What goes on inside my Head

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Dad Tweets (via imgur)

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Mom Tweets (see 7 more)

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Previously: Dad Tweets

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I experienced magic in Central Park today

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LOVE this scene :’)))

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

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My sides

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AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

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EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

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Those are big mama violin and her little violings

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String trumpets.

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THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

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things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[callme-yuck]

It’s a tiny guitar.

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IT IS NOT A TINY GUITAR.

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logged the fuck in

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My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

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please just watch this

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“It’s one second.” I said “It can’t possible be that great.” I was wrong.

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If she’s too good for you, my God, don’t leave her. Make an effort to be good enough instead.

(via awkwarddly)

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WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a catbender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

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Me

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Kevin Bacon lashes sexist trend of unnecessary female nudity in cinema and television and demands more male nudity in Hollywood.

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I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING

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Adorable Pics To Celebrate Squirrel Appreciation Day.