [an entity of the shadow]: (emerges from the shade) [the delightful maiden]:Mrrp? [the entity] ]: (bravely breaks the boundary of the shadow, bravely impeaches it and passes the border of the realm of light in order to be joined with the brave milkmaiden.) [the entity]: (A high-pitched “mmrp!” of delight) [the wonderful milkmaiden]: (She decides that this footage is sufficient. The camera man is instantly murdered upon impact.)

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[oukime]

[ottermatopoeia]

what a beautiful wedding

[cuddlingwithsatan]

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

[stylesdiningtable]

yes but what a shame

[bondange]

the poor grooms bride is a llama

[natemovesaway-blog]

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

[treeoflife2011]

me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂