Semi-Fluid
A parody of "Promiscuous" as performed by Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland
Parody number: 3,533
Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon? Asking for a friend hereโฆ
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Would you prefer rocks? Nope! Didn't think so
You're a gooey young lady I didn't think I'd ever have glop be my baby I'd hoped to find treasure in this trove Only found a loss for words first time that we spoke Nobody looks for girls durin' dungeon grinds (ah) And even if they did, no way slimes catch your eye Dudes who have a type are just picky, I find Been around this weird world, lots to like You expect me to just buy that bullshit? You're an adventurer, here to kill minions (whoa) I know what it looks like and it looks bad (bad) Bein' honest: didn't know there was a bad man (man) I'm on a dead ruin visit Are there villains about? You're not oozin' viciousness No massive threat, just a twerp, I could kill him Hell, might as well follow me, you've piqued my int'rest
Semi-fluid girl, I feel there's a spark It's not a joke, you're the goo that I want Contiguous boy, you already know Most folks abhor what you're aimin' for Semi-fluid girl, I see no freak The loveliest blob that I ever could meet Contiguous boy, your schmaltz is a joy Eyes aren't made to roll, still wouldn't
Bad guy is dead, you fight really smooth Weird that you have skin but you're still kinda cute (hey) Can say the reverse 'bout you I'm a fan of the light that half shines through To be clear, not heard that sentiment, I've managed To stay on sub-levels, outside never seemed attractive, yet If it's a problem, I'll lay down Really good shade any place you're 'round I'm a big girl, I can handle the wealth Of brand new sensations, still adore your help (whoa) Most attention to me was "Oh god, can't be killed!" At least the cuts can heal? On the outside, pretty well (shh) Baby, don't you keep it on the low (low) Know folks brought down by their feelin's and it blows (blows) When you're ready, girl, I don't expect sudden flows (huh) How many girls have you had before?
Semi-fluid girl, I've not shared my heart (ah-ah) It's not a joke, the first who did respond (ah-ah-ah-ah) Contiguous boy, then how come you've shown (ah-ah) A tour de force of charm to my core (ah-ah-ah-ah)? Semi-fluid girl, I seem to be (ah-ah) Unlucky in love with those solid like me (ah-ah-ah-ah) Contiguous boy, your game is on point (ah-ah) At least a good roll, no kiddin' (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll say you look rad if not neat Okay, take my hand, though it's green (hey) Wait, my hand? It's not clean I can ingest that (huh), keep it neat (wait) Anything is noms? Can't impress you with a restaurant That isn't true, see, just because My insides eat all, do not lack taste buds Got taste buds? When I want 'em, see Hence the still-sweet smile when you've got bare feet Choose when to connect my senses, okay? Never turn my eyes off lookin' your way (ah) It's okay (ah), it's alright (ah) Somethin' I can get used to, fine (ah) I know that's the truth, not the type to talk trash Hope you can talk dirty when we smash (hey)
Semi-fluid girl, are we at that part (ah-ah)? I planned for "slow" first time you oozed right up (ah-ah-ah-ah) Contiguous boy, the sweetest display (ah-ah) But I will drive you crazy the way I'll blaze through new shapes (ah-ah-ah-ah) Semi-fluid girl, you're teasin' me (ah-ah) Won't lie that it's not what I want, let me breathe (ah-ah-ah-ah) Contiguous boy, I'm lovin' the shade (ah-ah) Of red that covers your face, I'll stop (ah-ah-ah-ah)
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Experimenting with formatting I never could on AmIRight, whee!