A parody of "Encore" as performed by Eminem ft. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent
Yes, it's my 3500TH PARODY, Y'ALL! And as is my tradition, I have taken a song I parodied back when I was stupid and inexperienced and re-parody along a vaguely similar topic. Last time I did some meta-bullshit about the website I submitted to. This time, it's some meta-bullshit about why I submit to a different website wait that sounded weird not that there's anything wrong with that ANYWAY
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C-C-C-Crazy aftermath (haha)
F-F-F-F-Feels stupid, haha (haha)
Look, I came to pick up where I left off back on AmIRight
Part of my life for twenty years, too long to put to the side
'Cause while I'm super down with quittin' games where I can't progress and just die
This parody creation schtick ain't a thing I can let lie, needs a new site
It's been that long? That's a problem now, I find
Half my facts all in a cobble, can't lay out
How it goes, goddamnit, I ain't gonna just scrap it
I can manage just the basics, you'll see my past now
A young teenager, Australian
Let loose on the internet, what's this place found here?
Oh yeah, some peers to Yankovic
Can do that too, can type fast, know some hits (hoo!)
Stumblin', my tip for people tryin' this
Don't start out workin' with rap, that is the deep end
"First work bad", ev'ry creative is quick to tell you that
I'm also one, so much was crap
Mean that, literal crap now, doodoo was on my mind, true
Did mention that I was just a teen? Mind you
That excuse is bad yet all I have, won't lie, dude
Just layin' ground, foundations for my poor start, was quite crude
But soon that started shiftin' to knowin' I could be winnin'
Contests that they're listin' right there on a forum diff'rent
I did, I'm not braggin', only sayin' that my skills
Did rise, so now the room-bound elephant: where's that site then?
Well, luckily, if you still wanna, there's still an AmIRight
It's that plus dot-com or just click the link in my bio, fine
I hope this chorus doesn't age like milk 'cause that would be awkward but I
Am gettin' into a tangent, I should focus on the why I switched up sites
Good news: can say for once, didn't get bought up
Just to gut, gut, gut, gut
Bad news: pure guessin' will come, big drop from the good
Because, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause
The press ('cause) for the endin' of any new submissions
Was so small, didn't notice 'til a week after, didn't get the message
I only learned 'cause when my ass was checkin'
Comments that were left on other folks' shit, felt "farewell" was trendin'
So many posts were poppin' up, wasn't just comments 'cause whole songs
All were just "Goodbye all, have fun, it's endin'"
"What is this?" thoughts were had by one author, no guessin'
It's me, my songs came off as off the topic, got me sendin'
A message to the owner of the whole website to check it (what?)
Then I found the big announcement, off to send a second (dumb, dumb)
"Real sorry for the waste of time you had
Readin' my last message, guessin' it's time at last"
Felt like a shot to the gut, never thought I'd be sayin'
That the site I had saved in my bookmarks for ages
Will, while it's stayin' intact, won't update crap, same old pages are stayin'
But any brand new ones, it won't be makin'
No more comments, well, might as well face it
That's a bright side, I can honestly say it, the few ones that graced my pages
Were dweebs who would leave mad accusations like my votes are fakin'
Not a lotta space here inside my brain to crave 'em back, just sayin'
It's true, maybe I should've worked out the end of AmIRight
That all those trolls had gone and pissed right off but, well, at the time
I more than likely had assumed they'd been kicked out, the mods caught all their crimes
And I say "likely" 'cause it's been 'bout a year since the goodbye and I switched sites (made the switch, hey y'all)
So now we've come to the present, you
Know where I come from, as for why I chose
This one website for my brand-new posts?
That was a call that you'd hope I could recall
But I've got nothin' at all, too much else for my front lobes to carry
All my brain can tell me is "Sorry, but I'll gladly
Tell you which songs are way too catchy, but grant me
Slack 'cause you were madly antsy"
I'll take that guff from me, hate it but I need
Space to hold the leagues of phrases in my speech
And what parts of my real weird lingo makes my parodies, true
What rhymes make sense to me and not any of my readers
And other things botherin' me since the first day I started
Why did I go on to Tumblr? What were my real options?
New site? I'm lazy, and I could not be bothered
To try to rebrand my dead deviantART as somethin' else, so, uh
This is where my freaked-out ass ended up from AmIRight
Not interactin' all that much but, hey, that's how I get by
And I don't ever wanna quit this game 'til I straight keel over and die
Don't ask me where I'm goin' next if this place goes down 'cause I'll deal when it's time
Yeah, haha, don't ask 'bout that, got a huge list
Of songs to make new parodies out of, they're comin'
Best believe I'll do it (haha), nothin' else worth doin'
Least for my creative output, that's the way that I like it, 'fraid so
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β¦okay, so I did manage to do it today. Who knew writing about myself was the key? And like the last time, I didn't include the Curtains Down skit because I consider that a separate track.