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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????
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this gave me shivers
After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”
Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”
Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War
Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve: “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”
I’m sorry guyz, the only thing that I came out of the trailer thinking of was this.
Check out this Quality Lineup:
So practical:
just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
He’s here. Get used to it.
(For @gaslightgallows, thanks to this post)
#same jessica #2018 moodboard
#i’m the judges
infinity war seems a lot more unnecessary when you remember that the mcu canonically has two (2) elders of the universe who could literally wipe the floor with thanos. like huge battle, Everything is bad, suddenly the grandmaster and the collector roll up in their party bus techno music blaring and thanos is melted into a puddle instantly
“Fuckin sweet” the collector says as he picks up the infinity gauntlet with his bare fucking hands “this is gonna look great above my big screen tv”
“who gives, uh, a shit about some shiny rocks? my trophy twink is here” calls out the grandmaster. he whisks loki away and they disappear in a puff of golden glitter to go play games across the stars
I mean. Fuck. This isn’t wrong
wait the Grandmaster is powerful? its a Deity? I thought he;s just an alien?
he’s, uh, kinda powerful yeah
Hes not nearly strong enough to beat thanos. That list basically just says hes stronger than a human and immortal
“h,hey you big purple dipshit”
says the grandmaster upon 1) rearranging thanos’s matter into vapor and then 2) subjecting each particle to a blinding blast of kinetic energy and then 3) teleporting each god damn remaining particle to a different corner of the universe,
“i know you liked having a, a body, and all, but uhhhhh this is what you get if you mess with my, my beautiful boyfriend here,” he waves over the battlefield and in loki’s general direction, “and the, the rest of the planet too. there’s skee ball here. skee ball, skee ball is great. so wh-whatever”
the collector is still fawning over the pretty rocks stuck in the infinity gauntlet (which he is still holding with his bare fucking hands) but he does get back into the party bus with it, which stan lee is driving
“bye, losers,” loki says before disappearing into the ether with his sugar daddy in a puff of golden glitter. the day is saved. peter parker goes back to school. bucky gets a goddamn nap under an actual blanket. steve and tony have an adult conversation for once. the rest of the movie is character development and constructive relationship building
the mid credits scene is the collector watching sex and the city on his big screen tv with the infinity gauntlet mounted above it in a lovely shadowbox frame
the end credits scene shows the grandmaster and loki in bed cuddling. loki is fast asleep. the grandmaster’s blue makeup is smudged all over loki’s face and neck and the part of his chest that’s visible. just off screen you can hear taika waititi yelling in triumph. jeff goldblum looks directly at the camera and winks. cut to black
I woke up last night at 5am and exclaimed “I just had a nightmare about the New Zealand film industry” and was encouraged, later, to catalogue it. This is that nightmare.
*whispers* This is magical.
This turned me gay
Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.
It’s that eye contact
Wow, who knew wolverine was trade
John Boyega gotta chill
PULL UPS - CUT UP.
PLEASE. JUST. CARRY ME AWAY TO MOUNT OLYMPUS ON YOUR MASSIVE SHOULDERS. BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU ARE A GOD AND THAT IS WHERE YOU DWELL.
BUT WHY IS THE FORCE OF GRAVITY NOT DOING ITS WORK ON THAT TOWEL OF YOURS? IT MUST ALSO BE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOD. THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON’T WORK ON YOU. YOU WORK ON THEM.
DAT ASS IS SO FIRM IT CAN HOLD UP AN ENTIRE TOWEL WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SLIPPAGE I AM FUCKING DECEASED
Oh, and please remember that this is Finn’s body. Ya boi Finn looks like that. Imagine Poe walking in on that and literally passing out because of all of the blood in his body suddenly rushing south.
While bad news and political turmoil were turning everyone against each other, a #CuteAnimalTweetOff erupted, and it was exactly what Twitter needed.
so is Victory
LOVE TRIANGLE
Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)
This must be why the Trump administration hates them all
The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.
I’m doing a whooooole bunch of these for Marvel Comics! HOW-TO-DRAW SKETCH VARIANTS with these helpful instructions on the back cover!
let me teach u
“oh my god”
It’s been WEEKS and I’m still laughing at this.
Dear HBO and NBC;
I would literally buy a whole ‘other set of blurays or iTunes episodes of the whole of GoT if there was a Leslie + Seth Commentary track option, i wouldn’t even steal it from the internet like everyone in australia
Fucking SAME.
